The Worst Films of All Time

[Dark Victory]

What films do you find to be the most unbearable pieces of filth? I'll start it off...

White Chicks

It felt longer than Berlin Alexanderplatz or Seven Samurai, and more gratuitous than, say, Cannibal Holocaust. Further proof that there isn't a god...

 

[Savage]

Oh for me it's definitely

It's not funny. It's not even so bad it's good funny. In fact it's pretty much unbearable and pretty offensive (and I'm known for my tasteless and warped sense of humor so that's saying something). It really embarrassed me as a person of color and that does not happen often or easily.

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Jaws 4
Home Alone 4
Twilight (and yes, I have seen it...unfortunately..)
Street Fighter : Legend of chun-li


I'm sure there are more, but I'll have to think on this...

 

[Lighthouse]

_______ Movie.

 

[Max J Power]

What films do you find to be the most unbearable pieces of filth? I'll start it off...

White Chicks

It felt longer than Rashomon or Seven Samurai, and more gratuitous than, say, Cannibal Holocaust. Further proof that there isn't a god...

Rashomon's only an hour and a half.

I don't know if I've seen anything that would make a worst of all time list. I hated Drumline a lot. That's the best I can come up with.

Although based on the YouTube clips I've seen from The Room, we might have a winner.

 

[Saint]

_______ Movie.

This.

 

[deathshead2]

Princess of Mars-My God the fight scenes

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

_______ Movie.

X 1,000,000,000,000,000

 

[xwolverine2]

i grew 10 years older watching Cashern

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

Kaazam...

 

[deathshead2]

Kaazam...

I will raise you and give you Steel

 

[VenomVsSpidey]

I will raise you and give you Steel

thankfully I have never laid eyes on that crap...

 

[spider-neil]

TF2
inspector gadget
judge dread - I AM DA LAWW!!
ghost rider
blade 3 - **** you goyer!!
FF2
showgirls
spider-man 70's movie
twilight - warning signs where there when I looked around the cinema and it was packed with teenage girls

 

[Dark Victory]

Rashomon's only an hour and a half.

I remember it being much longer.

Uh, I'll have Berlin Alexanderplatz fill in for it.

 

[Ipodman]

Dragonball Evolution

 

[Kurosawa]

Gonna go ahead and throw the SW prequels in there even though I like them, because I know some *****e will list them and I wanna beat them to the punch.

My own worst ever:

House of the Dead is the worst movie I've ever seen, and Battlefield Earth is the worst movie I've ever paid to see.

 

[Deaths Head II]

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

 

[CelticPredator]

Gonna go ahead and throw the SW prequels in there even though I like them, because I know some *****e will list them and I wanna beat them to the punch.
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How redonkulous.

But Attack of the Clones is really vile. Its honestly one of the biggest cinematic falilures.

 

[Kurosawa]

How redonkulous.

But Attack of the Clones is really vile. Its honestly one of the biggest cinematic falilures.

 

[CelticPredator]

Prove me wrong. Show me how good that god awful hunk of **** is. You could defend TPM, you could defend ROTS...but no human on this earth, or even a god, can defend that hidous thing. Its a horrible excuse for a film.

 

[Kurosawa]

Prove me wrong. Show me how good that god awful hunk of **** is. You could defend TPM, you could defend ROTS...but no human on this earth, or even a god, can defend that hidous thing. Its a horrible excuse for a film.

Does it really matter what I could say? You hate things-it's what you do. I liked most of AOTC and I feel it's better than TPM, but I think it was cut together badly and was seriously hurt by that. You hate it and feel it is ****; goody for you. Why should I even try?

 

[Rac]

Every ****ing straight-to-video/dvd zombie flick...

 

[CelticPredator]

Well....you couldnt defend it anyway.

But still...this is a worst ever thread...correct? And I think AOTC is one of the worst ever. So...whats the problem? You like it? Well, I like TF2...and someone put that in here. But i'm not getting on them. Why? Because it doesnt bother me. They can call transformers everything I called AOTC...and it wont do jack to me.

 

[Kurosawa]

Well....you couldnt defend it anyway.

But still...this is a worst ever thread...correct? And I think AOTC is one of the worst ever. So...whats the problem? You like it? Well, I like TF2...and someone put that in here. But i'm not getting on them. Why? Because it doesnt bother me. They can call transformers everything I called AOTC...and it wont do jack to me.

I chose not to defend it because you have a fascistic hatred of those movies and their fans. I liked the overall storyline, almost all the effects, the end battles, the duel with Dooku...my only real issues were the editing and Hayden and Natalie's poor acting.

Haven't seen TF2, can't comment on it. Generally I feel worst movies ever is to be reserved for pure swill that isn't even watchable at all, stuff like the movies I named. I seriously doubt I would have any issues watching TF2. Stuff like House of the Dead, Bloodrayne, etc...those are "worst movies ever" candidates.

 

[Deaths Head II]

Stuff like House of the Dead and Bloodrayne are hilarious though. And with Uwe Boll movies you get two unintentional comedies for the price of one thanks to Uwe Boll's commentaries.