Things I am no longer allowed to do in...

[Zoken]

Okay, the way this works is you pick a place in the 616, and begin thinking of the stupides things that you are no longer allowed to do. Example:

Sanctum Sanctorum

I am no longer allowed to play the self-aware objects in the house music
*Even if they ask
*Especially not Ashlee Simpson
*Or Cher
*Dr. Strange will no longer restrain the cutlery


I am not supposed to obey any voices that don't seem to have bodies
*Even if they are sexy
*even if they promise me candy

SHIELD Helicarrier

I am no longer allowed to Follow SHEILD agents around singing the Mission Impossible theme.
*Or any of the James Bond themes
*Nick will no longer order them to holster their side arms

I am no longer allowed to send out teams to save my spot in line
*Or to pick up my dry cleaning
*or to talk to that cute girl next door
*I am no longer allowed to send out teams.

Baxter Building

I am no longer allowed to search Mr. Fantastic's lab for a calculator
*Or any other device
*I am no longer allowed in Mr. Fantastic's lab without a proper escort
*Mr. Storm is not a proper escort
*Mr. Grimm is not a proper escort
*I am no longer allowed in Mr. Fantastic's lab at all

I am not to use the communications equipment to ask the Kree if they're "Blue-Dabundee"
*The Sh'iar do not appreciate being called "Pretty Birdy"
*The Skrulls do not have refridgerators, nor are they to be asked about them
*Galactus does not have time to help me with my home work
*The Phalanx do not believe resitance is futile, they believe it is useless
*The Titans do not enjoy yearing Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi songs
*Moondragon is not interested in starting the Hairclub for women
*I am no longer allowed to use the communications equipment to call deepspace

 

[Anubis]

Iron Man's Armory

I am no longer allowed to take a dump in the armors. Not even the old ones that whiny *****e doesn't use anymore.

 

[Zoken]

The 616 as a whole

I am no longer allowed to greet Tony Stark with "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto"
*Or Machine Man
*Or Dethlok
*Or War Machine
*Professor Xavier will no longer sedate Sunfire when I do this to him

 

[Anubis]

The Danger Room

I am no longer allowed to molest the missile launchers
*Or the holograms
*Or Kitty Pride
*Or Kitty Pride's shoes

 

[Zoken]

X-Mansion

I am no longer allowed to attempt to sell Wolverine as a Kitchen Appliance
*Even if Mr. Drake suggested it
*Even if Mr. Summers tried to help me
*Jean didn't appreciate me trying to billet her as a "Extremely Satisfied" customer

I am no longer allowed to stick things to Colossus while he is in his metal form
*Even if we do need milk
*Even if The younger mutants do draw really cute pictures

I am not allowed to follow Jean Grey around asking her "What am I thinking now?"
*Or "So how long were you dead this time?"
*Or "So when are you going to try to kill us all again?"
*I'm no longer allowed to talk to Ms. Frost

I'm no longer allowed to sell Mr. Drake as a new Refridgerator
*Or an air conditioner
*Or sno-cone maker
*Or a snow machine
*Even if Mr. Logan thinks its a good idea

I am no longer allowed to ask Jubilation Lee when the last time she had some Canadian food was.
*Or when the last time she got some "Snikt"
*Or when the last time she was got to be the red-head
*Mr. Summers will no longer protect me from Mr. Logan.

 

[sandwraith]

In the Avengers Mansion/New Avengers Tower I am no longer allowed to:
*make insensitive gay cracks around Jarvis
*make insensitive gay cracks around Hulkling
*make insensitive gay cracks around Wiccan (though drag jokes ARE applicable)
*bring up Bucky's return which coincides with the return of Jason f'ing Todd
*Ask Tony why he didn't just rebuild the damn Avengers Mansion instead of helping to funding SHRA
*be anywhere near Mary Jane's lingerie drawer

 

[Kirk Langstrom]

The Savage Land:

i am no longer allowed to ask Shanna The She Devil to "swing on my vine"...

 

[Anubis]

Ms. Marvel's Apartment

I am no longer allowed to shrink down to the size of an ant and watch Ms. Danvers take extra soapy showers.

 

[Xofenroht]

New York City

I am no longer allowed to dress as Spider-Man and make passes at Mary Jane.

 

[Roughneck]

I am no longer allowed to pee:

In The Savage Land
In The High Evolutionary's Gene Pool
In test tubes in Beast's Lab
In The bottom porion of Iron Man's Armor
In Captain America's Shield
In The Fantasticar
In Ben Grimm's Beer.