The straaangest conversations...

[Master Chief]

What are some of the weirdest talkings between peoples you've ever been a part of?

I'm asking 'cause in my business class, for about an hour, all everybody was talking about was how unsanitary public washrooms are and how guys/chicks use the bathroom and what your price was to participate in anal sex or ******io [a billion, a million, get out of prison if you have a life sentence, blab blah]. Of course not with all the proper terms, all profane. Anyway yeah, I'm asking 'cause I thought it was funny and I'm sure more people here have even better stories. And I want to laugh. But I need a break from Demetri Martin's stand-up because it was getting me all laughed out.

 

[Joker]

me and my friends had a discussion about whether semen would sizzle and steam or burn...half of us (including myself) think it'll burn, the other half say steam

 

[Master Chief]

Did you ever try it out? lol.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Whenever I talk about my dad's dodgeball accident, people tend to look at me funny.

 

[Kritish]

me and my friends had a discussion about whether semen would sizzle and steam or burn...half of us (including myself) think it'll burn, the other half say steam

It is a form of liquid, it would steam.

 

[Joe Kerr]

well, my friend has this halo 2 poster, that was custom made for him, and he doesnt have the internet so i cant get it on my comp. to post here, but anyway, we have this great debate as to whether a certain part is a bullet shell, or a falling space-ship, and he gets so pissed off, becuase it was bugging him and his best conclusion was the space-ship,

btw, its DEFINATELY a bullet shell.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

A friend of mine and I, in an elevator full of business suited executives, had a rousing debate over whether or not Spider-Man could rip Wolverine's head off.

 

[Kritish]

A friend of mine and I, in an elevator full of business suited executives, had a rousing debate over whether or not Spider-Man could rip Wolverine's head off.

I think the whole adamatium spine would be a problem.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I think the whole adamatium spine would be a problem.

There are spaces between the adamantium in order to allow him to move. If it was one solid piece, he would be a statue.

 

[Kritish]

There are spaces between the adamantium in order to allow him to move. If it was one solid piece, he would be a statue.

That's why if Highlander had an adamtium sword he could kill him.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Any one who could decapitate him could kill him. It wouldn't have to be with an adamantium sword. There has to be a space between the skull and the spine or he wouldn't be able to turn his head.

For the record, I think Spidey COULD do it, I just don't think he WOULD, whereas my friend thinks he could be provoked.

 

[Ghostvirus]

But what Wolverine beat Highlander? That means Wolverine would be immortal with healing powers!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Now that would be cool, and Maximum Carnage, your sig is too long. 5 to 6 lines max, including empty spacer lines. Please change it

 

[Ghostvirus]

Now that would be cool, and Maximum Carnage, your sig is too long. 5 to 6 lines max, including empty spacer lines. Please change it

SIR YES SIR!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Don't roll your eyes. Why should you be exempt from a rule everyone has to follow? And anyone who ISN'T following, please let me know.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Don't mind me. I just hate authority.

 

[WompuM]

my gf and I had a convo yesterday on whether or not if she would still love me if i would continuously crap my pants on purpose.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Whatever

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

my gf and I had a convo yesterday on whether or not if she would still love me if i would continuously crap my pants on purpose.

would she?

 

[Kritish]

Don't mind me. I just hate authority.

We're gonna take your ration cards away you non-conformist.

 

[WompuM]

actually, no she wouldnt. she said if i had some medical condition and couldnt help it she would, but if i was just too lazy to get up and crapped my pants repeativly, she would not love me anymore

 

[Ghostvirus]

We're gonna take your ration cards away you non-conformist.

Come get'em Commie!

 

[Kritish]

Come get'em Commie!

We have an army of cats willing to die for the call of the peoples will!

 

[Turtle-Man]

One time, after taking my ex-girlfriend (my girlfriend at the time) to see Spider-Man 2, she confronted me at 2:00 in the morning and asked me, "Do you love me or not?"

I replied with "Of course I do," and she smiled for a second, but then glared at me and slapped me. I asked what was wrong and she responded "Robert, Spidey never said that in the film." She then burst into tears and continued, "I thought you loved Spider-Man enough to become my own superhero. You're definitely no saviour of mine," and she left me. I was like... wft?

 

[WorthyStevens]

I've once discussed the difficulties of having sex with a twizzler. Albeit I was drunk.