Things You HATE: Volume IV

[Manic]

Whenever I keep coins in my pockets, I always accidentally pull some out and spill it on the ground whenever I reach for my keys or phone. Luckily, some years back, I got a wallet with a zipped pocket.

 

[Alex The Great]

I thought Alex was a guy?

The **** is that supposed to mean?

 

[SpideyVille]

I go out of my way to keep at least 5 pennies in my wallet at all times so I can make exact change. I also keep 4 quarters, a few dimes, and maybe 2 nickels.

So yeah, SpideyVille would totally hate me.

Not really because I do the same, except I usually like to carry quarter more than nickels or dimes. Sometimes I even carry exact change when I know how much I'm going to pay for something. But what I meant is more about those people who hold up lines because they are searching for a couple of extra pennies to make the change exact, instead of using another nickel, dime, etc.. to speed it up.

I was just at Target and I went on the express line and I stood there for almost 5 mins while the lady in front of me looked for change in her pocket, and she ended up giving the cashier more than she needed to. If I wanted to wait that long on line, I would've just went to a regular checkout lane.

 

[SuperFerret]

Guys don't carry change purses.

 

[Alex The Great]

These days I put my change in my pocket. My wallet only has bills

And not many because I'm broke

 

[Kane52630]

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

 

[SuperFerret]

Leave your stupid comments in your pocket!

I usually do.

 

[Figs]

I hate it when people pay with change. Not all people, just those like old people who dig into their wallets or purses and spend 20 minutes trying to find 3 pennies to make exact change.

Reminds me that I hate most people who shop at Walmart. Anytime I happen to go there, I always get stuck behind that **** that is giving the cashier some kind of coupon(probably food stamps), that seemingly takes 5-10 minutes to figure out how to enter it in on the register.

 

[Manic]

I once went to the store to pick up some bread and stood in the "fast checkout" line only to discover some crazy b**** with roughly 30 items in her cart standing directly in front of me. I know there were that many because I counted as she slowly handed each individual item to the cashier.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Reminds me that I hate most people who shop at Walmart. Anytime I happen to go there, I always get stuck behind that **** that is giving the cashier some kind of coupon(probably food stamps), that seemingly takes 5-10 minutes to figure out how to enter it in on the register.

In that case, it's the cashier's fault for not knowing how to process the transaction. But I really hate it when the customer doesn't have their **** together; I was at a dollar store yesterday, buying 2 cans of RC cola. Exact change in hand. This businesswoman two customers ahead of me was buying some stupid party hats, that she tried to pay with a Visa Gold, which isn't accepted, so we had to wait for like almost five minutes while she fished for cash out of her crazy messy purse. I actually swore (indirectly) at her, though she pretended not to hear me.

Seriously, you're at a dollar store, the lowest form of retail. If you can't efficiently make a purchase at a dollar store, you're done. Go home, and get your **** together before setting foot outdoors ever again. Life is a competition, and you've lost.

 

[kane9321]

my loud azz neighbors

 

[Manic]

Who the F brings a credit card to the dollar store? When I'm making a trip to the dollar store, that's my cue to dip into my change jar at home.

 

[SuperFerret]

Arrogant hypocrites.

 

[Figs]

In that case, it's the cashier's fault for not knowing how to process the transaction.

I still take it out on the customer since they're the trashy bums who use that crap. That and it's also the companies fault too because it seems like they make it so the cashier has to call someone like a manager to enter it in, as if they don't have access themselves. Weird bunch of bs.

 

[Kane52630]

This whole convo reminds me of a Louis CK bit.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Who the F brings a credit card to the dollar store? When I'm making a trip to the dollar store, that's my cue to dip into my change jar at home.

In Toronto, the rich and the poor never seem to have cash. When normal people like me aren't being harassed by urine-stinking hobos calling me racist names and asking for change, we're left waiting in line at a cafe behind a trophy wife in a mink coat throwing a fit that she can't pay for a 6$ purchase with a debit card.

 

[Hobgoblin]

I've had this happen to me also. I park my car somewhere & then when I come back someone has left their cart behind my car. LAZY BUMS!!!

I work in a supermarket and you wouldnt believe how lazy people are. The messes that people leave at the hot soup self serve station is amazing. Is it that hard to put soup in your bowl without splashing it all over, or to clean it up if you do? There are napkins right there!

Oh yeah and people waiting until the last minute to do their shopping. Business has been bad lately, so management has been telling us to close early. Invariably, as soon as I get everything cleaned up and put away at 9:30 (we traditionally close at 10) groups of people will show up and want things. Where the hell where they two hours ago when there was no one in the damn store???

 

[Pink Ranger]

This whole convo reminds me of a Louis CK bit.

I basically channel my inner Louis CK when I am witness to the annoyances and absurdities of modern existence.

 

[Duke]

having to work 2nd shift (i work in the morning) because co-worker lies about having to go out of town!

 

[SpideyVille]

Seriously, you're at a dollar store, the lowest form of retail. If you can't efficiently make a purchase at a dollar store, you're done. Go home, and get your **** together before setting foot outdoors ever again. Life is a competition, and you've lost.

This totally my made me LOL

 

[Pink Ranger]

This totally my made me LOL

If I had the guts, I'd turn all this stuff into a standup comedy routine and try it out.

 

[Duke]

If I had the guts, I'd turn all this stuff into a standup comedy routine and try it out.

then you might have Seinfeld suing you for copyrights.

 

[Pink Ranger]

then you might have Seinfeld suing you for copyrights.

I was thinking more like the ghosts of George Carlin and Lenny Bruce coming back and suing me. I like to aim higher.

 

[E-Man]

This whole convo reminds me of a Louis CK bit.

But why?

 

[Duke]

I was thinking more like the ghosts of George Carlin and Lenny Bruce coming back and suing me. I like to aim higher.

but sometimes this seems like a convo about "nothing". t: