What to do on an Elevator

[Ghostrider87]

as a rule of thumb, kissing on the mouth is first base; freaky touching over the clothes is 2nd; under the clothes is 3rd; and I hope you know what constitutes home

I know what homebase is.

 

[SuperFerret]

as a rule of thumb, kissing on the mouth is first base; freaky touching over the clothes is 2nd; under the clothes is 3rd; and I hope you know what constitutes home

It's astounding that this is considered a "rule of thumb" but nobody explains it, it's just something you're supposed to know.

 

[DV8]

nor is it ever explained exactly whose thumb the 'rule of thumb' is referencing

 

[Dorian Gray]

The only thing I did was embarrass this guy when he farted in the elevator with me and 2 other people. I heard it and because he was next to me I knew it was him....OMG it smelled so ****ing bad.


I got real loud and started saying..

"Mother****er was that you? That was you wasn't it? That's just foul man!!!..You **** yourself didn't you? ....you need to go check your pant when you get off this elevator" I think you **** yourself"

This other people started laughing and and the guy who farted got off on the first floor we stop at.


Mother****er...it was foul too.

 

[Erzengel]

So what do you consider first base?

For Me it's
Putting arm around the woman without her asking,your hand on ass, kissing her, and hugging her.

as a rule of thumb, kissing on the mouth is first base; freaky touching over the clothes is 2nd; under the clothes is 3rd; and I hope you know what constitutes home

What Jr. High did you guys go to?

1st was french kissing, 2nd was boobs, 3rd was below her belt (2 & 3 under the clothes), and 4th was sex.

 

[DV8]

What Jr. High did you guys go to?

1st was french kissing, 2nd was boobs, 3rd was below her belt (2 & 3 under the clothes), and 4th was sex.

I had to PG-ify the bases for GR87

 

[Metamorpho1977]

Ftw 2,4, & 18

I'm not fluent in these abbreviations, what is FTW?

 

[Majik1387]

FTW = For the win

 

[Ghostrider87]

FTW = For the win

I was going to guess that.t:

 

[TBadora]

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[Ghostrider87]

Man that was funny. Although I'm surprised the woman didn't slap the guy I guess she liked it.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I'm going to have to try these.

 

[chesslover]

Good game eh guys?

 

[bullets]

I want to do a random girl in the elevator. Why
does this never happen for me . dammit.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I want to do Glenn Close in an elevator.

 

[fu manchu]

1)
3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
I have done this more than one occasion, but never felt embarrassed about it.

6) Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
I thought about this in my head once. it was a midget and i just watched the movie Lords of the Rings.

7) Say -DING at each floor.
I should do this.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
I like this one too!

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
only with the pretty girls.