Things you never see in Films/TV/ Books that happen real life.

[B.A. Baracus]

Certain Films are meant to depict real lives and meant to be realistic, yet i have never once seen a film where someone has walked into a room and forgot what they went in there for.

Nor have i ever seen a guy knock on the door to read the Gas or electric meter.

What stuff can you think of?

 

[OtherwiseKnownAs]

A regular day.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Someone on the Hype posting all day.

 

[CelticPredator]

Taking a ****.

I dont mean a funny ****. I mean like a normal, every day ****. I dont think there could be a film that would ever need to have that scene in a movie....

And not a cut away, I mean a dude, or chick, dropping a good 4 minute deuce, no cuts, just one shot.

 

[Wesley Dodds]

Someone walking into a room, forgetting what they came in for then walking out again.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

The nerd getting the girl.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

People posting threads in the proper areas.

 

[CelticPredator]

The nerd getting the girl.

It happens.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

It doesn't.

 

[CelticPredator]

If anyone on this forum has a girlfriend, then yes it does.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

It happens.

Revenge of the Nerds.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Loser too with Mena Suvari & that guy from American pie.

 

[HighFivingMF]

Girls screaming every time Leonardo DiCaprio walks into a room.

 

[Mrh7448]

Someone going into a bar/restaurant and actually ordering a brand of beer instead of just saying give me a beer.

 

[WompuM]

Taking a ****.

I dont mean a funny ****. I mean like a normal, every day ****. I dont think there could be a film that would ever need to have that scene in a movie....

And not a cut away, I mean a dude, or chick, dropping a good 4 minute deuce, no cuts, just one shot.

I always wonder about this, in films such as Taken. You have Liam Nielson flying to Europe to find his daughter and kill her attackers. The movie takes place over the span of a few days. There had to be a few times there where he had to ****. What was his mindset during these dumps I wonder?

 

[WompuM]

If anyone on this forum has a girlfriend, then yes it does.

Dude, I have like 5k comics books, 3 dozen action figures on display, about a dozen superhero emblem t-shirts and I'm getting married in October. Proposed with a plastic green lantern ring (jokingly, it was April 1st of last year, she got a diamond ring as well). Don't come in here with your lack of self confidence and say nerds don't get girls.

Edit: That was aimed at Aesop, not you Celt.

 

[CelticPredator]

I always wonder about this, in films such as Taken. You have Liam Nielson flying to Europe to find his daughter and kill her attackers. The movie takes place over the span of a few days. There had to be a few times there where he had to ****. What was his mindset during these dumps I wonder?

Planning his torture scene? Haha. It's so weird to think about. Imagine a movie where the hero just takes a **** right before a big battle scene.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

Getting up for a shower after sex, never happens in movies.

 

[THE MR. TERRIFIC]

Getting up for a shower after sex, never happens in movies.

Yeah they just get up put clothes back on.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

When woman are in labour in movies or Tv, they never let out a little poop, it happens in real life.

 

[Victarion]

DO WANT.

Guro and incest are lifestyles rarely explored in a positive fashion.

 

[Manic]

Imagine a movie where the hero just takes a **** right before a big battle scene.

I know I would. I want my bowels to be vacant just in case I get killed.


Speaking of which, you never see dead people soil themselves in movies.

 

[B.A. Baracus]

You never see someone ask the person next to them (while watching a movie) 'whats he out of?'

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Getting up for a shower after sex, never happens in movies.

I've actually seen this happen in a few horror movies, where two kids have sex and one gets up to get a shower, so the other can be conveniently killed off.

Example off the top of my head right now is in Freddy vs Jason at the beginning when Jason shows up on Elm Street.

 

[SpideyVille]

Perfect grammar. People do not speak clearly all the time unless they're on TV. Sometimes people hear different things in the midst of a conversation.

That usually doesn't happen in films unless its necessary for a character.