The Viva Pinata Hype Thread (that's right, ANOTHER)

[Horrorfan]

Ok shes hot. what about devon akeio or something, the chick in sin city and the doa movie?

 

[블라스]

I'd do her like a million times, yeah.

 

[Horrorfan]

I'd do her like a million times, yeah.

kinda prodding for pics

 

[블라스]

Even though she's not as pretty as the Japanese girls I like, I still like her and I'll watch DoA 10 times.

 

[Horrorfan]

Even though she's not as pretty as the Japanese girls I like, I still like her and I'll watch DoA 10 times.

Pics?


I think she's super hot.

Im watching doa for all the chicks. I like a variety

 

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[Drakon]

-ahem-

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Bombs and **** do not a good game make, nor "M" rating a mature gamer. A game like this honestly intrigues me, despite my lack of ability to play it. If you think differently, then perhaps this isn't the place for you.

Horrorfan--I know you don't like this because it's not blood and gore, but if you can't find a reason to dislike the game besides the fact that it's not your cup of tea, then you should find another thread to go post in.

 

[블라스]

-ahem-

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Bombs and **** do not a good game make, nor "M" rating a mature gamer. A game like this honestly intrigues me, despite my lack of ability to play it. If you think differently, then perhaps this isn't the place for you.

Horrorfan--I know you don't like this because it's not blood and gore, but if you can't find a reason to dislike the game besides the fact that it's not your cup of tea, then you should find another thread to go post in.

Dave, Sims 2 for ps2 any good?
Kinda want it.

 

[Drakon]

As a general rule, I avoid recommending PC games on a console unless it's unavoidable. If your PC can handle it, go with that, but if not, it's worth a play-through. And if you've got a girl over, she'd be more likely to connect with you if you play Sims.

 

[블라스]

I don't have a girl right now LOL.
But yeah, I'll get it to lure Japanese girls to play, when I 'm living in Canada.

 

[Drakon]

I don't have a girl right now LOL.
But yeah, I'll get it to lure Japanese girls to play, when I 'm living in Canada.

You don't need to HAVE a girl...just have her OVER,if you get my drift.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I don't have a girl right now LOL.
But yeah, I'll get it to lure Japanese girls to play, when I 'm living in Canada.

You're going too far north. Stop about half-way and then you're in the good zone.

That girl from Sin City isn't hot.

The Sims 2 is a totally different game on consoles. It's garbage. The only good thing about it is the ridiculously catchy music.

 

[Manny Calavera]

-ahem-

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Bombs and **** do not a good game make, nor "M" rating a mature gamer. A game like this honestly intrigues me, despite my lack of ability to play it. If you think differently, then perhaps this isn't the place for you.

Horrorfan--I know you don't like this because it's not blood and gore, but if you can't find a reason to dislike the game besides the fact that it's not your cup of tea, then you should find another thread to go post in.

You're one of the good ones afterall

 

[블라스]

You don't need to HAVE a girl...just have her OVER,if you get my drift.

I think I'm having sex this sunday, and in my house too.
No expensive motels

 

[블라스]

You're going too far north. Stop about half-way and then you're in the good zone.

Well, I'd be near NY or Seattle, so it wouldn't be that bad?

That girl from Sin City isn't hot.

Yeah, on second thought, she looks good sometimes, but really bad sometimes, she has weird angles I guess.
I love the ones I post a million times more.

The Sims 2 is a totally different game on consoles. It's garbage. The only good thing about it is the ridiculously catchy music.

I've decided to not get that and just get The Punisher instead.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

I've decided to not get that and just get The Punisher instead.

The Punisher is such a good game. It's just... not good in the typical way.

 

[Manny Calavera]

So yeah, this game is the best looking thing anywhere, on anything. I'm glad you said you'd look into it Gamera, hopefully WHF and THWIP make the right decision as well

 

[Horrorfan]

All I said was is that Rare was a HUGE waste of money. I hardly think this game is the one that is making sony **** their pants. Cant I voice my opinion now or something? Do we all have to agree all the time?


I think games like this are pointless. Wow raise an animal. How amazingly fun.

If people enjoy it, thats cool with me, but it still doesn't change the fact that Microsoft could have gotten much better companies. As it is, they may well have poured money down the drain.

But then I never saw the fuss about Rare in the first place.

 

[hippie_hunter]

So yeah, this game is the best looking thing anywhere, on anything. I'm glad you said you'd look into it Gamera, hopefully WHF and THWIP make the right decision as well

You can't be serious. Tons of games look so much better than THAT! Gears of War, Halo 3, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots, Final Fantasy XIII, Final Fantasy Versus XIII, Ninety-Nine Nights, and others.

