What to do on an Elevator

[DV8]

So even if there was a major babe in the elevator you are still going to use the die hard way?

yes . . . in fact, I've done it in the past . . . and you know what happens once you look all bad ass in front of said major babe?

high fives buddy . . . . several high fives.

 

[Symbiotic]

are you challenging me!?

Spoiler

cuz if you are, then I'll lose cuz I don't like Aerosmith all that much anyway

You fail!

 

[DV8]

I can't believe it actually took that long to make the inevitable Aerosmith connection . . . I've been thinking about it for hours now

 

[Ghostrider87]

yes . . . in fact, I've done it in the past . . . and you know what happens once you look all bad ass in front of said major babe?

high fives buddy . . . . several high fives.

Did you hug her?

 

[Untilteld]

You can have relations with a lady friend.

What movie is that? Where the guy has sex with a girl in the dark and goes searching for her after the elevator kicks back in.

 

[Speedball]

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

I should do these three.t:
But instead of saying "I have new socks on", I'm gonna say "I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico".

 

[Erzengel]

Did you hug her?

So is 1st base, a compliment, 2nd base, high fiving 3rd base, hugging and a home run, like a kiss for you?

 

[Erzengel]

What movie is that? Where the guy has sex with a girl in the dark and goes searching for her after the elevator kicks back in.

Finding Nemo, I think.

 

[Ghostrider87]

So is 1st base, a compliment, 2nd base, high fiving 3rd base, hugging and a home run, like a kiss for you?

I consider Kiss and Hugging her to be 1st base. I don't consider compliments and high fiving for 1st, 2nd, or 3rd, and not home either.

 

[Erzengel]

So I guess you made it to 1st, quite a bit.

 

[Untilteld]

Finding Nemo, I think.

Hmm, I'll check that out.

 

[DV8]

Did you hug her?

yes and I even kissed her on the forehead

 

[DV8]

I consider Kiss and Hugging her to be 1st base. I don't consider compliments and high fiving for 1st, 2nd, or 3rd, and not home either.

how have you managed not to get a girl pregnant by now!?! you animal, you!

 

[Ghostrider87]

So I guess you made it to 1st, quite a bit.

I woud also consider putting your arm around her even if she didn't ask you to to be first to.

 

[DV8]

I woud also consider putting your arm around her even if she didn't ask you to to be first to.

the trick is to put your arm around her then cleverly grab her breast, especially if she didn't ask you to . . . I always find women prefer their right breast to be touched over their left

 

[Ghostrider87]

the trick is to put your arm around her then cleverly grab her breast, especially if she didn't ask you to . . . I always find women prefer their right breast to be touched over their left

Do you grab her ass to?

 

[Untilteld]

What has my thread become?

 

[DV8]

Do you grab her ass to?

you can although that might be pushing it . . . if you decide to grab the ass, the only way it will work is if you grab her right breast with one hand while simultaneously grabbing her left buttcheek with the other

This is called the reverse-vertical-breast-butt-rubdown

 

[Majik1387]

What movie is that? Where the guy has sex with a girl in the dark and goes searching for her after the elevator kicks back in.

100 Girls

What has my thread become?

Dirty.

 

[DV8]

What has my thread become?

hahaha!

 

[Untilteld]

100 Girls

Aah, it's all coming back to me, thanks man.

 

[Ghostrider87]

you can although that might be pushing it . . . if you decide to grab the ass, the only way it will work is if you grab her right breast with one hand while simultaneously grabbing her left buttcheek with the other

This is called the reverse-vertical-breast-butt-rubdown

So what do you consider first base?

For Me it's
Putting arm around the woman without her asking,your hand on ass, kissing her, and hugging her.

 

[Majik1387]

Aah, it's all coming back to me, thanks man.

One of my fave movies.

 

[DV8]

So what do you consider first base?

For Me it's
Putting arm around the woman without her asking,your hand on ass, kissing her, and hugging her.

as a rule of thumb, kissing on the mouth is first base; freaky touching over the clothes is 2nd; under the clothes is 3rd; and I hope you know what constitutes home

 

[Majik1387]

Giggity