The REAL Superheros/ Villains

[Manic]

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[ShadowBoxing]

Al Gore/ Captain Planet

Captain Planet: Captain Planet is an annoying cookie cutter cartoon hero who was featured in a ham fisted show about the environment. He was formed by multi-ethnic teenagers whose rings combined to form the hero.
Al Gore: Al Gore was the Vice President under the Clinton administration. He is known chiefly for being part of a dynasty family in Washington, creating the internet and discovering global warming.
Why Al is Captain Planet: Sometimes I have a dream that Al Gore rides around in a van with a bunch of multi-ethnic teenagers yelling “Captain Planet” out the window, and I’m pretty sure it’s based in reality. Al Gore, much like Captain Planet, seems to be able to pull superpowers out of his ass. Al Gore can create the internet, discover things that have already been discovered, and he also has the uncanny ability to make people totally uninterested in very important issues. That’s totally like the show. I remember after watching Captain Planet how much I wanted to litter. I’d crank up my AC really high, start spraying aerosol cans outside and burn coal in my fireplace. Take that you pretentious b*tches.

Ernest Borgnine/ Ra’s Al Ghul

Ra’s Al Ghul: Ra’s Al Ghul is a Batman villain known mostly for his longevity, and is usually used as an eco-terrorist, although interpretations have differed.
Ernest Borgnine: Ernest Borgnine is an old Hollywood actor, his is most well known for an adaptation of All Quiet on the Western front.
Why Ernest is Ra’s Al Ghul: I don’t dare spoil this for anyone, so you’ll have to watch the video. They have something in common though: they both have shrouded secrets to longevity. Let’s just say that now I have a pretty good idea of what the Lazarus Pit is filled with.

Tiger Woods/ Batman

Batman: Batman is the “world’s greatest detective” in the DC Universe. His incarnations are as many and varied as the stars in the sky.
Tiger Woods: Tiger is considered to be the best athlete and best golfer of his generation. It is predicted he will break every record in his sport.
Why Tiger is Batman: Michael Jordan was once called the hardest working man in sports, and Michael Jordan has since told people that Tiger Woods is the hardest working man he’s ever met, ever. That must mean one thing; “Tiger Woods is the God of prep time”. It’s been calculated at MIT that Tiger Woods mere presence on the field gives everyone else a statistical disadvantage, simply because of the pressure that comes with competing against him. That totally sounds like the Dark Knight to me. Also, despite the fact that his sport is not known for athletic prowess, Tiger weight trains, runs and employs a series of exercises usually reserved for other sports. He just doesn’t want to win, he wants to dominate you.

 

[Prison Mike]

I don't know if Tiger is like Batman. I still think Teddy Roosevelet most likely resembles batman.

 

[odiin]

I'm surprised no one has suggested FDR as Professor Xavier yet.

 

[Beanjuice]

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[Beanjuice]

Theodore Roosevelt would be more like Batman. His father was a great benefactor (much like Thomas Wayne). Theodore's mother and wife die on the same day so he is obviously distraught. But he comes back as a police commisioner and becomes the leader of the Rough Riders. I got all this info from the History channel special The Psychology of the Dark Knight.

beat me to it

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

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[Zephyr Alexian]

Why? Same value of human life:

 

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[C.F. Kane]

I would have said Woodrow Wilson as Lex Luthor, he created the basis for the United Nations, just like the Legion of Doom.

So, does this make Solomon Grundy Boutro-Boutros Ghali?

 

[Matt]

Bullseye = Aaron Burr

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Bullseye = Aaron Burr

Jr, right?

 

[PyroChamber]

Martin Luther King Jr. = Charles Xavier.

I wonder who would be Joker, maybe Charles Manson?

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Caligula. Definitely Caligula.

 

[PyroChamber]

Caligula. Definitely Caligula.

As Joker you mean?

 

[Zephyr Alexian]

Well, going with McCoffin to Senator Palin's Quinn just doesn't seem obscure enough, so yes.

 

[November Rain]

palin???

crikey...

 

[PyroChamber]

I think that's a fake pic.

 

[November Rain]

i'm surprised no one has equated margaret thatcher to wonder woman yet.

I would but my political knowledge is somewhat flawed, not to mention my comic book knowledge of wonder woman