Why can't Rare just make Banjo Kazooie 3, a Perfect Dark game that lives up to its predecessor, a sequel to Conker instead of a remake, or Killer Instinct 3. Viva Pinata is just looks so f**king ******ed.

 

[Manny Calavera]

It's always refreshing to mingle with the intellectually inferior.

1) Rare was a HUGE waste of money...despite turning a profit for each and every one of their games, something several Microsoft published games can't claim, nor can the Xbox platform itself. And don't even get me started on the fact that they appeal to a demographic that otherwise is largely untouched on the xbox360 platform. Yeah, what a waste.

2) No one said anything about this game making sony "**** their pants". Do you honestly play games based on their ability to help you in your online video game arguments? That is, in all seriousness, the gayest thing I have ever heard.

3) Yeah, I mean, no one likes games like these, look at the piss poor sales and reviews of dog**** games like Sims and Animal Crossing for proof of that. Or proof that your opinions are essentially so unfounded as to be totally invalid. Either one.

4) It's clearly not cool with you. Any attempt at enjoying it is an obvious admission to (and, to anyone who has not yet read this entire thread, I'm not joking, he really is this dumb) being a "pedo", amongst other things. Face facts. You hate it because you think it makes you cool to say "omg kiddiez!1", like people who refused to touch a gamecube for fear of ruining their image (and, let's be honest, people like that likely don't have much to lose in that area), people who won't watch certain movies, read certain books, listen to certain music, etc. You've made it abundantly clear that you're not just here for trolling, but also to somehow look "cool" with your video games, so don't act indignant when no one takes you seriously.

5) They could have gotten "much better" companies? Better than companies who consistently pump out commercial and critical success stories? Better than companies that were selling dirt cheap? OH, that's right, you suggested they buy Rockstar, right? Haha, yeah, because the Xbox line up wasn't already oversaturated with terrible titles aiming at that demographic. I get the feeling that there are people just like you running the business end of every failed company on the face of the earth in the past 20 years.

6) No, they don't. I mean, first of all, we can eliminate quite a few games from that list instantly. Metal Gear Solid 4? Are you serious? It looks like MGS3, only in high def, it's not even a contender. I mean, I know you love it and all, and think that it's some great graphical masterpiece and all that, but yeah, it's not. And Final Fantasy?

Are you honestly comparing Viva to a pre-rendered cgi fest that doesn't even look half as good regardless? Seriously? You sure? Hahahaha, wow. Try a little harder to build your lists. For example, when making a list of "graphically superior games", try not to include games that "look like an overhyped soggy bag of ass". The only real contenders there are Gears of War and Halo 3, which only look better from a realism stand point. If you take into account that it's ****ing ******ed to compare a stylized visual to something trying to look perfectly real, and take into account that the stylized visuals just make it more interesting to look at, yeah, Viva Pinata beats them both. I mean, it's not even debatable, this is almost as bad as the time when you tried to say Japan was actually the biggest market past 1998

As for why Rare can't make...
Banjo - They can, and will.
A good Perfect Dark - They did, it's just that idiots decided they'd hate it before it came out, and mostly didn't even bother playing it, judging it entirely on months old shots of an even older alpha build of the game, usually making that the basis of their ONLY judgments on the title.
Conker - They will.
KI3 - I'm sure they are.


I mean, so far, the only complaints about this game have been either "I am 12 years old and thus believe myself to be too cool to have fun, despite the fact that I'm, you know, 12 years old" and "I wanted another game, so instead of being disappointed that I didn't get them, I'll be disappointed that I didn't get them and I'll trash this as well, despite the fact that this idea is ****ing ******ed." Seriously, I really don't have any problem with someone saying "this ain't my cup of tea", I didn't blow up on WHF or anything, but honestly, if you're going to dislike something, at least give a decent reason, don't pull that "I only play what my friends say is cool, sorry, my hands are tied " crap, and for god's sakes don't compare the games visuals to a game like N3, which, despite it's great gameplay, looks like a trashy xbox launch title.

 

[Drakon]

Seriously, I really don't have any problem with someone saying "this ain't my cup of tea", I didn't blow up on WHF or anything, but honestly, if you're going to dislike something, at least give a decent reason

I used that exact same logic on him--he didn't listen then, and he won't listen now.

 

[Manny Calavera]

'Smallholding' Gameplay Video


'Water Park' Gameplay Video


'Wild Country' Gameplay Video

 

[Horrorfan]

It's always refreshing to mingle with the intellectually inferior.

