Revenge of the Fallen The worsts part of the movie and other criticisms.

[Mantis Rapture]

We've got the 'best parts' thread, but seeing as there's a lot of things wrong with this film, what parts did you hate the most?

For me -

Wheelie humping mikela's leg. Seriously, wtf? The dude aint even got a dick.

Sams mom after the brownies - not funny, and obviously written by someone who's never partook in the sweet, sweet green leaf before.

Some of the terrible dialouge - "Punkass Decepticon" - "Damn, I'm good" - that came outta the autobots mouth's.

Bumblebee not speaking. Was a ******ed concept in the first film which sorted itself out by the end of it - so why weren't he speaking in this one?

The reuse of character models for different decepticons - lazy.

The complete and utter waste of Lennox and Epps - they had no story at all.

The Twins taking centrestage before Ironhide, Ratchet and the coolest looking robot in the film, Sideswipe. Regardless of the whole 'racist' thing, they were terrible characters that just weren't needed. I was sad when devestator didn't eat them.

The 'upgraded' Optimas. Jolt just ramming the parts from Jetfire's (the only bot in the whole film with the slightest shred of personality) corpse onto his body in about 10 seconds...wtf?

I could probably go on and on...but i'll leave it up to the rest of you.

 

[Rock Sexton]

How about this moment: Talk about Bay not giving a shat ......they walk into the Smithsonian in Washington frickin DC and then next thing you know Jetfire punches thru the wall and they're standing in a jet graveyard in the middle of the Tucson desert. Uggggh.

 

[Antrax255]

For a movie about Transformers I wish the movie can be about the Transformers

 

[Rac]

- The Bay Humor (including The Twins and Leo)

That's about it. ****ing hated all of it.

 

[theseverproject]

It is 1am and i just got home from seeing it...

I hated how they could have used good characters in place of the twins and didnt, they were just useless and crap.

loved ravage and devastator and all the scenes with megs and starscream.

i liked how they used welker for soundwave but they should have used more vocoder on his voice, he just sounded like he was using his Dr claw voice the whole time.

my biggest gripe....

too much smutty bay humor, pisses me off that i promised my 9 yr old i would take her to see it and she has to see that **** all the way through it, they used up too much time making sexual related jokes or trying to make it ''sexy'' (its hard enough trying to explain stuff on tv, why cant kids just be kids these days without all that **** everywhere).
I know it has an m rating and i wasnt expecting a disney film but for ****s sake i thought it went way overboard, if they are marketing this to kids aswell as adults there has to be a balance or atleast make it less obvious so it goes over there heads like shrek did.

Im sorry, maybe im getting old but its the one thing my daughter and i share in common and it seems soured by that kind of crap.

I wish they would stop trying to ''sex'' everything up all the time, do they think that people are that ******ed that they need to have **** like that shoved in there face every 2 mins to keep there attention or be entertained?.

sorry guys, its late over all i did like the movie but i just think all that crap took to much away from the heart of the movie.

 

[BillyZaned]

the movie not being rated R, and by that I mean, no nude Megan Fox...

 

[The Englishman]

I Did not like how when the NEST Team is returning to Diago Garcia and they are taking the soldiers coffins are getting taken off the plane the British coffins are just left to one side while the American coffins get all the salutes.....

 

[Overman27pj]

Against all odds I hated this flick.

I supported the first one, and am very easy going on summer flicks. You know how you ruin a movie about robots fighting for me? BY NOT HAVING ROBOTS FIGHTING!!!

The Optimus scene in the forest (and the BB scene at the end) are really the only good robot on robot fights!!!

In between we are dragged thru sooooo many plot holes and crap that the actors are constituently trying to explain to the audience because they just don't make any sense at all.

All of the sudden we are hiding in a warehouse, then they go to NY, then DC, then end up in some Jet Graveyard, then Egypt, all without any real reason or plot devices, then all of the sudden you have gone well over an hour without any robot fighting, and I'm pissed.

The end battle is even worse. We get one good BB fight, and the rest is really just random things blowing up. If you asked Bay himself to diagram out the fight he wouldn't be able to do it because it doesn't make any sense, so how does he expect to keep an audience in the moment?

My worst review (tied with Terminator Salvation): 2/10, BUT that forest scene is going to be worth watching again and again in slow motion. Either way, I am pissed I hyped this so much to my friends, and won't be making the same mistake for the third one, if it gets made.

 

[Rac]

the movie not being rated R

As a gorehound, I was just imagining all the time how cool it would look when Fallen or someone else is slicing humans into pieces.

 

[D4rkShaDoWz]

As a gorehound, I was just imagining all the time how cool it would look when Fallen or someone else is slicing humans into pieces.

