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The following comments are excerpted from the "Quesada Speaks!" forum on the Marvel message boards, and were posted by Joe Q. himself on May 28, in response to various posters' questions. Joe's replies to the posters' comments are in all capital letters, as follows:
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In your last answers, you compared Spider-Man to Charlie Brown, stating that Charlie Brown didn't age and it didn't hurt the character any. Yes and no. Charlie Brown didn't age, stayed the same, and became a very stale comic. Sure, it stayed in the funny pages because it's safe and people recognized the character but the merchandising and publishing of the character wasn't revived until the death of the creator which created a 'Death of Superman' like buzz for a couple of weeks and then the comic returned to fixture land. While Spider-Man may not be as much of a hallmark as Charlie Brown, he certainly has been marketed better.

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG CHARLIE BROWN WAS POPULAR!? HE’S INFINITELY MORE POPULAR THAN SPIDEY COULD EVER BE. HE WILL ALSO LIVE ON FOREVER. ALSO KEEP IN MIND THAT ONLY ONE MAN EVER DID CHUCK.

I do think there is a place for a mature Spider-Man for mature readers. The point that I made once before, is that with marriage a different kind of story could be told with the same characters. It could be interesting in new ways and still stay true to the ideal of Spidey.

SO HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF I JUST MADE SPIDEY 80 AND TOLD ONLY SPIDER-GIRL STORIES?

When I was a kid, it was the references to the past that got me hooked on Spidey's character. I just had to figure out how certain events happened to get to where the book is now and I had a blast tracking down back issues. Perhaps not all kids are as character or drama driven as I was but I certainly think that kids can be stimulated by evolving characters, especially when those characters are evolving in directions that we would like to see our own lives evolve, and with a character like Peter Parker that most can relate to, it is even more important.

EVOLVING A CHARACTER IS DIFFERENT THAN AGING HIM.

The problem, if Mary Jane and Peter divorce, is that it means that Peter can never reach this type of relationship. Basically every relationship is ultimately doomed and that makes it difficult to care about his relationships. While JMS reminds us that a character doesn't need romantic tension to be interesting, the stories he is telling would be just as good if Mary Jane was around but doing her thing. Also, no matter how you might want to sneak it in there, having Peter
divorced ages him even more than the marriage does. Now in Marvel Universe Guide his marital status would have to be divorced. This just doesn't bode well for this character.

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION, IF WE NEVER MENTION THE DIVORCE AGAIN, TO A NEW READER WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE? I MEAN WE JUST NEVER ASK THE QUESTION, WHAT’S TO STOP PETER FROM GETTING INVOLVED AGAIN?

You have Ultimate Spider-Man. He's younger and the kids love him. JMS's Spidey, while Mary Jane absent, is still an older Peter Parker. So now, thanks to you and Brain Bendis, everyone can have their Spidey. But if both books are marketed to the same audience, eventually one will outshine the other.

WE WILL EVENTUALLY SEE WHAT HAPPENS. RIGHT NOW FANS LOVE BOTH.

By the way, Spider-Girl rocks because it is the evolution of classic Spidey for older readers. I just thought you might be interested to know that.

HMM, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE STORIES OF MAY DAY THAT PEOPLE LIKED.

To put it in fewer words, why is it that you Marvel editors have such an aversion to aging your characters?

SO AT WHAT AGE DO WE STOP?

A character can only be an innovation once--then he has to develop. Even in view of all the advances in the artwork and writing of
modern comics, I find the old 60's Spider-man comics to be fresher and more cleverly written than much of anything you can get today, the exception being Spider-girl. Please consider retracting that comment about Peter Parker aging. Consider this fair warning: for so long as he remains stuck in neutral gear, you've lost a reader, because I'm never
buying his comics again.

SORRY YOU FEEL THAT WAY BUT I HAVE TO GUARD THIS CHARACTER FOR THE LEGION OF FANS WHO I FEEL WILL ENJOY HIM IN THE FUTURE. BY THE WAY HOW DO YOU FELL ABOUT THE FACT THAT SUPERMAN ISN’T MARRIED TO AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN AND THAT BATMAN IS SO SPRITE AND YOUNG. THOSE GUYS ARE OLDER THAN THE ENTIRE MARVEL U.
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Joe Q. replies here to another poster, who even goes so far as to bring up a possible return of Baby May:
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Peter, MJ, and baby will be together, ONE way or another, and why is it a bad thing to have the character of Peter Parker aged a little bit? So new readers can't relate to them so what?

