The Worst Movie Taglines

[VenomVsSpidey]

I'm seeing nothing...

 

[xwolverine2]

winner

 

[Mace Dolex]

How does a dolphin pick a vendetta with the president? that movie sounds bad enough to watch.

 

[xwolverine2]

its PG too lol

 

[Mace Dolex]

 

[PyroChamber]

 

[deathshead2]

The Slam Evil never made much sense to me. Why must the tagline be about him punching people?

 

[I SEE SPIDEY]

The Phatom's tagline doesn't make and lick of sense.

 

[Jspider13]

I never really understood the tagline "It's nothing personal" from T2, who was it directed at the audience, Sarah Connor?

Well I think since going into the movie, you really weren't "supposed" to know Arnie was the good guy, it may have been meant as mis-direction.

 

[deathshead2]

The Phatom's tagline doesn't make and lick of sense.

I guess it has to do with his whole "I punch you in the face it leaves a cool imprint of my skull ring".

 

[Episode29]

 

[Aesop Rocks]

That's not bad.

That's brilliant.

 

[.: The Cal :.]

LOL, some of these taglines are so dumb that they make me laugh.

 

[dude stannis]

Well I think since going into the movie, you really weren't "supposed" to know Arnie was the good guy, it may have been meant as mis-direction.

It's a parody of most action sequels declaring "This time. It's personal." The Terminator being a Terminator really didn't give two hoots now, did he?

 

[El Payaso]

But that's accurate.

 

[SuperFerret]

That tagline is good. It makes me want to see the movie.

 

[BestGirl]

winner

Yep. Close this thread because Yodaman won it.

 

[El Payaso]

This might not be as hilarious or terrible as some others but I remember how idiotic it sounded when I first heartd it; "Everything that has a beginning has an end."

I mean, wow, so every movie/story I've seen/heard eventually ends??? and this one is no excpetion? That's surely the most interesting characteristic and descriptive thing I needed to know about Matrix.

 

[Yodaman]

"A Girl. A Machine Gun. A REVENGE."

 

[Mace Dolex]

A dolphin that can kill the president, hey with that horrible death of the trainer at Sea World anything is possible now.

 

[Red Mask]

More classic stuff..

No effing way! That's a horror classic! It's right up there with Twisted Nerve's tagline!

 

[Red Mask]

I'll never understand how advertisers approved this famous tagline:

"12 is the New Eleven"

Ocean's 12

Ugh!

 

[Golgo-13]

I'd have to say the Crank 2 tagline is one of the worst i've seen.

Some others that come to mind is

Godzilla "Size does Matter"

Stay Alive: "You die in the game, you die for real!"

Home on the Range: "Bust a Moo

Bride of Chucky: "Chucky gets lucky".

I'm sure their others that are pretty bad.

This one was so bad, it us to make me laugh!

The one i heard for SW EP III 'Revenge of the Sith commercial' "Sith Happens" was terrible!

 

[That-Guy]

This might not be as hilarious or terrible as some others but I remember how idiotic it sounded when I first heartd it; "Everything that has a beginning has an end."

I mean, wow, so every movie/story I've seen/heard eventually ends??? and this one is no excpetion? That's surely the most interesting characteristic and descriptive thing I needed to know about Matrix.

THANK YOU. I had forgotton about how stupid that line was. I remember when Oracle 2.0 said it and my first thought was, "Well, duh." I couldn't believe that they used it as the main tagline for the movie. Maybe they should have used something similar for The Matrix Reloaded: Everything that has a beginning, has a halfway point.

 

[El Payaso]

THANK YOU. I had forgotton about how stupid that line was. I remember when Oracle 2.0 said it and my first thought was, "Well, duh." I couldn't believe that they used it as the main tagline for the movie. Maybe they should have used something similar for The Matrix Reloaded: Everything that has a beginning, has a halfway point.

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