The Stupidest things In comics

[CBK]

Have u ever read a comic or a pannel or a page and thought to your self that was so stupid what was that about. and the thing that comes to mine is In an issue of the avengers they were fighting the absorbing man and Captain America throws hes shield at him..wtf???? which the absorbing man absorbed it and was like industructable??? that one was really stupid. The writer man Cap look really stupid.

 

[unstoppable]

Have u ever read a comic or a pannel or a page and thought to your self that was so stupid what was that about. and the thing that comes to mine is In an issue of the avengers they were fighting the absorbing man and Captain America throws hes shield at him..wtf???? which the absorbing man absorbed it and was like industructable??? that one was really stupid. The writer man Cap look really stupid.

speaking of absorbing man he once turned to glass fighting the hulk

 

[The Question]

I'd have to say:


Superboy Prime altering the universe by punching stuff.

Yellow Fear Demon in Green Lantern.

Batman beating Amazo.

Lex Luthor going crazy and destroying metropolis in "Up Up and Away."

Everyone overreacting the way they are in Civil War.

Death of Hawkeye.

She Hulk stating that no one has ever died as a result of The Hulk's existence.

Pretty much everything that's happened to Bart Allen after Young Justice was cancelled.

 

[Artistsean]

I'd have to say:
Lex Luthor going crazy and destroying metropolis in "Up Up and Away."

What was "Up Up and Away?"
What was the plot of that story, was it a comic book?

 

[MyPokerShirt]

Have u ever read a comic or a pannel or a page and thought to your self that was so stupid what was that about. and the thing that comes to mine is In an issue of the avengers they were fighting the absorbing man and Captain America throws hes shield at him..wtf???? which the absorbing man absorbed it and was like industructable??? that one was really stupid. The writer man Cap look really stupid.

absorbing man could change into the substance caps shield is made out of. so what if its indestructable? it makes no difference

 

[CBK]

I don't think there overreacting in civil war.....well maybe iron man & shield..and the death of hawkeye was pretty bad..but didn't he come back in the house of M thing?

 

[roach]

Bucky surviving being blown up.
Jason Todd surviving Jokers Crowbar kisses
Marvel's Illuminati
The third summers brother

 

[DBM]

Jason Todd surviving Jokers Crowbar kisses

Crowbar Kisses.



I have a new favorite phrase.

"You better do what daddy tells you or you'll get another crowbar kiss."

 

[CBK]

Why doesnt it matter if its understuctable if it is then he is? and the whole bucky thing i find wierd is that in the issue of thunderbolts where the scourge kills zemo..theres bucky's costum with the arm missing from it. in the backgroung..but the winter solider has the oppisite arm missing....does that mean something or just bad writing/drawing.

 

[MyPokerShirt]

Why doesnt it matter if its understuctable if it is then he is? and the whole bucky thing i find wierd is that in the issue of thunderbolts where the scourge kills zemo..theres bucky's costum with the arm missing from it. in the backgroung..but the winter solider has the oppisite arm missing....does that mean something or just bad writing/drawing.

i just dont get your point on absorbing man. sorry, think we got crossed wires before. maybe bucky was standing in front of a mirror...


anyway winter soldier isnt stupid if you read cap america. its very well written and so buyable

 

[roach]

i just dont get your point on absorbing man. sorry, think we got crossed wires before. maybe bucky was standing in front of a mirror...


anyway winter soldier isnt stupid if you read cap america. its very well written and so buyable

it is stupid in that a boy who was on a flying bomb that exploded would only lose an arm

 

[MyPokerShirt]

maybe. his arm was attached to it, where as the rest of him was dangling off however. thats how they justify it if you've seen the panels and its not THAT unbelievable compared to everything else. at least he was only frozen in ice for a while before being treated. cap was frozen for 50years!!

 

[roach]

maybe. his arm was attached to it, where as the rest of him was dangling off however. thats how they justify it if you've seen the panels and its not THAT unbelievable compared to everything else. at least he was only frozen in ice for a while before being treated. cap was frozen for 50years!!

it was still a bomb...it doent matter if he was dngling he should be blown up....

 

[Darthphere]

it is stupid in that a boy who was on a flying bomb that exploded would only lose an arm

I think it was a lot better explained than Jason Todd being brought back by emo punches, stop being such a sourpuss.

 

[Doc Destruction]

Killing Magneto and bringing him back a week later as though nothing had happened.

Killing Magneto at all.

Spider-Man comics for some time now.

Cancelling the Thing.

Avengers losing to ninjas.

Typeface beating Spider-Man.

The Superboy wall punches (and I still don't get the emo reference *shrug*)

The last set of Horsemen for Apocalypse. Hell, Hulk as a horseman was pretty bad, too.

Wolverine's regen limit fluctuations.

 

[Darthphere]

Killing Magneto and bringing him back a week later as though nothing had happened.

Killing Magneto at all.

Spider-Man comics for some time now.

Cancelling the Thing.

Avengers losing to ninjas.

Typeface beating Spider-Man.

The Superboy wall punches (and I still don't get the emo reference *shrug*)

The last set of Horsemen for Apocalypse. Hell, Hulk as a horseman was pretty bad, too.

Wolverine's regen limit fluctuations.

Sorry Doc, cancelling Thing really wasnt that stupid.

 

[Doc Destruction]

It is in my book. It's certainly better than 99% of the BS they have out there right now.

 

[The Cleric]

how about....XORN!
or the number of times the phoenix has been mentioned
or the fact the the silver surfer has no...plumbing
the sentry has the power of a million exploding suns (whatever that means)

 

[Darthphere]

It is in my book. It's certainly better than 99% of the BS they have out there right now.

Your book sucks, it wasnt selling, it was cancelled, thats life.

 

[roach]

I think it was a lot better explained than Jason Todd being brought back by emo punches, stop being such a sourpuss.

i mentioned Jason Todd...remember Joker's Crowbar kisses

 

[Darthphere]

i mentioned Jason Todd...remember Joker's Crowbar kisses

Yeah, but his return sucked balls.

 

[The Leaguer]

Bringing Hal Jordan back.

 

[The Cleric]

i think batman beating superman in any way or time is ******ed. i dont care how much kryptonite bruce might have.

 

[Darthphere]

Bringing Hal Jordan back.

 

[War Lord]

absorbing man could change into the substance caps shield is made out of. so what if its indestructable? it makes no difference

Which leads to the question, why isn't Absorbing Man usually made of soil, since he's always standing on it?