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[Mystirious]

Hawes...I always mess her name up

Keely Hazel is a different person altogether

She is a page three model here in England

And in between, see if you can stop a few accidental deaths. I'm not gonna stop any murders or terrible accidents. Seems like the sorta thing that could get you killed, and I can't spend my money if I'm dead.

 

[BlackLantern]

Keely Hazel is a different person altogether

She is a page three model here in England

I thought it was Page Six?? I know how you Brits love your topless girls with the morning news

 

[Mystirious]

I thought it was Page Six?? I know how you Brits love your topless girls with the morning news

We cannot start our day without them

 

[lixdexia]

i gotta start watching that, kill two birds with one stone (looking at boobs is good for your health. seriously)

 

[BlackLantern]

We cannot start our day without them

it's like...."let's look at the news today.....ah the PM is a tool, chavs are everywhere and they smell funny....the market is rubbish.....booooobies............."

 

[Mystirious]

i gotta start watching that, kill two birds with one stone (looking at boobs is good for your health. seriously)

That explains why I feel so healthy

it's like...."let's look at the news today.....ah the PM is a tool, chavs are everywhere and they smell funny....the market is rubbish.....booooobies............."

It is there to cheer you up because of all the bad news

 

[lixdexia]

That explains why I feel so healthy

well i'm not sure it works the same with women, i'm assuming it would have an effect on you given that you are attracted to other women, but with men it increases blood flow making the heart work harder

 

[Mystirious]

well i'm not sure it works the same with women, i'm assuming it would have an effect on you given that you are attracted to other women, but with men it increases blood flow making the heart work harder

Did not know that it was good for your heart

I thought you were just cracking a joke

 

[lixdexia]

nope, real science

 

[Mystirious]

nope, real science

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Keely Hazel is a different person altogether

She is a page three model here in England

She makes my loins tingle.

 

[Mystirious]

She makes my loins tingle.

She is very sexy

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Yes. In the same way Antarctica is a bit chilly or Carlos Mencia is kind of a *****e.

 

[lixdexia]

i do not know this woman or this book. i should look into them?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I don't know about the book, but everyone who's attracted to women should look into Keeley Hazell.

 

[BlackLantern]

so.....I have a date on Saturday night after my fantasy football draft

 

[Mystirious]

i do not know this woman or this book. i should look into them?

Tipping the Velvet is a great book Lix and it had a splendid TV adaptation made of it by the BBC

You should check them both out

Yes. In the same way Antarctica is a bit chilly or Carlos Mencia is kind of a *****e.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

What's Tipping the Velvet about?

 

[lixdexia]

i did, she's very buxom. cute, but i imagine her as very restless, we have no future together

 

[NightBeetle]

Maryland politician condemns comics in a campaign ad.

 

[lixdexia]

so.....I have a date on Saturday night after my fantasy football draft

din din?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Maryland politician condemns comics in a campaign ad.

Haha, ridiculous. Like 90% of my vocabulary comes from comics--a hell of a lot more than what came from school. How the hell else would I know what "uncanny" means?

Anyway, nobody reads anymore, comics least of all. Everyone knows that.

 

[BlackLantern]

What's Tipping the Velvet about?

Victorian Lesbians

Maryland politician condemns comics in a campaign ad.

**** him

din din?

yea....Im not sure how on I will be, considering Im spending all afternoon and some of the evening trying to cobble together a fantasy team from scratch

 

[TheCorpulent1]

You should talk to her about that. I'm sure she'd be interested.

 

[BlackLantern]

probably not