This is NOT possible!! I failed!

Should Bison commit seppuku?

  • No, it's only a game

  • Yes, you suck at Street Fighter!


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Well, it's been 4 1/2 hours since he posted his sob story...

Is he dead yet? **crosses fingers**

:)
 
dmcnx said:
Thats why I prefer Tekken, theres no ridiculous combo's:up:

I'm pretty sure, as a Panda, you can knock someone unconscious and dance on his body.
 
jaguarr said:
Do you want to find yourself at the TWELFTH place, mister? Well...do you? Keep it up and you might! *shakes finger* :mad:

jag
*le scared*

:(:(
 
I'm the only guy on Earth who preferred Ehrgeiz and Star Wars:Masters of Teras Kasi to all these other fight games.:confused:
 
I suck at all video games. That's why I don't play anything multiplayer anymore. Ever.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
I'm the only guy on Earth who preferred Ehrgeiz and Star Wars:Masters of Teras Kasi to all these other fight games.:confused:
I never even heard of either of those.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
I'm the only guy on Earth who preferred Ehrgeiz and Star Wars:Masters of Teras Kasi to all these other fight games.:confused:
when it came out, i was actually a rival schools junkie, those extra games and two player combos just blew my world away...

i think at its time it was by far the most satifying game to beat someone in, very easy to drive someone to tears...
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
I'm the only guy on Earth who preferred Ehrgeiz and Star Wars:Masters of Teras Kasi to all these other fight games.:confused:

I kicked ass in Star Wars:MOTK. :( :up:
 
Leto Atrides said:
I'm pretty sure, as a Panda, you can knock someone unconscious and dance on his body.

Who the hell chooses to play as Panda? Thats like...its like choosing to play as Panda, it just doesnt happen:o
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
I'm the only guy on Earth who preferred Ehrgeiz and Star Wars:Masters of Teras Kasi to all these other fight games.:confused:

When it came out Masters of the Teras Kasi was sick. Of course, that was 9 years ago.
 
Go kill yourself. :)

Look on the bright side--you weren't playing me. Not only would I have beat you, but I would even go so far as to put in SF Anniversary collection, put it on classic mode, and destroy you with every version of Chun-Li. Because everyone knows that the surefire sign of you sucking at Street Fighter is if you get hit by Chun-Li's fireball.

And for the record, if you want a real fighting game, play Virtua Fighter.
 
Drakon said:
Go kill yourself. :)

Look on the bright side--you weren't playing me. Not only would I have beat you, but I would even go so far as to put in SF Anniversary collection, put it on classic mode, and destroy you with every version of Chun-Li. Because everyone knows that the surefire sign of you sucking at Street Fighter is if you get hit by Chun-Li's fireball.

And for the record, if you want a real fighting game, play Virtua Fighter.
Chun Li has a fireball?
 
dmcnx said:
Who the hell chooses to play as Panda? Thats like...its like choosing to play as Panda, it just doesnt happen:o

A friend of mine, who is much whiter than I am (which is hard) and has no idea what she's doing. Yet, somehow, she plays as the Panda, hits random buttons, and still can beat anyone.
 
E. Bison said:
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I, BISON, am the KING of Street Fighter!! Just a few minutes ago the Asian boyfriend who's girlfriend I convinced to become a stripper just kicked my ass in EVERY Street Fighter Alpha game in existence!! Including the Gold version of Alpha 2 and Alpha 3!!

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I picked every character I mastered, but it didn't seem to matter. He would toss me all over the arena like a rag doll! I finally resorted to picking myself in every Street Fighter Alpha: Anthology (which just debuted btw) game and he whooped me like nobodiez bizniz, yo!! THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE!! HOW COULD I BE BEATEN!!

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What do I have left to live for now? There's no reason to live.....no reason to live....no...reason...to live.


That's what you get for turning the girl into a ****e.
 
Well, stripper doesn't exactly equal ****e...but the stripper thing is probably why he got his ass kicked. :o
 
Yeah so you lost. This guys pretty good. But play some more and get better. Then challenge him to a rematch and if you still lose than it is time to switch over and become a Mortal Kombat player. Of course to be a master at that you'd have to beat me and well, I've never lost.
 

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