YOU’RE KIDDING RIGHT?

They do their own thing anyway so it doesn't matter. Long time readers want to see some closure for characters and this is a definite ending for the current era and could open a whole new idea of writing! Can you imagine Peter having to buy diapers? That would be awkward so whatever the current plan is with JMS, go with it but the end result should be when MJ returns, the baby should be the reason the three are united, once and for all, and the classic going into the sunset should happen!

IF PETER WOULD HAVE BEEN CHANGING DIAPERS WHEN I FIRST PICKED UP SPIDEY AS A KID, I WOULDN’T HAVE EVER PICKED IT UP AGAIN AND PROBABLY NEVER GOTTEN INTO COMICS.
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Here, the issue of Aunt May's return is raised, and Joe suggests the sort of "final solution" that, quite simply, scares me, even when it's suggested in jest:
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When exactly is change a bad thing?

IT DEPENDS, SOME PEOPLE JUST FEAR CHANGE WHETHER IT’S GOOD OR BAD.

Is it only when the EDITORS don't like it?

IT GOES WAY BEYOND THAT.

I'm talking about changing Spidey's origin compared to bringing Aunt May back. Aunt May's time is waaaaay up, yet most of you folks in the biz think she just HAS to be in the book to make it work, while most of us on Marvel's own board plus every Spider-Fan I talk to thinks bringing her back was a mistake.

THE MISTAKE WAS IN KILLING HER

It seems a little hypocritical to put down those who don't like Byrne's meddling, yet you are afraid to have Aunt May dead at the same time.

I WASN’T PUTTING ANYONE DOWN. AS A MATTER OF FACT I SAID THAT THE MAJORITY OF OUR CREATORS PREFER THE OLD ORIGIN. WHAT I WAS MAKING REFERENCE TO AND MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A BIT CLEARER IS THE TYPE OF LETTERS I GOT WITH RESPECT TO THE CHANGE. YOU KNOW THE IMPOLITE, CURSING KIND THAT REALLY MAKE YOU WONDER IF THERE ISN’T MORE BEHIND THE MOTIVATION. IN MY MIND THERE’S A WAY TO ADDRESS A PROBLEM AND AN INCORRECT WAY TO ADDRESS IT. I DO HOWEVER SEE YOUR POINT AND MY ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS A BIT UNCLEAR AND FOR THAT I APOLOGIZE.

NOW WITH RESPECT TO AUNT MAY, I WASN’T IN THE CHAIR WHEN THE DECISION TO BRING HER BACK WAS MADE, BUT IN ALL HONESTY, I WOULD HAVE BROUGHT HER BACK. I MAY NOT HAVE DONE IT IN THE SAME WAY, BUT BACK SHE WOULD HAVE BEEN. SOMETIMES I WISH THAT WE COULD JUST DO A "DALLAS" WITH SPIDEY AND HAVE PETER JUST COME OUT OF THE SHOWER AND IT’S ALL BEEN A HORRIBLE DREAM.
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And the following were Mr. Quesada's replies to my own post on this matter:
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Hey there, Mr. Quesada!
First off, congratulations on helping to really improve the state of Marvel over the past few months.
I may not agree with all of the changes that have been made, but it's refreshing to see that Marvel is at least being bold enough to try something different, and for that, you have earned my respect.

THANKS, THERE’S NO WAY TO PLEASE EVERYONE WITH EVERY DECISION.

Which brings me to my point.
You have said (forgive me, and please do correct me, if I paraphrase you incorrectly) that you feel Peter Parker, our own friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, should be allowed to grow, but that you feel he has been aged a bit too much over the past few years, and as such, you want to undo some of that aging.
Am I getting it right so far?

NO, THERE REALLY IS NO WAY TO UNDO THE AGING. NOT UNLESS WE DO A CRISIS. WHAT WE CAN DO IS CHANGE THE WORLD AROUND HIM AND NOT BRING UP THE THINGS THAT MAKE HIM SEEM LIKE A DAD TO OUR YOUNGER READERS.