1) Rare was a HUGE waste of money...despite turning a profit for each and every one of their games, something several Microsoft published games can't claim, nor can the Xbox platform itself. And don't even get me started on the fact that they appeal to a demographic that otherwise is largely untouched on the xbox360 platform. Yeah, what a waste.

2) No one said anything about this game making sony "**** their pants". Do you honestly play games based on their ability to help you in your online video game arguments? That is, in all seriousness, the gayest thing I have ever heard.

3) Yeah, I mean, no one likes games like these, look at the piss poor sales and reviews of dog**** games like Sims and Animal Crossing for proof of that. Or proof that your opinions are essentially so unfounded as to be totally invalid. Either one.

4) It's clearly not cool with you. Any attempt at enjoying it is an obvious admission to (and, to anyone who has not yet read this entire thread, I'm not joking, he really is this dumb) being a "pedo", amongst other things. Face facts. You hate it because you think it makes you cool to say "omg kiddiez!1", like people who refused to touch a gamecube for fear of ruining their image (and, let's be honest, people like that likely don't have much to lose in that area), people who won't watch certain movies, read certain books, listen to certain music, etc. You've made it abundantly clear that you're not just here for trolling, but also to somehow look "cool" with your video games, so don't act indignant when no one takes you seriously.

5) They could have gotten "much better" companies? Better than companies who consistently pump out commercial and critical success stories? Better than companies that were selling dirt cheap? OH, that's right, you suggested they buy Rockstar, right? Haha, yeah, because the Xbox line up wasn't already oversaturated with terrible titles aiming at that demographic. I get the feeling that there are people just like you running the business end of every failed company on the face of the earth in the past 20 years.

6) No, they don't. I mean, first of all, we can eliminate quite a few games from that list instantly. Metal Gear Solid 4? Are you serious? It looks like MGS3, only in high def, it's not even a contender. I mean, I know you love it and all, and think that it's some great graphical masterpiece and all that, but yeah, it's not. And Final Fantasy?

Are you honestly comparing Viva to a pre-rendered cgi fest that doesn't even look half as good regardless? Seriously? You sure? Hahahaha, wow. Try a little harder to build your lists. For example, when making a list of "graphically superior games", try not to include games that "look like an overhyped soggy bag of ass". The only real contenders there are Gears of War and Halo 3, which only look better from a realism stand point. If you take into account that it's ****ing ******ed to compare a stylized visual to something trying to look perfectly real, and take into account that the stylized visuals just make it more interesting to look at, yeah, Viva Pinata beats them both. I mean, it's not even debatable, this is almost as bad as the time when you tried to say Japan was actually the biggest market past 1998

As for why Rare can't make...
Banjo - They can, and will.
A good Perfect Dark - They did, it's just that idiots decided they'd hate it before it came out, and mostly didn't even bother playing it, judging it entirely on months old shots of an even older alpha build of the game, usually making that the basis of their ONLY judgments on the title.
Conker - They will.
KI3 - I'm sure they are.


I mean, so far, the only complaints about this game have been either "I am 12 years old and thus believe myself to be too cool to have fun, despite the fact that I'm, you know, 12 years old" and "I wanted another game, so instead of being disappointed that I didn't get them, I'll be disappointed that I didn't get them and I'll trash this as well, despite the fact that this idea is ****ing ******ed." Seriously, I really don't have any problem with someone saying "this ain't my cup of tea", I didn't blow up on WHF or anything, but honestly, if you're going to dislike something, at least give a decent reason, don't pull that "I only play what my friends say is cool, sorry, my hands are tied " crap, and for god's sakes don't compare the games visuals to a game like N3, which, despite it's great gameplay, looks like a trashy xbox launch title.

I am not reading a post that long on such a lame game. It's a little sad you actually care about it that much.

Forget the fact that the graphics are kiddy, the whole idea is LAME. Raising ****ing animals? Get real. Y ou would have to be an idiot to find that in a videogame ''fun''. ''Holy ****, he's eating his pedigree chum!!! How UTTERLY THRILLING!!! LOLZ!!!''.

Rare had NO impact last time round, and won't this time either. They are hardly Rockstar.

Of course, you are the ONE spastic who said Gears of War would suck, so I am hardly surprised you are defending a piss poor, pathetic excuse of a game.

 

[WhatsHisFace]

Forget the fact that the graphics are kiddy, the whole idea is LAME. Raising ****ing animals? Get real.

Yeah, games like that never take off.

1. Monster Ranch series.
2. Pokemon franchise.
3. Tomagachi phenomenon.

Plus, it will bring in more girl gamers than Dead Rising, which is now in my possession.

 

[Drakon]

^^

Everyday, I lose more and more faith in you, Horrorfan.