the question thread

[Yurka]

oh so you're a wise guy now, eh?

haha,

how could you tell?

 

[Fledermaus]

How could he not?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Darth Vader is your father?

 

[Yurka]

what makes you say that? do I sound like james earl jones?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Doesn't James Earl Jones approve of terrible2z.com?

 

[jimmy]

Man, how long you been liking James Earl Jones?

 

[Yurka]

do you remember field of dreams?

 

[jimmy]

Who doesn't?

 

[Yurka]

well do you remember the exorcist II?

 

[jimmy]

James Earl Jones was in that?

 

[Yurka]

how could you not know that?

 

[jimmy]

Yeah, well, who do you think's been liking him longer -- me or you?

 

[Yurka]

have you seen my full body tattoo of him?

 

[jimmy]

Didn't you know that I've been liking him since before he was born?

 

[Yurka]

did you know his mother asked me what to name him?

 

[jimmy]

So, you were that one doctor in the sick animation cartoon?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

What if you remember The Evil Dead?

 

[jimmy]

What if you don't, but say you did?

 

[Yurka]

couldn't you see me holding baby james earl shortly after birth?

 

[jimmy]

Should I recheck?

 

[Yurka]

are you asian?

 

[jimmy]

What makes you think that?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Are you a hot chick?

 

[jimmy]

No, why?

 

[Yurka]

do you know kung-fu?