The worst movie of all time: A Poll.

[Apellation]

I hate Zach Braff BECAUSE of the cretinous vanity peice he wrote, produced, directed, correlated the grammy winning mixtape substituting for a movie, and starred in - known as Garden State. As well as the general evil way in which he shat it out apon the dumbest parts of society. And the fact that he stars on a $hitty show marketed to a $hitty audience. But that's secondary.

You can insult Scrubs all you want, but calling me "$hitty" just because I like it is completely uncalled for.

 

[hippy fascist]

You can insult Scrubs all you want, but calling me "$hitty" just because I like it is completely uncalled for.

 

[livrule]

Well ........ I have only walked out half way through a movie once in my life.

So ... Rocky 5 gets my vote. Dire.

 

[Mr. Credible]

i'd cast my vote for either dracula 3000 (starring coolio) or troll 2 (the worst thing ever... actually so bad it's good)

and i just watched the power rangers movie on hbo yesterday, for old times sake, and yeah, it was pure poppycock. it was so damn corny i couldn't hardly believe it.

 

[narutofan236]

i voted son of the mask

 

[Matt.S99]

catwoman is the best movie there lol

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Troll 2!

 

[Spidey-Bat]

 

[The Question]

 

[tinister]

To me - even a bad movie can be enjoyable if the film maker knew it was bad. I've watched tons of bad movies - knowing that it was done on a shoe-string budget with bad actors and a bad script - and enjoyed them for what they were. You get the sense they tried to do the best with what they had.

My all-time favorite bad movie is "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes". My brother and sister, and I used to watch that over and over every time they played it on HBO back in the early 80s. Classic.

And my guilty pleasure bad movie is "Grease 2" LOL. Because it has Michelle Phieffer in it. And the songs are so bad that they're good.

BUT the movies that I HATE are the movies that have HUGE budgets and HUGE marketing campaigns to drive hype and traffic into theaters - only to suck big time. And the fact that they had millions to work with - makes it that more unforgivable that the end product is so much crap.

Those movies truly suck to me:

Pearl Harbor (Michael Bay version)
Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
Batman & Robin
Poseidon (BARF!)
The Village
Wicker Man

To name a few.

 

[StarWarsAgent]

results so far.

The worst movie of all time!

Son of the Mask 25.6% 10

From Justin to kelly 23.1% 9

Catwoman 23.1% 9

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The movie. 7.7% 3

Zombiez 7.7% 3

Kazzam 5.1% 2

Battlefield Earth 2.6% 1

Siegfried & Roy: The Magic Box 2.6% 1

Gigli 2.6% 1

The honeymooners 0% 0

total votes: 39

 

[CConn]

Everyone who voted for Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie should get felt up by demented elves.

 

[hippy fascist]

If we're allowed movies so bad they're good might I recomend...

Robot Jox PWNS!!!!

 

[Manic]

Because most people confuse 'the worst' with their own 'most hated', the same as people confuse 'favourite' and 'best'.

Exactly. The Star Wars prequels, Catwoman, and Michael Bay's films are far from being the worst films of all time. The worst films of all time were all commentaried on MST3K, or hosted by Elvira.

Let's talk about Attack of the Clones. We're looking at bad writing, bad pacing, bad story, bad direction, and an overuse of CGI. However, it had a decent cast, decent CGI, and good fight scenes. Compare that to a movie that actually failed in all of those categories.

I know what some of you are thinking. Uwe Boll movies, right? He still managed to reel in good-looking actors, no matter how untalented they might be.

Picture a badly filmed and badly written movie with a horrible cast of untalented and unattractive people, and a budget of a couple thousand dollars. Find this film, and you will find the worst movie of all time, not the movie you simply hate the most.

 

[StarWarsAgent]

Exactly. The Star Wars prequels, Catwoman, and Michael Bay's films are far from being the worst films of all time. The worst films of all time were all commentaried on MST3K, or hosted by Elvira.

Let's talk about Attack of the Clones. We're looking at bad writing, bad pacing, bad story, bad direction, and an overuse of CGI. However, it had a decent cast, decent CGI, and good fight scenes. Compare that to a movie that actually failed in all of those categories.

I know what some of you are thinking. Uwe Boll movies, right? He still managed to reel in good-looking actors, no matter how untalented they might be.

Picture a badly filmed and badly written movie with a horrible cast of untalented and unattractive people, and a budget of a couple thousand dollars. Find this film, and you will find the worst movie of all time, not the movie you simply hate the most.

How about we DONT talk about attack of the clones..that movie doesn't even belong in here..The movie was of superior quality and an instant classic.

 

[hippy fascist]

How about we DONT talk about attack of the clones..that movie doesn't even belong in here..The movie was of superior quality and an instant classic.

