The WWE Universe Doesn't Know That There's A Wrestling Thread - Part 28

[Metallo]

I agree with Punk. Enough of the same old sh** from WWE

 

[chamber-music]

my point being is that your average WWE fan has ZERO reason to believe Bryan should be anywhere near the main event

what are you going to do? run around with videos of his ROH matches and scream at them "See!! see!!! he's awesome and you don't even know it!!! why don't you love him....WHY!!!!!"

True that

CM Punk and Alberto Del Rio kissing each other in the Smackdown vs Raw match still makes me laugh

Speaking of CM Punk he needs to do more He needs to do more Pepsi Plunges/Pepsi Twists and welcome to Chicago mutha******s

 

[Metallo]

Welp, let's get Vince on the horn. I'll give him my ideas, lol.

Edge had a crazy career... From being a dude who wore sunglasses all the time, to pretending to be a vampire its hard to believe he did hit a stride.

Well deserved. I still hope he comes back and replaces King... Or Cole.

JR and Edge on Commentary would be great... More so funny Ass heel Edge.

Edge would be better at the desk than Booker. I think Edge could even help Cole the way JBL did by being paired with him. Edge wouldn't be the macho type of Color guy like JBL or Ventura but he certainly has the wit for it.

WWE needs to do something to replenish its announcing pool. Between failures like Adamle and people realizing there are better opportunities out there than WWE I'm just not seeing a large crop of announcers being groomed in the business like in the past. Fewer places to work is a big part of that. WWE pulled a few well known voices from the AWA and WCW. They can't do that anymore.

Id take a Lee Marshall over Cole right now...and that scares the hell out of me.

 

[chamber-music]

Booker T on commentary is basically just


"Dat's mah dawg there! Pourin' dat coffee in the big boy cup! I never seen nuttin' like dat befo'!"

"He got all the talent in da wurld, he got da tools but he ain't got nothin' on a young man named Booker T!"


" I'm just wonderin' man!"


"Sometimes i like to have a lot of gravy on top my biscuits just covernig the whole thang but that's another story Josh..."

And I'm just sitting there like

 

[Metallo]

Or "Tell me he did not just say that"

I like Booker but he was saying something so stupid on commentary Friday even i said "tell me he did not just say that."



I was talking about color commentators earlier and I'd pay good money to hear Ventura and JBL trading insults at the desk in their primes. Jesse wasn't the typical guy JBL tried to talk trash about.

I'd even pay to hear it now considering they probably have some pretty different political views on a lot of things.

 

[TX85]

He doesn't actually look that bad to me,Must even be in some-what good shape..IF he scuba dives or snorkels!!

 

[The Sage]

How 'bout my man, Dee Bryan!

 

[BlackLantern]

no one cares, Sage.....

no one cares

 

[chamber-music]

I want to see a Miz & Eugene tag team just because I think it would be hilarious

 

[Metallo]

He doesn't actually look that bad to me,Must even be in some-what good shape..IF he scuba dives or snorkels!!

He looks pretty good. Maybe like he put on a bit of weight...but that could mean he's trying to bulk up to train later.

He's certainly let his hair go and let the red and gray show. Looks like he's just enjoying life.



Oh my...

-- Trish Stratus and Angelina Love teased a confrontation at this weekend's Fan Expo Canada in Toronto, Ontario as both former champions will be on hand for the annual pop culture event.

Stratus wrote on Twitter, "Can't wait for Fan Expo Canada Sun! I hear Angelina Love is gonna be there, I also hear she wants to fight me #torontothrowdown #canuckcuddle."

The TNA Knockout responded, "I'm there on Saturday so maybe we can throwdown then and cuddle on Sunday!"

Love revealed last week on Twitter that her dream opponent is the seven-time WWE Women’s Champion.

Trish and Angelina ...a couple of years ago I would have done almost anything too see these two go at it.

Loves looking so thin these days and it seems like its affected her ring work.

I'm down with that cuddling part though. We need a crack Mission Impossible style team (Phelps...not that Hunt bs) to sneak a camera in there though.

How 'bout my man, Dee Bryan!

Ah now I remember. Thank you. THATS what he was saying that was so annoying Friday.

 

[Benstamania]

The video was already posted but I said "What the haaaale" when Booker said crakalacka quackquack moo ding dong or whatever a few weeks ago.

 

[Metallo]

I want to see a Miz & Eugene tag team just because I think it would be hilarious

I want to see these guys in a stable.

Call it the Shortbus Express

And I want Regal to be their "manager"

 

[chamber-music]

I want to see these guys in a stable.

Call it the Shortbus Express

And it would stillbe better than the spirit squad

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

Booker T on commentary is basically just


"Dat's mah dawg there! Pourin' dat coffee in the big boy cup! I never seen nuttin' like dat befo'!"

"He got all the talent in da wurld, he got da tools but he ain't got nothin' on a young man named Booker T!"


" I'm just wonderin' man!"


"Sometimes i like to have a lot of gravy on top my biscuits just covernig the whole thang but that's another story Josh..."

And I'm just sitting there like

Don't forget when Booker starts getting excited

''aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww''

 

[Metallo]

It'd be a lot better if Stevie Ray came back and started calling all the ladies Yaks and the guys fruit booties.

I think JBL borrowed that from him once.

 

[TheIncredibleSk]

Guys what are your favorite WWE matches since 2003?

 

[BlackLantern]

I do remember JBL calling someone a fruit booty, can't remember who.....

 

[Benstamania]

I do remember JBL calling someone a fruit booty, can't remember who.....

One Night Stand


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[Lunar_Wolf]

Guys what are your favorite WWE matches since 2003?

Edge V Mick Foley WM

Shawn V Taker WM(2nd bout)

Cm Punk V Cena MITB

RVD V Cena One Night Stand

 

[BlackLantern]

that whole "incident" with the Blue Meanie made me a fan of JBL....

RVD v. Cena

Batista vs. Kali...the Punjabi Prison match....that match just made me laugh the whole time

Cena vs. HBK in England....the hr long match

 

[Metallo]

He beat the hell out of him didn't he? He needs to be dishing some of that out on Fox News.

 

[BlackLantern]

he did....from what I understand...Meanie got in his face and shoved him, then JBL shoved back and then not sure who swung first, but at the end Meanie had a huge gash in his head

he's cool on Fox News...its funny when he first started appearing that other panelists or guests would assume he didn't know what he was talking about and then he would totally f'ng own them....

 

[BlackLantern]

on that RVD vs Cena match....I will say that there is probably a very short list of performers that could go into that hostile of an environment and still perform at 100 percent.....for all the talk of "a crowd is a crowd and I do my job" I think a lot of performers need that support from a crowd and it affects when NO ONE in the crowd is behind them

Cena seems to handle it well

 

[Project862006]

the problem with brian is his look imo he has a very plain generic look i think cole even said he looks like a Choir boy and it doesn't help they keep putting to there that he is a vegan lol

he looks like an innocent church kid

 

[Benstamania]

Speaking of One Night Stand... Anyone remember when crowd reactions to Cena like this were "weird"? Like... they almost never happened.

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