Moments Where You Wish The Ground At Your Feet Would Just Swallow You Whole

[Axid]

What the ****?!?

 

[Alexia Dark]

Fiyero!!!!!!!!

Yeah, no, be sure to thank Schwartz for arguing for you. But no too much, becuase he didn't do a good job.

Nah, I'd just been wondering what it would be like to respond to an insult with a song, and when you said 'brainless', well, that was the first thing that popped into my head.

I wasn't aware that this was an argument, and I really don't care. I'm far from brainless no matter what you say, and if you're looking for someone to pick on, you'll just have to wait for the next person who walks by your bridge.

 

[Darren Daring]

they were ******ed

So? Your comment was completely accurate.

 

[Da Docta]

What the ****?!?

The teddy bear is eating DVDs.

 

[Super Flight]

right now, i hate my self

 

[Axid]

So? Your comment was completely accurate.

But I said it so loud

 

[Darren Daring]

Nah, I'd just been wondering what it would be like to respond to an insult with a song, and when you said 'brainless', well, that was the first thing that popped into my head.

I wasn't aware that this was an argument, and I really don't care. I'm far from brainless no matter what you say, and if you're looking for someone to pick on, you'll just have to wait for the next person who walks by your bridge.

You're so rebellious and deep

 

[Darren Daring]

Nah, I'd just been wondering what it would be like to respond to an insult with a song, and when you said 'brainless', well, that was the first thing that popped into my head.

I wasn't aware that this was an argument, and I really don't care. I'm far from brainless no matter what you say, and if you're looking for someone to pick on, you'll just have to wait for the next person who walks by your bridge.

You're so rebellious and deep

 

[Darren Daring]

But I said it so loud

Then it was loudly true.

 

[Da Docta]

But I said it so loud

They should feel accepted, though.

 

[Axid]

They should feel accepted, though.

Giving first aid the already disheveled hair projection

 

[Darthphere]

Yeah, just because theyre ******ed doesnt give them an excuse for being loud in a movie theatre.

 

[Axid]

Oh my god

 

[Darren Daring]

Yeah, just because theyre ******ed doesnt give them an excuse for being loud in a movie theatre.

If anything, the ******ed should be forced to be quieter than everyone else.

 

[Da Docta]

If anything, the ******ed should be forced to be quieter than everyone else.

But they're ******ed, they can't see, feel or hear anything.













































LOL.

 

[Alexia Dark]

You're so rebellious and deep

You're so polite and non-hypocritical .

 

[Darren Daring]

You're so polite and non-hypocritical .

1. you used looking as in searching, which blind people do too. It's not like you asked her to read a sign for you.

2. She probably knows she's blind, no need for you to be mortified to this day.

3. Wicked rules!

4. I'm not polite at all. In fact, I've been really rude.

5. But any stupidity i'm currently experiencing is feigned, so it's not hypocritical.

 

[Lighthouse]

they were ******ed

Didn't quite get that from your story. I didn't understand the "Look what isle...." comment. Is there a handicap isle besides the wheelchair one?

 

[Lighthouse]

Come on we've all had them. Moments of such embarrassment or awkwardness that you just wish the floor beneath you would just swallow you whole.

New girlfriend, round her house for the first time and the parents are out. Shes going down on me when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Her father walks into the room and she pulls away right at the climax. Leaving me to grab the nearest thing to cover my intimate region...which happened to be one of her little sisters teddies.

I wanted to die.

I was trying to come up with a story, but I don't think ANYTHING I have can top that. You really need to tell us what happened afterwards.

 

[Alexia Dark]

1. you used looking as in searching, which blind people do too. It's not like you asked her to read a sign for you.

2. She probably knows she's blind, no need for you to be mortified to this day.

3. Wicked rules!

4. I'm not polite at all. In fact, I've been really rude.

5. But any stupidity i'm currently experiencing is feigned, so it's not hypocritical.

1. It still implies seeing something physically to me.

2. Yes, but it's still embarrassing on a personal level. Yes, I am too senstive. It has gotten me into many arguments on here.

3. It does indeed and I am creeped out that I share an interest with you.

4. Got that right.

5. I refering to the 'deep' part of the comment.

As much as I'd like to continue this little banter, I have to go now so I can prepare for a week of real-life arguments and struggles. Goodbye.

 

[Darren Daring]

1. It still implies seeing something physically to me.

2. Yes, but it's still embarrassing on a personal level. Yes, I am too senstive. It has gotten me into many arguments on here.

3. It does indeed and I am creeped out that I share an interest with you.

4. Got that right.

5. I refering to the 'deep' part of the comment.

As much as I'd like to continue this little banter, I have to go now so I can prepare for a week of real-life arguments and struggles. Goodbye.

I'm super deep. Descartes and Nietzsche and stuff.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I've never understood this trope..."I was so embarrassed I wished the ground would just open up and swallow me."

That'd be even more embarrassing, if a big hole opened up and everyone present watched you get sucked down.
People get embarrassed when the slip and fall on the ice, or walk right in to a huge, crystal-clear window (I've done that at the food court at the Westlake Mall in front of scores of people.), now imagine a catastrophic, rumbling event that seemed to indicate that the Earth itself wanted to get rid of you.

I'd be blushing all the way to the core.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

um, ok.

When I was in the grocery store a few weeks ago, I had one of those moments. I went in to buy my week's worth of stuff and since I hate waiting in checkout lines behind people w/ loaded shopping carts, I strolled through my usual process of utilizing the self-serve line.

While I'm running through my items, the employee on call (to make sure you pay, assist tech-deficient people w/ the concept of a touch screen system, and bag your items for you if necessary) asks me if I need any help bagging.

I say, "No, my food's in pretty good hands, but thanks anyway," and the lady went back to her post.

About a minute later as I'm packing away my foodstuffs, one of the bags(cheap plastic) w/ 2 jars of applesauce in it rips open, and one of the jars shattered on the floor. Needless to say, I looked like a jackass, and I really couldn't do much besides laugh along side the half-dozen people who already were chuckling. I felt even worse for just bagging the rest of my stuff and leaving there w/out offering to clean it up, but oh well.

I wouldn't have minded using Kurt Wagner's power the moment it happened.

 

[JLBats]

I've never understood this trope..."I was so embarrassed I wished the ground would just open up and swallow me."

That'd be even more embarrassing, if a big hole opened up and everyone present watched you get sucked down.
People get embarrassed when the slip and fall on the ice, or walk right in to a huge, crystal-clear window (I've done that at the food court at the Westlake Mall in front of scores of people.), now imagine a catastrophic, rumbling event that seemed to indicate that the Earth itself wanted to get rid of you.

I'd be blushing all the way to the core.

"I know now, why you cry."

 

[The Cajun]

By popular demand here is the second part of my story.

So I'm sitting there attempting to look perfectly innocent while also coming to terms with the fact that I have just ****ed on the teddy of a six year old, something I am sure I can be locked away in prison for. My girlfriend of the time then stands up, leaving me further exposed to the father who has been looking at me with a look of pure shock on his face, and says - "Hey, this is Jack, hes a new friend from college. What you doing back from Nan's so early?". The dad then made some hurried response and left the room, making sure to close the door behind him.

In part three of my epic tale I will tell you what happened when the parents invited me to eat dinner with them later that night.