World Things Peter Parker Is Not Allowed To Do

[LivingInferno]

thats quite a funky list you've got there

 

[Chris Wallace]

I don't see whats so bad about him joining the avengers, though I would like him better as a reservist instead of living in Starktower.

A major part of his appeal has always been that he flies solo. He's a loner who tackles situatuons on his own, only calling for help in the most extreme fo circumstances. Until recently, anyway.

 

[3dman27]

he probably joined partly to clean up his bad reputation and partly to help protect aunt may who'd just lost the parker home to arson

 

[redmarvel]

And now that he's given his secret identity away he really needs the extra protection for his family too.

 

[3dman27]

i am not allowed to sing in the shower
my singing voicie IS a wallcrawling meanace as jjjj likes to say

 

[Sloth7d]

Peter Parker is not allowed to make deals with the devil. No wait.

 

[3dman27]

Peter Parker is not allowed to make deals with the devil. No wait.

a-MEN[nice to see this thread back in Action]

 

[November Rain]

cute

 

[redmarvel]

I am not allowed to be seen watching male on male porn.

 

[3dman27]

spidey is not allowed to wish he was a wwII era super-hero,he has enough problems in the modern day world

 

[Electro UK]

Zev, that's really clever stuff mate. 30's my favorite, made me laugh alot.

 

[3dman27]

spidey"i'am not allowed to let people know i'm a HARRY POTTER FANi have enough folks thinking the MOVIES have turned me into mr potter

 

[The Master Planner]

I am not allowed to track muddy footprints on Aunt May's ceiling. Even if she just waxed the floor.

I am not allowed to let my aunt marry a supervillain.

I am not allowed to let my aunt keep any nuclear facilities she may have inherited. (Do I really want to call my archenemy Uncle Otto?!)

 

[redmarvel]

I am not allowed to join the X-Men.

 

[3dman27]

spidey" i am not allowd to let people know i'm a kickboxing/mma fan .then jjj will start writing that i'm trying to infiltrate pro sports"

 

[boog_spin]

-i am not allowed to buy any my chemical romance or afi cd's for fear of them making me over EMOtional.

-i am not allowed to dye my hair black or wear mascara

-i am not allowed to wear boxers under my costume, as they may show unflattering undie lines

BTW effing funny thread dude!

 

[3dman27]

i an not allowed to cookfor my friends,
my cooking is considered a crime aganst humanity in six countries

 

[SkyMaster]

I am not allowed to own a "super-hero" vehicle:
- even if American Chopper offers to make me a bike
- even if Chip Foose offers to make me a car

- no matter how much Mattel or any other toy company offer in sponsorship.

 

[Gallagher]

I am never to listen to the collective wisdom of Mary Jane and Aunt May ever again.

I must never convince myself that I 'make this look good' when stood next to Tony Stark.

I am not to leave my DNA lying around.
-Ever again. Seriously.

 

[nobndfan]

I will not forget protective eye gear while battling Morlun.

 

[3dman27]

"i am not allowed to go to the movies for if i see IRON MAN i'll remember how trusting him screwed up my life during the civil war fiasco
although SUPERHERO MOVIE sounds good"

 

[Silver Spider]

29. If I end up pissing off an alien despot who's not familiar with Earth or any of its heroes, I am not allowed to say "And if you're thirsty for more, look me up in New York! The name's Captain America!

I liked all of them, but this one was one of my favorites.
It kind of sounds like a list that MJ had to write for him.