Inspired bu the thread on the Batman boards. I'll go first: Superman: Bombs are flying People are dying Children are crying Politicians are lying too Cancer is killing Texico's spilling The whole world's gone to hell But how are you? I'm SUPERRRRR! Thanks for ASKIIIING! All things considered Couldn't be much be better I must SAAYYYY! I'm SUPERRRR! No nothing bugs me Everything is super when you're don't you think I look good in this mask? I'm so sorry Mr. cripple But I just Can't feel to bad For you right NOWWWW! Cause I'm feeling So insanely super That the fact That you can't walk Can't bring me DOWN! (He's SUPERRR!) (Thanks for ASKIIIIING!) (All things considered) (Couldn't be much better) (We must SAAAAAY!) I'm SUPER! No nothing BUGS ME! Everything is super when you're don't you think I look good in this mask These big black boots This matching CAPE My God oh WOW! I'M SUPERRRR! (He's in the barricks and the trenches as well) Stick 'em up! (The Batman says do ask do tell) SKITTLES! (Yes, he's super and he's proud to convay) Everything is super when you're GAAAAAAYYY! Whenh you're GAY!