Things you HATE, Volume II

[SuperFerret]

I have no idea what you look like, aside from assuming that you're black and constantly raging.

 

[BizarroAids]

Then don't do it Come on now, BizAids!

I know. I really needed a drink though.

 

[Hound55]

Kinda how I was compared to every well-known black man on the planet who wore glasses, from Ernest Thomas to Spike Lee to Steve Urkel. I'd almost welcome it back just to have people stop calling me "Biggie Smalls", though.

Jee-sus, lay off the no-tor-i-us...

 

[Hound55]

I hate drinking alone. It sucks, and I'm not digging it.

Then don't do it Come on now, BizAids!

I know. I really needed a drink though.

Yeah, if it actually dawns on you to make that first post I'd suggest you probably have a problem, dude...

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I hate that I've lost ANOTHER USB cable that connects my external harddrive to my computer.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

I also hate I'm back home from Christmas festivities.

 

[Anubis]

I hated getting shot, but I like these pills they gave me.

 

[SuperFerret]

What pills?

 

[redmarvel]

I hate getting innoculations but I hate getting sick more.

 

[E-Man]

I hate how whiny Bret Hart is in Wrestling with Shadows. I feel bad for him getting screwed and all, but his whining about the fans liking other wrestlers over him is just ridiculous.

 

[BizarroAids]

Yeah, if it actually dawns on you to make that first post I'd suggest you probably have a problem, dude...

What's wrong with drinking? It's the most amazing thing on the planet.

 

[redmarvel]

What's wrong with drinking? It's the most amazing thing on the planet.

whoo boy do you lack experience...

 

[Hound55]

When you're using "the social lubricant" and the only person to socialise with is yourself, and you're aware enough to be disappointed by the fact... it's time to re-assess...

 

[ComicChick]

What's wrong with drinking? It's the most amazing thing on the planet.

no it's not

 

[Anubis]

Everybody knows that the most amazing thing on the planet is a good poop.

 

[BizarroAids]

When you're using "the social lubricant" and the only person to socialise with is yourself, and you're aware enough to be disappointed by the fact... it's time to re-assess...

Normally, I'm not alone, and I drink all the time. I moved away,and I haven't had enough time off work to check out the town. I just meant, it sucks when you don't have random people coming over to hang out. They would show up after I had drank a lot.

 

[redmarvel]

Everybody knows that the most amazing thing on the planet is a good poop.

... I know you're joking but still...

There are so many more amazing things on the planet... most of which I cannot even begin to describe here unless I want to end up getting banned from the Hype. Let me just give you two words, if you're under 18 please do not look up...

Spoiler

Kama Sutra

 

[redmarvel]

Normally, I'm not alone, and I drink all the time. I moved away,and I haven't had enough time off work to check out the town. I just meant, it sucks when you don't have random people coming over to hang out. They would show up after I had drank a lot.

So wait. If you can't wait you have a drinking problem and need help.

 

[BizarroAids]

So wait. If you can't wait you have a drinking problem and need help.

How is having a few drinks after work a problem?

That's like saying you have a sex addiction. Because everything you talk about has some sort of ****ish reference to it.

 

[redmarvel]

No... if I insisted on having a few guys after work every day, that would be a sex addiction.

If you were talking about drinking without actually drinking, that is not an addiction.

 

[Hound55]

No... if I insisted on having a few guys after work every day, that would be a sex addiction.

If you were talking about drinking without actually drinking, that is not an addiction.

Now THAT is, for want of a better word, a comeback!

 

[WillardNation]

lol..... "****ish"

 

[BizarroAids]

No... if I insisted on having a few guys after work every day, that would be a sex addiction.

If you were talking about drinking without actually drinking, that is not an addiction.

I never said guys, I said company. Again, your mind immediately gravitated towards dick.

 

[redmarvel]

I never said guys, I said company. Again, your mind immediately gravitated towards dick.

actually, in the post I was responding to, you didn't say either. You referred to having a few drinks as being the same as my references to sex... I just tried to show how talking about something is not the same as actually doing it.

Spoiler

Doing it is often much more interesting... but that's only if you haven't been drinking too much

 

[redmarvel]

I must admit I HATE arranging to meet friends at a bar and being the first to arrive. Sitting there with a glass of water until the rest of the group arrives can be a bit offputting.