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World This might sound like a stupid, immature, maybe even pathetic question but....

Galactus said:
After reading Mark Millar's long Marvel Knights story, and the letter Norman Osborn writes to Peter in the end I get a feeling that he wants to be "intimate" with Peter... ;) :D

Damn, from Osborn to Electro, just about everyone wants to have a spider ride in Millar's storyline. :eek: :o :D
 
Shadowknight said:
I could almost tolerate Sins Past if they treated it as an out-of-continuity humor story.

Gwen: I.. I slept with Norman, Peter, while we were dating. I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist that washboard hair!
Peter: Uh, Gwen, I have something to tell you, neither could I.
Gwen: My boyfriend slept with Norman! His arch enemy! Who else had sex with Norman!?
A bunch of Spider-man supporting cast members and villians raise their hands
JJJ: Me too.
John Jameson: And me
MJ: Oh, yeah.
Liz Allen: Oh God, YES. YES YES YES! He was spectacular!
Flash: Um, I wasn't getting any in the army at the time, and I was drunk at the time! It was only once, I swear! Okay, twice.
Doc Ock: Hey, I did too! But I'm crazy from brain-damage, I've got an excuse!
Vulture: I'm senile, that's my excuse.
Electro: Millar retroactively made me gay, so I did too.
Mysterio: Not me. I can build robots. Okay, a robot of a sexy, Norman Osborne with washboard hair.
Rhino: I'm stuck in this suit so I can't do it, but you better believe I wish I could!
Sandman: Yep.
Shocker: Definetly.
Jackal: No, but that's because I made myself a clone of Norman. TWO clones. At the same time.
Lizard: The only waaaarm-blooood I am every attraaaaacted to. Yesssss.
Kraven: I have shown Osborne the passion of the jungle!
Kingpin: He owed me money, but I took.. favors... as a substitute. Wonderfui, pleasurable favors. I've hired prostitutes to dress as Osborne to recreate that passionate night, but alas, nothing beats the real thing.
Hammerhead: He gives good me. think about it for a second to get the joke
Harry:...
Everyone looks at Harry
Harry: Look, my father was a sick twisted SOB, but even he wasn't that twisted.

Got to be nominated for funniest post of 2006. Zev and Doc Ock 4Mugen's are the others I can think of so far.
 
MACH said:
And a statement like this proves exactly when one is too immature to understand anything but the "pretty pictures" that come with comic books. ;)

Well said my man! :up:
 
Galactus said:
After reading Mark Millar's long Marvel Knights story, and the letter Norman Osborn writes to Peter in the end I get a feeling that he wants to be "intimate" with Peter... ;) :D

Actually, that's a very valid point.

I like the way Millar plays that, instead of being over the top and obvious, he does it in a very subtle manner. For some of these charachters, to be SO obssessed with Peter after all of these years, there are some weird underlying obssessive/love psychology behind it

Shakespeare toyed with a lot of these in his works. I mean, think about it. While in a lot of grand stories, it was a given that guys could be best mates, or arch enemies,to obssessive degrees, and that was just the way it was to make a grand scale story. Shakespeare on the other hand, played with it. He said that in a normal world, people aren't like this with each other for no reason. Many this day believe that he was gay because of this.

Whether he was or not, is not the point. But I do think that he was onto something there. After so many years, and so many writers, and so much history with Spider-Man, it does get to the point that you feel, 'you know, there are a lot of bizaare levels to this obsession. Why would someone behave like this?

crazy s**t huh?
 
wolvie2020 said:
Actually, that's a very valid point.

I like the way Millar plays that, instead of being over the top and obvious, he does it in a very subtle manner. For some of these charachters, to be SO obssessed with Peter after all of these years, there are some weird underlying obssessive/love psychology behind it

Shakespeare toyed with a lot of these in his works. I mean, think about it. While in a lot of grand stories, it was a given that guys could be best mates, or arch enemies,to obssessive degrees, and that was just the way it was to make a grand scale story. Shakespeare on the other hand, played with it. He said that in a normal world, people aren't like this with each other for no reason. Many this day believe that he was gay because of this.

Whether he was or not, is not the point. But I do think that he was onto something there. After so many years, and so many writers, and so much history with Spider-Man, it does get to the point that you feel, 'you know, there are a lot of bizaare levels to this obsession. Why would someone behave like this?

crazy s**t huh?

