The Real Naughty Question...

[Mister J]

I'd tell the mom to get her ass in the kitchen and fix me a couple of sammiches. Then I'll tell the dad, that if he were half as much man as me, his wife would have had those damn sammiches already prepared.

 

[Master Chief]

sammiches.

Real men don't type that word or say it. SCOOOORCH!!

 

[Mister J]

Bollocks. An imaginary man sure as hell ain't gonna be eatin' no sammiches!



edit: History is chock full of examples of real men enduring for the love of a good sammich. Case in point:

 

[Sean Adisano]

i have a song that pretty much answers this question... "Finish What Ya Started" by Van Halen

 

[Master Chief]

Real men don't show affection towards ANYTHING. They can feel it, but your blatant display of it is womanly.

RRAAAAARRR!!!

 

[Mister J]

Bollocks! It's not like I've ever cried over a good sammich.

...unless there were fresh onions to deal with.

Mmmmmmmm ...fresh onions.......

 

[Matt]

Normally I'd get out of there...but it all depends on the parents and their attitude towards it and how old the girl is.

 

[Drakon]

Matt's completely right. I mean, at 25-30, if her parents walk in, it's not a big deal, she's big enough to make her own decisions, yadda yadda. So, at that point, it's just an awkward situation. Now if she's like, underage and you're legal, then you run like hell. If you're both underage, you run.

In any realistic event, finishing isn't an option. Besides, Sean, "That ain't no way to treat the brokenhearted".

 

[Sean Adisano]

Matt's completely right. I mean, at 25-30, if her parents walk in, it's not a big deal, she's big enough to make her own decisions, yadda yadda. So, at that point, it's just an awkward situation. Now if she's like, underage and you're legal, then you run like hell. If you're both underage, you run.

In any realistic event, finishing isn't an option. Besides, Sean, "That ain't no way to treat the brokenhearted".

but "i'm incomplete...i need some sympathy"

 

[CyberFaust]

run forest, run, it would be a wierd run, naked, across town or something, with a angry man chasing me, threatening to do evil things to my...thingy

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Dating girls with single parents makes this situation so much less stressful

 

[Drakon]

So does dating a 29 year old.

 

[FaT_tONle]

Say sorry and get dressed up

 

[litlgreendude]

well i would just finish... mostly because i have a certian way of doing things...

like if a cop sees me smoking a joint im not gonna put it out.. I'm just gonna say hey he already knows... and smoke the rest as fast as possible.

 

[The Man Of 16]

well i would just finish... mostly because i have a certian way of doing things...

like if a cop sees me smoking a joint im not gonna put it out.. I'm just gonna say hey he already knows... and smoke the rest as fast as possible.

LMAO, "he already knows"

 

[Machx72]

What'd be hilarious is if you pulled out when the parents walk in, and you start firing off everywhere.

 

[Halcohol]

What'd be hilarious is if you pulled out when the parents walk in, and you start firing off everywhere.

That's what I was thinking... don't "ask" them if they want to join in, make them unwilling participants.

 

[Phoney Bone]

Run, run, run like hell is on your heels.

 

[mcilroga]

Say sorry and get dressed up

You *****.

I wouldn't suggest wearing jeans over to a friend's house to have sex, ever.

 

[Corinthian™]

I'll run because they'll prolly kill me

 

[Enriquespy]

I would pretend we are doimg something else

what?

no idea, I would go like -She is safe, i saved her life.... What? No... Im not banging her, but she needs to be left alone with me some more hours (minutes )

And hope they believe

 

[Machx72]

I'd tell them, "We're just trying on each others' clothes."

 

[psychocheeseman]

heck, I have 24 condoms under my bed.

i'm hoping you meant 24 clean unused condoms under your bed......


As for the what would i do if her parents came home? i'd probably just get out and leave, they probably wouldn't want to pay me the babysitting money after that anyway...

sorry very wrong joke.....

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Run like the dickensons with little Bill protected in a mini yet fashionable kevlar vest in case daddy starts shootin.

 

[C.F. Kane]

I'd probably use an excuse:

"She had an itch! I was scratching it for her!"