The Viva Pinata Hype Thread (that's right, ANOTHER)

[Manny Calavera]

I guess he was a "special" kid
That's the only explanation.

Oddly enough, that 12 year old was Horrorfan

 

[Horrorfan]

The game's just crap. Anyone who thinks otherwise is blinded by pure nostalgia.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I'm sure there are kids these days who like Goldeneye. I mean, how can't you? The music alone is spine-tingling.

 

[Horrorfan]

Oddly enough, that 12 year old was Horrorfan

Better watch out since you will probably try and come on to me then...


That's why you like these games huh? It's the old ''candy'' trick with videogames, you sick bastard

 

[블라스]

The game's just crap. Anyone who thinks otherwise is mostly likly blinded by pure nostalgia.

Dude, that mission where you had to protect Natasha while she was hacking or something was so intense

 

[Horrorfan]

Dude, that mission where you had to protect Natasha while she was hacking or something was so intense

Its nostalgia gammy

 

[Axid]

Natalia....the worst A.I.-constructed character ever

 

[블라스]

Natalia....

Yeah, her too.

 

[Horrorfan]

Natalia....the worst A.I. ever

Except for Manny

 

[Axid]

That sucked. Put some more effort into it next time

 

[블라스]

Its nostalgia gammy

I'm pretty sure I can tell nostalgia from good gaming
I mean, I have good taste, remember?

I'll tell you something, though....I'd rather play Goldeneye than Halo.

 

[Horrorfan]

I'm pretty sure I can tell nostalgia from good gaming
I mean, I have good taste, remember?

I'll tell you something, though....I'd rather play Goldeneye than Halo.

It's pure, pure nostalgia

Axid, I thought the pedophile/gaming candy one was good

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Natalia....the worst A.I.-constructed character ever

Twice I actually had to shoot her to get her to open the door in the "Control Room" level. She just stopped in the middle of the room otherwise, with the door sound playing.

 

[Manny Calavera]

So yeah, everyone can pretty much agree that in addition to be a troll, Horrorfan is an idiot. While he eagerly awaits for his balls to drop, here's some opinions from people who played it, and aren't prepubescent autistic kids with a keyboard.

Well, picture a mix of Pokemon, Harvest Moon, The Sims, and Animal Crossing, and you might have a decent idea. You might.

At the end of the day, Viva Piñata is a change of pace for Rare that may surprise some who've only become acquainted with the developer by its most recent offerings. Longtime fans will merely see the game as the developer revisiting its lighter roots.

It looks deep and interesting, and despite a little hope that died inside me when I first saw it -- that somehow Rare would create the next Banjo-Kazooie or Blast Corps 2, or who knows, the greatest game ever -- the more I watched the demo, the more impressed I was. Perhaps this really is Rare's true calling.

 

[Horrorfan]

So yeah, everyone can pretty much agree that in addition to be a troll, Horrorfan is an idiot. While he eagerly awaits for his balls to drop, here's some opinions from people who played it, and aren't prepubescent autistic kids with a keyboard.

But don't you dig prepubescent autistic kids?

 

[Manny Calavera]

The only thing I remember really distinctly from that game is getting really pissed off at everything in the room whenever I fought a bot.

 

[Axid]

Twice I actually had to shoot her to get her to open the door in the "Control Room" level. She just stopped in the middle of the room otherwise, with the door sound playing.

I always left her locked up in the cell and killed everyone off first in the bunker 2 mission. Stupid ****e would run off somewhere or get stuck behind a door

 

[블라스]

It's pure, pure nostalgia

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Yeah, I always freed her last too. She'd never survive the computer room shootouts long.

"Hold on James... must... push... button"

*ten minutes later*

"We HAVE to get out of here!"

 

[Horrorfan]

I still dont know where you get these pics

 

[블라스]

I still dont know where you get these pics

The internet!!!1

 

[Horrorfan]

The internet!!!1

I shudder to think the sites you must go to what with these crazy images and mediocre looking, big breasted asian chicks

 

[블라스]

I shudder to think the sites you must go to what with these crazy images and mediocre looking, big breasted asian chicks

That's where you lost me, sorry

 

[Horrorfan]

That's where you lost me, sorry

come on man, you dont look at the faces

 

[블라스]

come on man, you dont look at the faces