Yeah. Shakespeare also played with gender a lot. The fact that all the characters were played by men instantly did that, but the stories themselves almost always had some form of gender confusion.

And really, that man had "the horns," if you know what I mean. ;)

Whoever says Shakespeare is boring obviously doesn't know what they're talking about. :o
 
Well, considering that they have done a story where the reveal Gwen Stacy couldn't keep her legs shut because of Norman Osborn's ability to use Tag body spray...I think its safe to say that Pete knocked boots with plenty of ladies over time.

Betty Brant was the first woman he loved. There is a huge chance these two knocked boots. I definitely feel he nailed Gwen. He had to of. And it's been talked about plenty of times that Black Cat got it a bunch of times from Pete.

And through the 90's Pete and MJ were like two rabbits. Wasn't too much of a surprise that MJ finally got pregnant.

I mean...if you were Spider-Man and risking your life every single day...you'd be knocking boots left and right. Much like the way James Bond is always charming the ladies into his domain. It's an adrenaline thing. All that action and adventure and you need to let it all out with a pleasurable experience with a lady.

And Pete had quite a ladies gallery at his disposal.
 
SpideyInATree said:
Well, considering that they have done a story where the reveal Gwen Stacy couldn't keep her legs shut because of Norman Osborn's ability to use Tag body spray...I think its safe to say that Pete knocked boots with plenty of ladies over time.

Betty Brant was the first woman he loved. There is a huge chance these two knocked boots. I definitely feel he nailed Gwen. He had to of. And it's been talked about plenty of times that Black Cat got it a bunch of times from Pete.

And through the 90's Pete and MJ were like two rabbits. Wasn't too much of a surprise that MJ finally got pregnant.

I mean...if you were Spider-Man and risking your life every single day...you'd be knocking boots left and right. Much like the way James Bond is always charming the ladies into his domain. It's an adrenaline thing. All that action and adventure and you need to let it all out with a pleasurable experience with a lady.

And Pete had quite a ladies gallery at his disposal.


I'm not trying to sound harsh here but you make the whole thing sound so vulgar.......
 
I'd like it if they tackled the whole first time thing in Ultimate Spidey, if it was done the right way of course. Nothing vulgar or graphic.
 
MACH said:
I'm not trying to sound harsh here but you make the whole thing sound so vulgar.......

If the story of Peter Parker and his Spider-Man persona were a real thing...it'd be that vulgar and I'm sure Pete would remember to ask his partners if they have any STD's as well. :o
 
I don't think Betty. Peter was a shy teenager then. Later... they talked through the night once... talked. It's all I think.
Gwen definitely. She was the first for Pete.
Black Cat definitely, too.
What do you think about Bambi?

And OK, Peter had his girlfriend but what about Mary Jane? Has she ever slept with anybody except Peter anytime? Or to her Peter was the first and the last so far?
 
Traveller said:
I don't think Betty. Peter was a shy teenager then. Later... they talked through the night once... talked. It's all I think.
Gwen definitely. She was the first for Pete.
Black Cat definitely, too.
What do you think about Bambi?

And OK, Peter had his girlfriend but what about Mary Jane? Has she ever slept with anybody except Peter anytime? Or to her Peter was the first and the last so far?

The way they wrote Mary Jane back then and if you'd interject that into modern times...I'm sure she had a body count. I still disagree about Betty Brant. Those two did a bit more than just talk through the night once. Interject that relationship into modern times and that would have probably been Pete's first sexual experience. :o
 
I doubt Betty. Their relationship was too shaky for there to have been that step taken. If they'd had sex, their commitment would've been deeper and they wouldn't have broken up for the reasons they did. Also, look at how easily both of them got over the relationship. In ASM #41 when Betty returns, there's nothing between them. Whereas Peter was once jealous of Ned, he's relieved that ned takes Betty off of his hands. While I don't think Peter is as careful (or fearful) of sex as some who believe Peter didn't have sex until MJ, I do think it means enough to him to put more effort into a relationship once its been initiated. Look how much effort he put into his very doomed-from-jump relationship with Black Cat. He'd have been even more determined if it was his first sexual experience.

I do believe they had sex during Marv Wolfman's run, when Betty left Ned.

As for MJ, I have little doubt she had other sex partners. Maybe not as many as her persona makes it appear, but she turned down Peter's marriage proposal to date other guys. During the Disco era. Something had to have happened. I also wouldn't be surprised if something happened, or at least got close to happening with Harry.
 

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