Things Superman would never say.

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  1. The Question

    The Question Objectivism doesn't work.

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    Inspired bu the thread on the Batman boards. I'll go first:



    Superman:


    Bombs are flying
    People are dying

    Children are crying
    Politicians are lying too
    Cancer is killing
    Texico's spilling
    The whole world's gone to hell
    But how are you?

    I'm SUPERRRRR!
    Thanks for ASKIIIING!
    All things considered
    Couldn't be much be better
    I must SAAYYYY!
    I'm SUPERRRR!
    No nothing bugs me
    Everything is super when you're don't you think I look good in this mask?

    I'm so sorry
    Mr. cripple
    But I just
    Can't feel to bad
    For you right NOWWWW!
    Cause I'm feeling
    So insanely super
    That the fact
    That you can't walk
    Can't bring me DOWN!

    (He's SUPERRR!)
    (Thanks for ASKIIIIING!)
    (All things considered)
    (Couldn't be much better)
    (We must SAAAAAY!)
    I'm SUPER!
    No nothing BUGS ME!
    Everything is super when you're don't you think I look good in this mask
    These big black boots
    This matching CAPE
    My God oh WOW!

    I'M SUPERRRR!
    (He's in the barricks and the trenches as well)
    Stick 'em up!
    (The Batman says do ask do tell)
    SKITTLES!
    (Yes, he's super and he's proud to convay)
    Everything is super when you're GAAAAAAYYY!

    Whenh you're GAY!
     
  2. deathshead2

    deathshead2 Registered

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    What kind of crappy song is that.
     
  3. The Question

    The Question Objectivism doesn't work.

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    "I'm Super" from "South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut". And it's not crappy.
     
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    Superman:So what do you say Lois, you me and Wonder Women. *winks*
     
  5. The Question

    The Question Objectivism doesn't work.

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    ^^^Nice one.
     
  6. The Demon's Head

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    Lex Luthor: Superman is my idol.
     
  7. Saph

    Saph Registered

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    Superman: Lois, can you just, for ONE SECOND, SHUT THE **** UP ??!!??
     
  8. mathhater

    mathhater Man of Ste...(sigh) Tin

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    "Quiet, or Papa spank!"
     
  9. Metropolis_Man

    Metropolis_Man Mister Doctor?

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    Hahahaha! Yeah, maybe Supes wouldnt say that, but Batman sure would........
     
  10. Ultraman Nexus

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    Anything written by Frank Miller.

    Same goes for Batman.
     
  11. The Question

    The Question Objectivism doesn't work.

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    Actually, I thought Frank Miller's characterization of Superman in DKR was pretty good.
     
  12. Arach Knight

    Arach Knight Guest

    Conversation 1:

    Lois: It sure is hard to clean the house when you throw your dirty uniform all over the place.

    Clark: It sure is hard to save the day with all your damn whining...


    Covnersation 2:

    Lois: I'm going to the store Clark.

    Clark: Hey, while your there can you bring me back a can of act right and a bag of SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!
     
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    How about "I forgot my underwear"? because he cant.
     
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    "Bizarro's attacking the city? Eh, I think I'll just watch Benny Hill instead."
     
  15. Mr. Socko

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    Superman: You've beat me Lex, I quit
     
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    Superman: "I cant beat spiderman or batman, what the hell am i doing, they're the respective G.O.A.T.'s of their universes im just a strong man."
     
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    God I hate you jplaya.
     
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    then you hate yourself then young playa.
     
  19. Iceman

    Iceman Daffy Duck Vs The Joker

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    Happy Father's Day dad
     
  20. The Question

    The Question Objectivism doesn't work.

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    Why wouldn't Superman say that?
     
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    "I'm sorry Lois, but now you know that "faster than a speeding bullet" isn't just an expression.
     
  22. GreenKToo

    GreenKToo In the fire

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    I'm gonna rip your head off and **** down your throat....lol.that would be kinda funny to hear from him.
     
  23. AmbientFire

    AmbientFire "Listen."

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    "You know, growing up, the other kids would never invite me to play 'Hide and Seek'. That cut deep, real deep."
     
  24. AmbientFire

    AmbientFire "Listen."

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    "What the - Lois, I told you. Corsage does NOT make the supersuit look sexy! It's my supersuit damnit, MY supersuit! If you want one, you go get your own damn super-powers and save-the-world-complex! GOD!"
     
  25. TwilightPro101

    TwilightPro101 ........

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    "Lois...Lana...we need to do a little something together A.S.A.P.!"
     

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