Things you HATE, Volume II

[E-Man]

I hate keyboard warriors.

 

[Chris Wallace]

I hate being asked 10 times a day when the baby is due, how much longer we've got, has she delivered yet, etc. Especially when it's basically the same people asking in an on-and-off rotation. I've said the due date 50 million effing times and people are still asking. How hard is it to remember 12-25, huh? CHRISTMAS DAY?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I hate that you have so much hate in your soul.

 

[Immortalfire]

I hate that damned Christmas Shoes song

 

[Chris Wallace]

Getting my boss in the Secret Santa!

 

[Marx]

Parents who leave their child's dirty diaper in the parking lot of a store!!! I mean seriously. You can't walk to a trash can twenty feet away!?!

This has happened to me twice in the last week. One was at a Wal*Mart (yeah, I know...enough said) but the other was at a more upscale mall. I would never imagine just leaving a dirty diaper in the middle of a freaking parking lot!

 

[Chris Wallace]

Anyone who does that should be tazed for 15 minutes.

 

[S.A.A.D.]

Parents who act as if their kids shouldn't flourish. Like small ones,a little kid doe's something inappropriate,you give the kid or parent crap and the parent is like "insert name here" is a kid. It's like they want their kid to grow up being an idiot and a spoiled brat.

 

[ComicChick]

my coworkers today. i literally was working my butt off and all they were doing was walking around and talking

 

[SuperFerret]

Don't work so hard next time.

 

[Anubis]

I hate being asked 10 times a day when the baby is due, how much longer we've got, has she delivered yet, etc. Especially when it's basically the same people asking in an on-and-off rotation. I've said the due date 50 million effing times and people are still asking. How hard is it to remember 12-25, huh? CHRISTMAS DAY?!?!?!?!?!?

When's the baby due?

 

[ComicChick]

Don't work so hard next time.

oh i plan to do absolutely nothing tomorrow.

 

[E-Man]

I hate that Jose Aldo probably won't be fighting at UFC 125.

 

[Ipodman]

Having nothing to do on the train...

Sure I could do some thinking... but... that requires thinking!

 

[ComicChick]

J.K Rowling came up with an idea for a book on a train... just sayin

 

[Anubis]

And of course, there's always the one hand band dance in the bathroom.

 

[Ipodman]

And of course, there's always the one hand band dance in the bathroom.

Waht?!

Sadly my train doesnt have bathroom

 

[Aesop Rocks]

When's the baby due?

I think sometime in March.

 

[Schlosser85]

Parents who leave their child's dirty diaper in the parking lot of a store!!! I mean seriously. You can't walk to a trash can twenty feet away!?!

This has happened to me twice in the last week. One was at a Wal*Mart (yeah, I know...enough said) but the other was at a more upscale mall. I would never imagine just leaving a dirty diaper in the middle of a freaking parking lot!

They should be forced to pick it up with their mouth and carry it to the garbage can. Seriously, pigs.

 

[Alex The Great]

I hate people who can't detect sarcasm when it's blatantly obvious it's sarcasm (text form and real life)

 

[SuperFerret]

I hate blatantly obvious sarcasm. It ruins the point of the sarcastic arts.

 

[Alex The Great]

Blatantly obvious sarcasm weeds out the stupids

 

[SuperFerret]

The Stupids were entertaining. Tom Arnold especially.

 

[Alex The Great]

I remember when you were entertaining

 

[SuperFerret]

I don't.