The Real Naughty Question...

[Edd Extraordinaire]

Finish up. Ohhh homerun.

 

[Machx72]

i'm hoping you meant 24 clean unused condoms under your bed......


As for the what would i do if her parents came home? i'd probably just get out and leave, they probably wouldn't want to pay me the babysitting money after that anyway...

sorry very wrong joke.....

LMFAO!

 

[Cobblepot]

I've been there once, luckely she had her head down below the sheets.
Dad was startled, walked back out of the room.
We finished (or she did) one hour later we were having dinner.
Not a word was said about it.

 

[Son Of Logan]

I had a similar situation happen in my youth.

I was visiting a girl and her mom was getting ready to leave so the girl tells me take a walk around the block and come right back. 15 minutes later we're in her room getting ready to do the thing when...*knock, knock* at the back door. Mom is back but doesn't have her keys! I'm down the stairs in nothing but boxers and peek out the front door just as her little brother goes around the corner to the back door. (I guess he was checking if the front door was open.) So, no hesitation I dart out the door, sprint across the street, jump behind a bush and dress before heading home. That's right...running across the street in broad daylight with nothing but my draws on.

 

[Knives122]

I'll run because they'll prolly kill me

You double *****.

Rock Lee wouldn't run from a situation like that. He'd probably give them some crap like "The spring time of youth makes the lotus bloom more then once, so get out so it can bloom.."

 

[Grim Goblin]

I never had in-laws that didn't know full well what I was doing with their daughters (yeah, I'm a lucky guy ).

However I remember one time a few years back where something similar happened to me. We were at her parents' place and felt like having a quickie before dinner. So we both stay clothed from the waist up and keep the covers up to mid-waist, lying on our sides while I'm giving it to her from behind.

Her mom knocked at the door and walked in before we could answer anything. But we were in the clear as far as her mom was concerned, since we looked like we were just watching tv while cuddling...no biggie there.
So her mom starts talking and talking and in a move that can only be considered humorously evil, I kept the conversation going with her mom, while "moving around to find a confortable spot".

It was so hilarious to see the look on my girlfriend's face as she tried not to give away that I was ****ing her all the while the 3 of us were talking ...

not surprisingly, she wanted to kill me afterwards!