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[BlackLantern]

You just got learned!!!!

 

[Anubis]

I sometimes go with SOP.

 

[Mystirious]

My best advice is, treat her like you would anybody else. I mean, for some reason she likes you. I'm sure she's aware that you're not a Jesus freak like she is, and still she's got a thing for you. So, go from there.

Good advice 'Nubs

yes, it's kinda play it by ear. you run the risk of super-*****y with the possibility of crazy monkey sex.

The possibility of crazy monkey sex sounds pretty good

 

[lixdexia]

I sometimes go with SOP.

i don't mind that, but it lacks umph.

The possibility of crazy monkey sex sounds pretty good

it's only good short term. nothing is worth that level of condescension for an extended period of time.

 

[Anubis]

Or, maybe he'll find Jesus.

He's usually hanging out with Waldo.

 

[Charlie Boy]

I'll take her out for a bite... She likes to eat. The one thing she has goin for her is she's afraid of commitment so I won't have to worry about her being clingy...Which is great, cause my place of business just hired a few lookers.

I can't help but **** where I eat. I have a problem.

 

[lixdexia]

Or, maybe he'll find Jesus.

He's usually hanging out with Waldo.

i love that. jesus is like abe lincoln, geroge washington, and batman in that he makes any situation (in which he doesn't naturally belong) instantly funnier.

I'll take her out for a bite... She likes to eat. The one thing she has goin for her is she's afraid of commitment so I won't have to worry about her being clingy...Which is great, cause my place of business just hired a few lookers.

oh, that's loaded. afraid of commitment means 1 of 2 things: i'm seeing 5 other guys or i'm super-clingy.

 

[BlackLantern]

I can't help but **** where I eat. I have a problem.

that's a problem you need to fix, like yesterday

especially in these times...no job is worth losing over a piece of ass

 

[Mystirious]

I'll take her out for a bite... She likes to eat. The one thing she has goin for her is she's afraid of commitment so I won't have to worry about her being clingy...Which is great, cause my place of business just hired a few lookers.

Not looking for anything long term then Charlie Boy

 

[Charlie Boy]

that's a problem you need to fix, like yesterday

especially in these times...no job is worth losing over a piece of ass

I'm a pleeb, I wouldn't loose my job... A few people are already hooking up with eachother and we've only been a crew for about a month.

Not looking for anything long term then Charlie Boy

I don't know...I mean, if it happens, it happens. But for the first time in about... A year and a half, I have 2 viable options plus a store full of single chicks, so why limit myself?

lix
oh, that's loaded. afraid of commitment means 1 of 2 things: i'm seeing 5 other guys or i'm super-clingy.

It's neither, It took this girl a damn year to finally tell me she had a thing for me, so I'm sure she's not clingy, and while she's nice, I'm certain there aren't 5 dudes knocking down her door.

 

[Mystirious]

i love that. jesus is like abe lincoln, geroge washington, and batman in that he makes any situation (in which he doesn't naturally belong) instantly funnier.

That is why the movie Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is so funny

 

[BlackLantern]

ive been on the bad end of that, CB....I was working with a girl who was banging our supervisor and I got stuck doing double work and couldn't say **** about it

 

[lixdexia]

oh! mysti, you might know this, i need a brit heroine along the lines of a king arthur or robin hood. please and thanks.

 

[Charlie Boy]

ive been on the bad end of that, CB....I was working with a girl who was banging our supervisor and I got stuck doing double work and couldn't say **** about it

I only flirt with the cashiers... Which come a dime a dozen... But should this back fire in any way, short of the broad giving me the clap, I'll be sure to ***** about it on here so you can smugly say "I told you so mother-******"

 

[Mystirious]

I don't know...I mean, if it happens, it happens. But for the first time in about... A year and a half, I have 2 viable options plus a store full of single chicks, so why limit myself?

Sounds like a pretty fabulous work place

oh! mysti, you might know this, i need a brit heroine along the lines of a king arthur or robin hood. please and thanks.

Does she need to be legendary or can she be any fictional British heroine Lix

 

[Anubis]

God, that's why I can't stand watching Special Victims Unit. It's so God damn depressing.

 

[Anubis]

How about Queen Boodika? Or is that Irish?

 

[lixdexia]

Does she need to be legendary or can she be any fictional British heroine Lix

prefer legendary, but i'll take what i can get

How about Queen Boodika? Or is that Irish?

don't know this, i'll look into it. thanks

 

[Charlie Boy]

God, that's why I can't stand watching Special Victims Unit. It's so God damn depressing.

Which episode? Not that it matters... Since they're all depressing... But still, which one?

 

[Anubis]

This is the proper spelling then.

Queen Boudicca

 

[Anubis]

Which episode? Not that it matters... Since they're all depressing... But still, which one?

The one where [blackout]the rapist either gets tossed or jumps out a window and the guy that was in prison for one of his rapes has to stay there because he died before he could testify in court.[/blackout]

 

[lixdexia]

yeah, found it on wiki, thank nubs, she might work

svu is my favorite non comedy show on network tv. i wish they'd branch out from rape more, but stabler is the best cop character ever on that show

 

[Charlie Boy]

The one where [blackout]the rapist either gets tossed or jumps out a window and the guy that was in prison for one of his rapes has to stay there because he died before he could testify in court.[/blackout]

Oh yeah, that one was pretty ****ed.

 

[Darthphere]

yeah, found it on wiki, thank nubs, she might work

svu is my favorite non comedy show on network tv. i wish they'd branch out from rape more, but stabler is the best cop character ever on that show

It's a shame that Meloni gets no credit but Mariska Hargitay gets nominated for an Emmy every year.

 

[Mystirious]

prefer legendary, but i'll take what i can get

Boudicca would be a good example

So would Guinevere who was King Arthur's queen.

Morgaine in some of the legends of King Arthur was a force for good and not the villain of the piece. The different versions of the stories differ on that issue