The Problem is Choice

[The Spawn]

So I went to Target today to buy some things, and I was given the idea to ask this question to all of you while getting rung up:

You've paid for your stuff and you're making your way for the exit doors. There are two sets of exit doors, a set on the left, and a set on the right.

You go for the left ones.

Walking, walking, walking.

You're 6 inches away from the doors and...

...Nothing.

You walk right up to what you thought were the automatic doors and nothing happens.

Do you:

A) Go through those doors by pushing them open

OR

B) Walk over to the ones on the right, that are in fact automatic ones and walk out of those?

 

[AnorexicBatman]

C) Explode a small explosive and 'Die Hard' myself out of there....

Actually, B) I'm like Spock, why all the unnecessary force?

 

[Wiseman]

I blame it on my girlfriend for distracting me and then push the doors open

 

[Spidey-Bat]

I always go out the automatic doors. They have a sign on them.

 

[Majic Walrus]

It would waste time to try the other doors. You push open the doors and walk out.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Spawn is the best at what he does... But what he does isn't very nice...

I hope my answer satisfied you btw... I believe I got the gist of it...

 

[Sasquatch]

Start a Break Dance competition right then and there.

 

[The Spawn]

The lady stopped and walked over to the automatic doors.

It kinda...bothered me as I sat there with Relapse and Trident in my hand.

I mean, if she looked at it how Spock would have then that is okay...but I think she was just lazy.

 

[enterthemadness]

Start a Break Dance competition right then and there.

Best. Answer. Ever. And when people are complain about not getting trhough the door you can say 'Breakdancing competition.'

 

[Danalys]

it's more intresting how a third option can change how people react to the first two options.

on topic i'd try one then the other since doors aren't too big of an issue.

 

[Immortalfire]

Start a Break Dance competition right then and there.

Yes.

 

[Drakon]

Start a Break Dance competition right then and there.

Thread over.