The Virginity Question

[Marx]

My bad. The Original Bamfer made it sound as if you were a girl when he used the word "whure" when he was talking about you.

Men can be '****es' too.

 

[S.A.A.D.]

Indeed.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

My bad. The Original Bamfer made it sound as if you were a girl when he used the word "whure" to describe you.

So everytime someone is called an "attention ****e," you assume they must be a woman? The word has surpassed it's traditional definition ages ago and can apply to both genders and doesn't always refer to sex. You'd have to be elderly to assume that word automatically meant I was talking about a woman. But alas, 27!

 

[S.A.A.D.]

So everytime someone is called an "attention ****e," you assume they must be a woman? The word has surpassed it's traditional definition ages ago and can apply to both genders and doesn't always refer to sex. You'd have to be elderly to assume that word automatically meant I was talking about a woman. But alas, 27!

Everytime? Nope. Attention ****e? I don't recall you saying that JStorm is an attention ****e.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Everytime? Nope. Attention ****e? I don't recall you saying that JStorm is an attention ****e.

That's called an "example".

 

[S.A.A.D.]

I see.

 

[JStorm]

I've been attached to that term for two and a half pages.


Jerktards!!!!!

 

[The Original Bamfer]

And appropriately so.

"How dare you Bamfer! You're a moderator! Be nicer!"

Pshyeahright.

 

[JStorm]

And appropriately so.

"How dare you Bamfer! You're a moderator! Be nicer!"

Pshyeahright.

No one care about JStorm; he can take the punishment.



I'm still a virgin. THERE - I said it. I make up stories, so you guys will like me.

 

[enterthemadness]

Wait, hold the phones, you had sex at 22 but you still have never kissed a girl.

How in the world have you had sex but never kissed?

Hookers.

Unless virgin status means an entirely different thing to him.

"Kissing is too personal." Julia Roberts - 'Pretty Woman.'

I really rather not talk about it. Just...never...just haven't happened.

 

[S.A.A.D.]

Men can be '****es' too.

Damn,I just realized that I mistook you for The Original Bamfer when you said that.

 

[enterthemadness]

Men can be '****es' too.

Deuce Bigalow...or any guy on a MTV reality show...

 

[Suirou]

Lost mine at 20, there was no pressure nor anything.
I just wanted the experience and to see what it was like, then realized that it was okay.
Then did it again few months later with a different guy and loved it.

 

[Marx]

I really rather not talk about it. Just...never...just haven't happened.

Fair enough man.

Damn,I just realized that I mistook you for The Original Bamfer when you said that.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Damn,I just realized that I mistook you for The Original Bamfer when you said that.

I would never respond that neutrally to you.

 

[katie_girl09]

I didn't get however, the posters in the other thread about "Getting to Know You", and this question came up and it was like none of your business. And true while it wasn't any of our business, the most common conclusion I came to was embarrassed virgin who didn't want to say it.

Some people just prefer to keep their sex lives as private as possible. I'm one such person. I won't necessarily give the info if I don't have to. That's all, really.

 

[SuBe]

Papa Pickles needs a hug.


Now Pop Storm, on the other hand, needed medical treatment.

Around the age of 11/12, Pop pulled my older brother and I aside to give us "the talk."

Paraphrased:
"I know you too have been alone with a girl; hell you might have even got your grubby little hands on a boob or two. That's not the point. The point is I what you to be prepared if you catch yourself in a situation you can not get out of."

He handed both of us a condom.

"Go up stairs, and figure that **** out. Once you have, or think you have, come back downstairs and we will finish this talk."

After our initial shock and valiantly attempting to point one of those suckers on a adolescent peepee, we ventured back.

"I bought both of you a box each. Once a week, I want you to put a fresh one in your wallet. I don't care about the day - make it Friday - just replace the old one with a new one. If you use it, replace that one. I don't want grandkids or either of your getting a disease. Now if one of these little girls dad's catches you, don't expect me to bail you out. You deserve the beating you may get."




Love, Pop Storm



Serious talk was serious.

The Talk I got from my dad was "Stop thinking with your d*ck and start thinking with your wallet. Kids are expensive and so is STD's."

 

[Marx]

I never had the sex talk with my parents. What I learned, I learned on my own or through the school's health class.

 

[SuBe]

I never had the sex talk with my parents. What I learned, I learned on my own or through the school's health class.

By "on my own or through the school's health class", you mean squiggly lined cable channels?

 

[Marx]

By "on my own or through the school's health class", you mean squiggly lined cable channels?

That may have played some role.

 

[Watson]

Haha, agreed. It was crazy - like, if you let anyone else touch you, the package gets damaged, etc. Total guilt-trip. To cap off the guilt trip, they had your parents buy you the purity ring ahead of time! So, cool, if you decide not to agree to wait for sex, you're the **** who denies the purity ring your parents paid for.

Oh man, that is really brutal. I can't even imagine some of the esteem issues some girls would develop from that. Not that we don't all have some esteem issues from our teenage sexual development, but still.

The last three pages have made me incredibly happy that my dad never talks about any of this stuff with me. Just sports and movies

 

[Colossal Spoons]

"People confuse sex with love making. Sex is what you do to be good at love making. You can't just magically give some an orgasm. It takes time and practice. So, before you get married and experience the honeymoon, make sure to have as much sex as possible."

- Colossal Spoons

Word, I prob said that

 

[Catman]

Some people just prefer to keep their sex lives as private as possible. I'm one such person.

Even with your girlfriends? You don't call them and say, "his penis was too big for my vagina. It hurt." or "It was too small. I didn't feel a thing." Isn't that regular gal chatter? Or has Sex and the City lied to me.

 

[AndThePickles]

Word, I prob said that

Catman pulled that from his "Colossal Spoons Memory Scrapbook."

 

[Catman]

Scrapbook? Please. Database.