The unREAL DC Boards Lounge 6.5

[Anubis]

No, I wouldn't. My dad won our equivalent of the lotto once and pissed away his money on bad buying and failed business ventures. Easy come, easy go. I've how quickly rich men become poor men. Working for a living counts.

My family was well to do. Middle to High income family but my father's philandering and business failures left us reeling. Now we're middle going on low income, essentially making me a breadwinner.

Yeah, you should probably not do what he did if you had money.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Well that's random. Speaking of random. If you won the lotto, how would you quit your job? I think I'd take a big s**t on my bosses desk.

I'd just go to lunch and never come back, never answer my phone, etc. I would vanish without a trace.

 

[Manic]

Well that's random. Speaking of random. If you won the lotto, how would you quit your job? I think I'd take a big s**t on my bosses desk.

I'd sneak over to the PS system and play an anthem song from the 80's. Maybe that song from The Breakfast Club or that Pat Benetar "Invincible" song. Then I'd march out of the building and throw my fist into the air.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Hey, hey, hey, HEY! OoooooOOOOOOoooooOOOOOO-hooooowhooooooaaaaa!

 

[Hound55]

Since my place of business is police headquarters it might be tricky to find the midway point between "Awesome unforgettable send-off" and "Suicide by cop"...

 

[sandwraith]

Yeah, you should probably not do what he did if you had money.

I'm pissing my hard-earned money on games, comics and toys. It's a little more innocent than my dad's activities but the principle is the same.

 

[Anubis]

Just stand up on the desk and sing the "Kiss my Ass!" song.


KISS MY ASS!

Left side, right side, inside

KISS MY ASS!!

 

[Anubis]

I'm pissing my hard-earned money on games, comics and toys. It's a little more innocent than my dad's activities but the principle is the same.

Well, what's the jackpot over there? Over here ours can get up to like 300 mil. YOu think you could piss away 300 mil? (150 after taxes )

 

[sandwraith]

Well, what's the jackpot over there? Over here ours can get up to like 300 mil. YOu think you could piss away 300 mil? (150 after taxes )

That's assuming you and you alone won all of it.

But yeah, I'd probably be able to piss away that money by paying off the house, my father's credit card debts/bank loans/illegal loans, my brother and my own student loans among other things.

I'd probably get a new bed. That's what I'd do first. A nice fluffy bed that just embraces you when you lie on it. Then I'd prepare a nice plot in the cemetary to bury the old man when he croaks.

All that would probably cost around...oh I don't know...15 million? The rest I could invest. But I'd still work.

 

[Anubis]

@#*&^*^$*^#

 

[sandwraith]

@#*&^*^$*^#

Let me guess. You didn't win the lottery?

 

[Anubis]

....

 

[Hound55]

Just stand up on the desk and sing the "Kiss my Ass!" song.


KISS MY ASS!

Left side, right side, inside

KISS MY ASS!!

*TAZE*

*Hound lies twitching on desk with pants around his ankles*

 

[sandwraith]

Killzone 3 is really bring out the inner fascist in me (which I'm sure all of you are familiar with by know). Everytime I get killed by some bizzare way or a guy survives taking an entire clip to the head and kills ME in one shot thanks to the glory of Connection problems I hear Chinese being spoken and I go "***king Chinks".

I have Chinese friends by the way. Had Chinese girlfriends too.

 

[Kane52630]

Forgive me but I have not seen the show Firefly but it looks like they will start playing it on the Science channel this Sunday. Should I add that to my list of shows?

 

[The Squirrel]

Forgive me but I have not seen the show Firefly but it looks like they will start playing it on the Science channel this Sunday. Should I add that to my list of shows?

Yes.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Killzone 3 is really bring out the inner fascist in me (which I'm sure all of you are familiar with by know). Everytime I get killed by some bizzare way or a guy survives taking an entire clip to the head and kills ME in one shot thanks to the glory of Connection problems I hear Chinese being spoken and I go "***king Chinks".

I have Chinese friends by the way. Had Chinese girlfriends too.

Sounds like my little brother playing COD:Worlds At War lol

 

[Assassin]

lol for some reason a lot of Spaniards and French play red dead redemption. It's the only online game i play.

Almost beat Batman Arkham Asylum after 4 days of play.

 

[sandwraith]

lol for some reason a lot of Spaniards and French play red dead redemption. It's the only online game i play.

Almost beat Batman Arkham Asylum after 4 days of play.

How do you find AA so far Ssin?

 

[Assassin]

it started out hard the first 2 levels but got pretty easy.

 

[sandwraith]

it started out hard the first 2 levels but got pretty easy.

Yeah. The general concensus was that the game was visually stunning and the interface was top-notch.

Game takes a blow in three areas: Enemy variation, Unlimited Detective Mode (which I'm told cause the lead designer to cry because of all the hard work he put in was simply glazed over by D.Mode) and of course, the Boss fight difficulty. By which I mean there was no difficulty. In any of them.

I hope they take a more MGS style approach to the boss fights. I'm not looking for a God Of War/Ninja Gaiden epic scale fight but something unique to every boss with its own challenges. Metal Gear Solid got it down perfectly.

 

[Mystirious]

I like that Martha and Mickey got married. I don't care what anyone says.

They are cute together

But what happened to Martha's other husband are they divorced

Is he dead

Was he eaten by a Gatoroid

I need to know

 

[Mystirious]

....

D'awwww poor 'Nubs

 

[chamber-music]

Joe Cornish’s new British Alien invasion movie Attack the Block looks awesome.

Cornish is one half of 90's comedy duo Adam & Joe who had a bunch of TV and Radio shows.

Cornish has also been co-writting Ant-Man with his buddy Edgar Wright. His comedy partner Adam played the repoter who got killed by the church tower in Hot Fuzz.

It’s inner city versus outer space. From the producers of SHAUN OF THE DEAD and SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD comes ATTACK THE BLOCK, a fast funny, frightening action adventure movie that pits a teen gang against an invasion of savage alien monsters. It turns a London tower block into a fortress under siege, and a weapon wielding teenage thugs into heroes. It's inner city versus outer space.

I like Law & Order: UK, though I admit it's partially because I get a kick out of the white wigs everyone wears to court.

Pomp and pageantry is what we do

 

[Mystirious]

That film sounds pretty neat think I am going to check that out when it comes out