This looks bad.

[Speedball]

Why are the Girls from DOA holding swords?

 

[Speedball]

Jaime Pressly learns Tae bo.

 

[Warhammer]

Oh God no.
Well, at least Jamie Pressly is in it.

She's a fox.

 

[Speedball]

Oh God no.
Well, at least Jamie Pressly is in it.

She's a fox.

Yeah, I'll agree with you there.
That creepy japanese guy who created DOA will be pissed when this fails.

 

[iceberg325]

I saw the trailer months ago. I hope it never sees the light of day. Looks really bad.

 

[Warhammer]

I think it will.
Robin Shou is in this movie, also.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Are you all gay?

EDIT:Like Stan Lee?

 

[Carter]

Stan Lee is not a homosexual

 

[Speedball]

Are you all gay?

EDIT:Like Stan Lee?

No, just hate when good games get crappy movies.

 

[JackBauer]

okay, Jaime Pressly, Sarah Carter and Holly Valance holding katanas... that's like the opposite of looking bad. (I'll give you Devon Aoki though, she's f***in hideous)

 

[Mentok]

A review us up on www.kotaku.com

"Its like a bond film but crap"

 

[Asteroid-Man]

wtf is DOA?

 

[JackBauer]

No, just hate when good games get crappy movies.

sorry, but what the hell did you expect from a Dead or Alive movie? it's a T&A fighting game. you can't get anything else than this.

 

[Speedball]

Ok, this pic is pretty cool actually.

 

[Mr. Credible]

did anyone actually think this movie would be good? it's a videogame movie for one, and it's based on DoA for two... does DoA even have a story?


but, Sarah Carter is the hottest (on screen) crazy person like, ever... so i'll see it.

 

[Mr. Credible]

and i agree with JackBauer up there... Devon Aoki looks like she has elephantitus of the facial region.

or, as Pauly Shore (the weasel) would say "Ooh! Look at the chubby cheek-eeeeeeeeeez!"

 

[Speedball]

DOA has a plot, but it is never in the game. There's Ninja Gaiden, which takes place in the same universe, and involves a few DOA characters actually.
And Kasumi and Ayane have a history together.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

Why are the Girls from DOA holding swords?

So its like Charlies Angels with more women?

 

[Speedball]

now this is what the film should have been about.

 

[Mentok]

now this is what the film should have been about.

Owned twice by hotlinking.

 

[Speedball]

Owned twice by hotlinking.

??? ???

 

[Mr. Credible]

DOA has a plot, but it is never in the game. There's Ninja Gaiden, which takes place in the same universe, and involves a few DOA characters actually.
And Kasumi and Ayane have a history together.

well, they have swords in ninja gaiden, and that's where the plot is, apparently, so, ifso-facto,

they have swords in DOA the movie.

there's your answer.

 

[Sentinel X]

Stan Lee is not a homosexual

I AGREEE

 

[Mr. Credible]

I AGREEE

that's both bad and wrong...

or perhaps "badong"?

 

[reggiebar]

No, just hate when good games get crappy movies.

It is a good fighting game, because of the mechanics of the fight engine combined with hot women doing most of the fighting. It is not a good game because of the storylines associated with each character.

They should have just said F' IT and developed the DOA Beach Vollyball game into a straight up porno.

As for this film, here is hoping that it is so bad that it is actually good. I doubt it, but perhaps they intentionally made this a bad B-movie salute to the cheesy kung-fu films of yester-year (most likely not the case, but it is the only hope - that or the unintentional comedy is through the roof).

I will wtach some day on cable.