The Wrestling Thread...NINJA PLEASE! - Part 31

[Project862006]

If we could just get the monkey from Family Guy in this gif......

 

[DBryan]

http://img-cache.cdn.gaiaonline.com...m/albums/v172/GGXWatercolor/1270253080043.png

 

[Project862006]

 

[TheVileOne]

I really hope we can see Claudio or Hero in WWE and they get a real chance there. Both guys look like they are in the best shape and peaks of their careers. It's really now or never.

It's just that WWE booking is so horrendously on and off at times.

 

[Metallo]

Hogan burning TBA bridges ....?


http://m.wrestlezone.com/news/242192-karen-jarrett-upset-over-comments-made-by-hulk-hogan

Not totally sure who to believe here since Karen "Jarrett" is no saint and yet all of a sudden Kurts her "family" after she gave her double d's to J-e-double f J-a-double-r-e-double-t but considering Hogans never ending lies and foot in mouth disease he's probably in the wrong here even if he didn't mean to.

Hogan and Uncle Erics contracts are up soon and I was also wondering if he was done with TNA for good and making a play to try to get back in WWE. If WWE doesn't take Hogan or lowballs him he might want to reconsider burning bridges considerign his current situation.

Hogans really done nothing for them besides hog airtime. When he makes appearances he never promotes TNA.

Dunno...Ive always liked Bischoff because he proved that you didn't have to be a wrestler or be "one of the boys" to be successful in that business...just have a great understanding of how it works and really awesome timing...both of which he had

He could do that short term because he was thinking modern while Vince wasn't. But long term Bischoff really was lacking in some respects as far as how the business works.

it will be a cacpohony of rage, tears, nerd rage, maybe some poop

And the orgasm heard round the world from Nell if Punk loses to HHH.

 

[Metallo]

I really hope we can see Claudio or Hero in WWE and they get a real chance there. Both guys look like they are in the best shape and peaks of their careers. It's really now or never.

It's just that WWE booking is so horrendously on and off at times.

If they're gonna make it I'd say now is the best time. I'd love to see em hook up with Punk at some point even if its just a one time thing like at Survivor Series.

WWE's midcard is still pretty poor with guys not getting as much good time/material to work with

 

[TheVileOne]

Yeah look at Daniel Bryan since he went right back to jobberville after ****ING WINNING MONEY IN THE BANK!

HHH has ruined the CM Punk angle. HHH just poisons everything he touches. I'm sick of his repetitive ****** promos.

 

[Project862006]

they do that too most mitb winners lately

daniel bryan beat miz like 2 ppvs in a row cleanly before miz cashed in

 

[TheVileOne]

That might be true but Miz was still kept relatively strong before that. He was getting a ton of TV time and being given a lot of top booking attention.

 

[Metallo]

Yeah look at Daniel Bryan since he went right back to jobberville after ****ING WINNING MONEY IN THE BANK!

HHH has ruined the CM Punk angle. HHH just poisons everything he touches. I'm sick of his repetitive ****** promos.

Yeah I was thinking of Bryan too. I don't know if I'd say HHH has "ruined" the Punk angle but to me its not quite as hot as Punk vs Cena and thats not Punks fault.

Be glad you didn't say any of this with Nell around.

 

[BlackLantern]

I think Hogan never promoted TNA/Impact because way deep down he never truly believed they could be a major player

 

[Project862006]

Claudio on FCW site already
http://www.fcwwrestling.info/cesaro1.html

 

[TX85]

Has it been confirmed IF this retirement thing from Hogan is actually a work to build up his stoyline with Sting..OR is he really leaving??

 

[Metallo]

I think Hogan never promoted TNA/Impact because way deep down he never truly believed they could be a major player

Hogan never promoted TNA/Impact because Hogan is out for himself. He was there for a paycheck...nothing more. If it was JUST about them never being a major player he never would have signed with them.

he COULD have helped that even to a small degree but almost since day one he's never done anything for them.

Its the same way he never helped guys go to the next level in WWE. He usually looked out for himself.

 

[TX85]

Claudio got a way better name than I expected!

 

[TheVileOne]

I think its a work but I still hope it means that Bischoff and Hogan are leaving at the end of the year and back to obscurity.

 

[Dr. Evil]

Claudio got a way better name than I expected!

Yeah, I was expecting Baron von Count.

 

[BlackLantern]

Hogan will head back to the WWE for a nice healthy paycheck

 

[Dr. Evil]

Missing Bobby Lashely's TNA debut where he pointed while standing at ringside while Kurt Angle laughs like a freaking maniac.

 

[Metallo]

Hogan will head back to the WWE for a nice healthy paycheck

Hogan will be heading back to WWE for what Vince offers him...IF Vince wants him. He probably does but with him you never know.

 

[BlackLantern]

Hogan will move all those surplus Hulkamania shirts they have lying around....and you know the unwashed masses will welcome back

they always do

 

[Dr. Evil]

Doesn't Hogan have alimony to pay to Linda and her younger Vince Neil look-a-like boy toy?

 

[BlackLantern]

yup....and all those same people that decry HHH "holding down" everyone else pray at the red and yellow altar of Hulk Hogan

 

[Dr. Evil]

I think Eric Bischoff either stays in TNA or leaves wrestling for good, afterall he does run a TV production company with Jason Hervey, who you may know as either the older brother from the Wonder Years or as Hogan's brother in No Holds Barred.

BTW, does it surprise anybody that the WWE hasn't remade No Holds Barred yet with John Cena and Ezekiel Jackson? With all of the remakes in Hollywood, I would think that the WWE would be in on the "let's remake a movie because everyone else in Hollywood is doing it" game.

 

[TX85]

I'm still a Hulkamaniac and I'd mark for him returning in some role out of wrestling..As I mark for Triple H!!