Things that shouldnt surprise Marvel heroes but do

[roach]

*Tony Stark, someone is going to steal your tech and use it for evil
*Asguardians, Loki is the god of evil and lies...treat accordingly
*Scott, Jean is gonna come back.She will die again too. Magic word "Phoenix"
*Peter, Deals with the devil never work out...you'll figure that out when Marvel editorial gets off their @$$es. See Ghost Rider

 

[random_havoc]

*Tony Stark, someone is going to steal your tech and use it for evil
*Asguardians, Loki is the god of evil and lies...treat accordingly
*Scott, Jean is gonna come back.She will die again too. Magic word "Phoenix"
*Peter, Deals with the devil never work out...you'll figure that out when Marvel editorial gets off their @$$es. See Ghost Rider

lol Nice.

I'd add that at this point they shouldn't much care when people die either. I mean, MU time they're back in a few weeks or months anyways so who cares.

 

[roach]

*Reed, stop inventing stuff and explaining it to Ben. He is just gonna ask you to say it in regular words.
*Ben, when Reed is explaining his new contraption just shut up an nod...like Johnny does

 

[Docker2.0]

How about not believing in aliens when there were aliens on the Avengers? Nice one huh...

 

[roach]

Teamleaders, dont disolve the team after some great loss only to realize that they served some need

 

[Havok83]

X-men...your mansion is gonna get destroyed. Hope you have a great insurance policy!

 

[runawayboulder]

Every hero seems to have a surprised look on their face when Deadpool shows up in their life.

 

[IFryKids]

"What, Sabretooth is still a maniac even after letting him into the X-Men again?"

 

[roach]

X-men, Come up with a better means of screening possible X-men, sheesh how many times are you gonna be betrayed by one of your own

 

[Havok83]

"What, Sabretooth is still a maniac even after letting him into the X-Men again?"

"Mystique is still a backstabbing psycho even after joining the X-men?"

I never understood why the Xmen would just let villians join simply by saying they wanted to. Sabes, Mystique and Lady Mastermind under Rogue's leadership was the worst. At leas some villians actually had redemption stories before they were accepted and trusted like Magneto, so the group did have some reason to at least be a little trusting. But those 3? WTF were they thinking

 

[Docker2.0]

Tony Stark has/will sleep with all females in the 616 and DC universe, past, present and future.

 

[runawayboulder]

Tony Stark. He'll crossover to the other companies for some poon.

 

[storyteller]

I've always wonders. While Tony has gotten more tail then well.....anyone in fiction or reality. Has he always been faithful? Like if was in a relationship that lasted more then a night.

 

[PaleRider]

Pro. X - if you get depressed because you can't walk just wait a couple of months and you'll be walking soon. But don't get used to it because you'll be crippled again soon. Same thing goes for being alive professor.

 

[nOvAkAiNe]

* Don't get too comfortable Matt Murdock, Bullseye will kill another loved one.

* Someone is bound to be stuck in the time stream in the next 3 months or so.

 

[nOvAkAiNe]

Wolverine has another title out?

 

[Ace of Knaves]

Deadpool has another title out?

Fixed. But is getting to a a really annoying level, especially when 90% of the content is crap.

And yea i've gotta go with the Loki one. I mean seriously... he is the God of Mischief, he is a compulsive lier... why is he even allowed in Asgard?

Oh i've got a good one...

That the Dr Doom you just took down was a Doombot. Why does it surprise anyone anymore? It's ALWAYS a Doombot.

 

[Docker2.0]

Spiderman saves the world but he is always the bad guy, no matter who it is. He can defeat Dikk Cheney but some kind of way, it's Spidey's fault.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Phoenix rises from the dead.

 

[Franklin Richards]

Phoenix rises from the dead.

 

[Optikal]

Gambit, there's millions of other girls out there you CAN touch, come on dude!

Villains NEVER reform for very long.

Banner, you're the Hulk. It's been like 40 years, man up and get used to it!

 

[Optikal]

Superhero kids & clones will ALL consider and often attempt patricide at some point.

 

[roach]

Peter, Before you go out on patrol check your web cartriges...it comes off as irresponsible that you dont keep track