🇺🇸 The Sectional Offender: The JD Vance Thread

[Iceman]

Revealed: JD Vance promoted far-right views in speech about extremists’ book

Up from Conservatism advocates repeal of Civil Rights Act, investigations into ‘gay lifestyle’ and defunding childcare

www.theguardian.com

So he’s doing the job expected of a Trump VP.

 

[MagnarTheGreat]

 

[Lily Adler]

 

[blueharvest]

JD Vance forced to listen to insult after insult during excruciating media interviews

Republican vice-presidential candidate was called out for ‘trashing his own people’ in his book Hillbilly Elegy and for being funded by Silicon Valley billionaires

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Sithborg]

Spoiler: Vance demands to know everybody’s employment history.

Man, they way he did not get a clue when the woman said she didn't want to be on camera. Vance is a creep.

 

[MagnarTheGreat]

'How do you do, fellow humans?'

Except Vance is like an extraterrestrial from another galaxy interacting with humans for one of the first times with a thousand times less charisma than Mork from Mork & Mindy.

 

[Mani-Man]

Spoiler: Vance demands to know everybody’s employment history.

How did this guy get this far in live when this is the kind of human interaction he has?
Dude seems like he hasnt talked to an actual human person in years.
Are conservatives acting really that different from normal humans or what?

 

[blueharvest]

 

[Drizzle]

Man, they way he did not get a clue when the woman said she didn't want to be on camera. Vance is a creep.

Her not wanting to be on camera following up with this was gold:

 

[blueharvest]

Her not wanting to be on camera following up with this was gold:

How did he make it this far in politics when he has the same amount of charisma as a sack of potatoes?

 

[Iceman]

All JD could come up with was "how long have you worked here" and "ok" to everyone, plus "I'm running for VP". Dude better not hold any rallies anytime soon - best of skipping the debates too lol.

 

[Ironfan72]

How did he make it this far in politics when he has the same amount of charisma as a sack of potatoes?

Its a mystery here in Ohio how he became a senator, he was absolutely destroyed in his debate with congressman Tim Ryan (D) when they faced off against each other, he has no charisma what so ever, he is constantly humiliated by Trump to his face and he just grins like an idiot, he is hateful and stupid at the same time, he lost the Pennsylvania vote for asked for swiss cheese on his sandwich, guy is a tool

 

[Drizzle]

All JD could come up with was "how long have you worked here" and "ok" to everyone, plus "I'm running for VP". Dude better not hold any rallies anytime soon - best of skipping the debates too lol.

Walz is going to wipe the floor with him, putting that haircut to use as a mop.

 

[Iceman]

Walz is going to wipe the floor with him, putting that haircut to use as a mop.

Haha, only issue with that strategy is that JD's mop is probably dirtier than whatever one would try to clean with it.

 

[Drizzle]

How did he make it this far in politics when he has the same amount of charisma as a sack of potatoes?

I'm trying to figure that one out myself because he's such a personality black hole that he makes Mike Pence look like Ryan Reynolds.

 

[Lily Adler]

JD Vance forced to listen to insult after insult during excruciating media interviews

Republican vice-presidential candidate was called out for ‘trashing his own people’ in his book Hillbilly Elegy and for being funded by Silicon Valley billionaires

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Still Wynning]

Her not wanting to be on camera following up with this was gold:

ChatGPT finally got some competition.

 

[Lily Adler]

ChatGPT finally got some competition.

My Republican dad thinks it's a good idea to use AI for politics because the Democrats already do it.

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

 

[Lily Adler]

What if he was and hoping one of them was an illegal.

 

[Iceman]

Its a mystery here in Ohio how he became a senator, he was absolutely destroyed in his debate with congressman Tim Ryan (D) when they faced off against each other, he has no charisma what so ever, he is constantly humiliated by Trump to his face and he just grins like an idiot, he is hateful and stupid at the same time, he lost the Pennsylvania vote for asked for swiss cheese on his sandwich, guy is a tool

Thanks for the info. How good a debater is Tim Ryan out of interest? Comparable to Walz?

 

[Lily Adler]

Thanks for the info. How good a debater is Tim Ryan out of interest? Comparable to Walz?

Here ya go.

 

[Iceman]

I've decided to try out JD's conversational strategy in the next few days.

I'm going to ask people questions like "how were your holidays?" and "how are the kids?", and once they stop talking I'll say "ok".

 

[blueharvest]

 

[blueharvest]