IN YOUR OPINION. IN MY OPINION it was badly paced, the dialogue was awful & padme and anakin had no chemistry. The only thing that saved it was the occasional major fight scene and ewan mcgregors superior performance as obi-wan. State your opinions, defend your favourite films but don't censor other people's points of view.

 

[StarWarsAgent]

IN YOUR OPINION. IN MY OPINION it was badly paced, the dialogue was awful & padme and anakin had no chemistry. The only thing that saved it was the occasional major fight scene and ewan mcgregors superior performance as obi-wan. State your opinions, defend your favourite films but don't censor other people's points of view.

Alright, AOTC did have some slow parts, but so did LOTR's and spidergeekman! There are more horrible movies than AOTC. I know because it's highly rated on Rotten Tomatoes and Roger Ebert liked it too. Plus it made more than 300 mil, simply, movies that suck don't make more than 20 mil
I'm just saying, we are talking about movies that suck, and AOTC didn't suck, by anyone's standarts. And I can prove that.

 

[hippy fascist]

Alright, AOTC did have some slow parts, but so did LOTR's and spidergeekman! There are more horrible movies than AOTC. I know because it's highly rated on Rotten Tomatoes and Roger Ebert liked it too. Plus it made more than 300 mil, simply, movies that suck don't make more than 20 mil
I'm just saying, we are talking about movies that suck, and AOTC didn't suck, by anyone's standarts. And I can prove that.

Titanic
Alien Vs. Predator
The island
Con Air
Herbie Reloaded
Any mary-kate and ashley movie...


...do I need to go on

Movies aren't about what the critics say or how much money they make. It's a subjective medium so the only thing that counts is your opinion. The downside for you on this is that since your statements will always be opinions you haveto accept other peoples as well, even if they say the film sucks

 

[StarWarsAgent]

Titanic
Alien Vs. Predator
The island
Con Air
Herbie Reloaded
Any mary-kate and ashley movie...


...do I need to go on

Movies aren't about what the critics say or how much money they make. It's a subjective medium so the only thing that counts is your opinion. The downside for you on this is that since your statements will always be opinions you haveto accept other peoples as well, even if they say the film sucks

if that wasn't true then, why is the a worst movies of all time list? go look it up and make a search on yahoo. Everyone agree's son of the mask sucks..that gigli sucks...everyone knows what movies suck and what movies don't suck..it's not a matter of opinion..because if more than 30 million say that the son of the mask sucks then it does..that would also mean that polls don't count. Go see that list and see if AOTC is on it. I think the majority wins here..not one guy in a message board saying it sucks..

 

[hippy fascist]

if that wasn't true then, why is the a worst movies of all time list? go look it up and make a search on yahoo. Everyone agree's son of the mask sucks..that gigli sucks...everyone knows what movies suck and what movies don't suck..it's not a matter of opinion..because if more than 30 million say that the son of the mask sucks then it does..that would also mean that polls don't count. Go see that list and see if AOTC is on it. I think the majority wins here..not one guy in a message board saying it sucks..

Lists and critical approval don't mean jack. There is no such thing as good and bad movies. If you wanna talk really bad movies check out "Plan 9 from outer space". Ed wood made a career out of bad movies and has a fanatical fan base.

Also if you base your view of movies on critical aclaim you should technicaly hate a new hope since that got panned by critics when it was first released. Now do you see how much of a pointless argument this is?

 

[hippy fascist]

how has no-one bought up suburban comando. That **** stank!!!

 

[StarWarsAgent]

Lists and critical approval don't mean jack. There is no such thing as good and bad movies. If you wanna talk really bad movies check out "Plan 9 from outer space". Ed wood made a career out of bad movies and has a fanatical fan base.

Also if you base your view of movies on critical aclaim you should technicaly hate a new hope since that got panned by critics when it was first released. Now do you see how much of a pointless argument this is?

well, let's move on then...have you seen ZombieZ? I guarantee you, that's the worst movie of all time...It's more like a video, instead of a movie.

 

[hippy fascist]

well, let's move on then...have you seen ZombieZ? I guarantee you, that's the worst movie of all time...It's more like a video, instead of a movie.

Does the star wars holiday special count. Even you can't be a fan of that surely?

 

[Lantern Venom]

how has no-one bought up suburban comando. That **** stank!!!

It was bad but compared to Hogan's other films, it's high art. Christopher LLoyd was in it so it had it moments via his talent. Mr. Nanny and Santa with Muscles are both on IMBD's bottom 100 all time movies.

 

[Lantern Venom]

Does the star wars holiday special count. Even you can't be a fan of that surely?

I still haven't seen that. I'm going to have to spring for it some day because I hear it's just awful. Lucas will barely talk about it.