That's another problem.

The Fallen didn't do **** or anything that Megatron couldn't have done himself...

 

[.Rorschach.]

Jetfire farting,and Devs balls

 

[Drizzle]

I don't think Shia LaBeouf did his trademark "nonononononono!" freakout once.

Seriously, my major criticism is that the movie should not have been called "Revenge of the Fallen". That was the worst revenge I have ever seen. The Fallen got completely DOMINATED by Prime at the end. They should have just called the movie "Transformers 2".

 

[Trainwreck2100]

Tyrese being a complaining DBag "You sure this kids gonna bring back optimus" "Hey how's this kid gonna bring back optimus" "Why did we come all this way etc....." His character was so much better in the first one

 

[Anubis Raptor]

There were no "worst parts", in my opinion.

 

[Slushy]

John Tuturro and Tyrese.

 

[Nibune]

The coulda used autobot hangar to have a scene with autobots conversing with each other

Shoulda have shown megatron clearly going into space/landing on Mars (saw rings in background)
and as he entered.
Starscream should had made 1st speech then Megatron woops ass on him (also to explain more of SS)

Fallen should have been (caged) better saying at this point only the destruction of a Prime can release him. (which is what happened, just not explained)

Was hoping at end credits to see or hear Megatron say something suggesting Unicorn (which fallen failed to mention)


Have to note arcee didnt die
2/3 blasted doesnt mean destroyed (pink one wasnt hit at all )

The final shot of Optimus on aircraft carries with same message another chance to highlight and shown all surving autobots with all surving humans (group family shot more or less)

 

[Nathan]

Worst Parts...

- the Twins. They need to be removed or destroyed in the next Movie
- Wheelie humping Mikaela's leg, what the hell?
- Devastator's giant balls...
- Jetfire's fart. Classy as always Bay
- The character of Turturro and that Leo dude. Kill. Maym. Destroy.

 

[drunkhomer]

i loved the first transformers......

2nd one, ooiiiiiiii, i really didnt like it in general, only good thing i thought was megan fox and the cgi

 

[Minus Shock]

Bumblebee supposedly escorting his parents away from the end fight only to have them show up right when Sam "dies".

Jetfire with a cane is ridiculous. No matter what way you slice it. Megatron stayed frozen in the Arctic Circle for like a thousand years or whatever, then spent two years in the bottom of the abyss and is fine, but this guy "retired" somewhere in the late 60's early 70's and he can't walk. I'm sorry but when the last piece of the spark touched him shouldn't that have made him all better? I mean it can transform household kitchen utensils but it cant act as pain reliever for Jetfire's arthritis?

I swear I thought the Blue Arcee was the only one that didn't get touched, but omg potentially the hottest chick in the whole film and you show her barely once?

I could rip the movie apart but it sickens me that the people on this board clearly have put more thought into the movie than Bay did.

 

[Minus Shock]

By that last statement it is a slight to Bay, not anyone on this board. I think anyone on here could make a better Transformers movie than Bay. Hell... I am pretty sure most people on here could make a better movie than Bay.

 

[Pablo Parker]

Actually, calling Tranformers 2 a "movie" is a big compliment.
It´s just an overlong trailer.
And pretty bad edited by the way. The first scene in the Witwicky house was ludicrous... In the middle of the action the just
insert shots of the parents making stupid jokes... and the dogs f***ing for no particular reason... What the F**K!!

 

[The-HYPE]

The Fallen? He and Starscream was up on Saturn babysitting the whole entire time? So it means that when Megatron got whopped in the first film, he was still up there. I mean he pretty much just sit around waiting until Optimus was killed to make his presence known. I think he is scared of Optimus....not much of a bad guy at all but a washup decepticon.

 

[Nathan]

I didn't like how they didn't bother to explain that only a Prime can kill him. What makes a Prime so special? Megatron whooped Prime's ass in the first Movie and he didn't have fancy Teleporting or telekinesis.

 

[Kanon]

Besides a lot that you already mentioned...

A lot of unneded humans! Seriously, we could have made the same movie without most of the army humans... The Autobots working solo would have made as much sense... What would we had lost? That pointless sub plot that went nowhere, about the goverment turning the back on the Autobots?

And the Fallen asking for Shia to be turned in, on TV to the world... Looks like he watched TDK... Or Bay watched it, and tought it was cool... but again, that went nowhere, the movie never makes a point about people good or bad, resisting or giving in to those demands...

 

[Nathan]

Yes, that was also disappointing. The Fallen demands Sam to be handed over and except for a few comments, never shows anyone trying to capture Sam.