World Things Superman would never say.

[TwilightPro101]

"It looks like a job for Clark Kent, Clerk!"

 

[Spider-Steve]

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Excuse me, i have to go. Somewhere there is a crime happening!

You're move, creep!

Thank you for your coorporation!

My friends call me Supes, you can call me Superman!

Other:

The name is El, Kal-El

Its not who i am, but what i do what defines me.

Lex, i'm your father!

Aaaahmm, what's up Doc?

Steve

 

[MaskedManJRK]

*Superman sees giant robots attacking the city. He presses a button to a secret compartment where he keeps his suit...to find it empty*

SUPERMAN: Honey?

LOIS: Yeah?

SUPERMAN: Where's my supersuit?

LOIS: What?

SUPERMAN: Where's my supersuit?!

LOIS: I...uh...put it away.

SUPERMAN: Where?

LOIS: Why do you need to know?!

SUPERMAN: I need it!

LOIS: Nah-uh. You're not going out, doin' no darin' do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

SUPERMAN: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!

 

[CHObiWan]

*Superman sees giant robots attacking the city. He presses a button to a secret compartment where he keeps his suit...to find it empty*

SUPERMAN: Honey?

LOIS: Yeah?

SUPERMAN: Where's my supersuit?

LOIS: What?

SUPERMAN: Where's my supersuit?!

LOIS: I...uh...put it away.

SUPERMAN: Where?

LOIS: Why do you need to know?!

SUPERMAN: I need it!

LOIS: Nah-uh. You're not going out, doin' no darin' do. We've been planning this dinner for two months!

SUPERMAN: YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SUIT IS, WOMAN! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE GREATER GOOD!!!

Hey, thats from the Incredibles

 

[phizzul]

these red briefs have been giving me a super-wedgie since 1938

 

[Dr. Fate]

Things Superman would never say -

"I'm gonna straight up murder yo ass!"

"It's clobberin' time!"

"Lois, I have needs too."

"Bats, you are a pansy."

"I wonder if I'm fast enough to slap Wonder Woman's wonder buns and then be gone before she realizes it was me..."

"J'onn, quit hogging the Oreos!"

"World's Greatest Detective my ass!"

"Captain Marvel, I think its time I explained to you the mechanics of the female body."

"I love my dead gay son!"

"Do you ever dance with a devil by the pale moon light?"

"Well Lois, it seems you've caught me with more than my hands up."

 

[Aarowned]

*sigh* "i wish i was nicolas cage"

 

[Dr. Fate]

"I need an adult!"