Now, I can actually agree with such an intention, since I also feel that, while Peter Parker needs to evolve as a character, beyond the stagnation of the past several years, he should remain relatively young.
HOWEVER ...
If, by "de-aging" his character, you mean that Peter will wind up divorced from Mary Jane, I start to have a few problems with this - not just because I love Mary Jane's character, and I believe that Peter deserves to have a beautiful young wife to come home to, after all the other problems he's had in his life, but also because I think keeping Peter married actually serves YOUR best interests, as well.

I’M NOT GOING TO SAY WHAT WE’RE DOING. YOU’LL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.

Unless you reboot Spider-Man's continuity from scratch, ala' the Ultimate line, then the only way to undo Peter's marriage would be to either A) have him get divorced, or B) have Mary Jane die, and this ime, reveal that she actually DID die.

IF SHE DOES DIE IT WILL BE PERMANENT, TRUST ME.

Now, since you want to capitalize on the movie, I doubt you'll be killing off Mary Jane anytime soon, but I wonder whether or not you plan to have Peter and Mary Jane get divorced.
Without asking you for spoilers, let me ask you this question:
Have you considered that, if Peter and Mary Jane get divorced, it will actually do MORE to "age" him than simply leaving him married would?

WE HAVE CONSIDERED THIS OF COURSE. NOW IMAGINE THEY GET DIVORCED AND YOU NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN. THEN IMAGINE IF SOMEDAY SHE COMES BACK INTO HIS LIFE AND THEY START TO DATE AND WE NEVER EVER MENTION THE DIVORCE. YEARS LATER THEY ARE STILL DATING, WE HAVE NEW READERS AND WE NEVER EVER MENTION DIVORCE.

DO YOU SEE THE POSSIBILITIES.

I'm not asking you to tell me what you or JMS or Paul Jenkins have in mind, and I'm not asking you for spoilers.
All I want to know is, whether or not you have considered this.

IT’S OUR JOB TO LOOK AT EVERY OPTION.

Please let me know, sir.
In closing, I'd like to point out that being married doesn't mean that a superhero cn't be involved in a fun, sexy, and YOUNG romance - just look at those wonderfully entertaining newlyweds, Lois Lane and Clark Kent, being written by Jeph Loeb, the scribe behind Marvel's own Fantastic Four (one of my favorite Marvel titles).
Thanks for your time, and I hope you manage to spare some time to answer this knotty question.

SUPERMAN IS A DIFFERENT TYPE OF CHARACTER. KIDS LOOK AT SUPES, WHETEHR HE’S MARRIED OR NOT AS A FATHER FIGURE.
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Oh, and just for George "SaveSpidey" Berryman, I've included Quesada's comments on the possible dropping of "Stan Lee Presents", as follows:
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Why are you doing away with the "Stan Lee Presents..." on comics?

WHO SAID WE WERE DOING AWAY WITH IT? SOMETIMES WE FORGET TO PUT IT ON THE BOOKS, IT’S HAPPENED BEFORE.
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And, reiterating this reply:
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I heard a rumor that you were dropping the "Stan Lee Presents" from the books,is that true?

NOT TRUE.
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So, there stands the state of Spidey.
Anyone else get the feeling that Joe pretty much laid it all out on the line, as far as what he plans to do with the Spider-marriage?
I guess I'm wondering how he expects all of us "old readers" to react to Marvel essentially saying, "The past decade-plus of Spider-Man's history never happened, INCLUDING all of the Jenkins stories that we collected in TPB where Peter is recovering from Mary Jane's apparent death, even though those are supposedly 'jumping-on points' for new readers, so get over it!"
Maybe JMS will ultimately pull Joe's punk card, by forcing Joe to go along with it if JMS does eventually decide to restore the Spider-marriage (after all the noise Marvel has made about appeasing the wishes of their creators, imagine the bad press that would ensue if JMS walked away from AMS in a snit, and took all the rave reviews he'd received with him), but I can't help but think that Joe Q.'s comments bode ill for the fate of Spidey.
Your thoughts?
 
I copied and pasted that whole thing from comicboards.com.

Doesn't anyone else think Joe Q saying "Imagine we divorced Peter and MJ, and then just... never mention the word divorce ever again... IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!!!".

Isn't that incredibly disrespectful to long time readers (and many readers who have jumped on recently), to readers ideas of continuity? AND, a massive insult to the intelligence of readers?
 
IF PETER WOULD HAVE BEEN CHANGING DIAPERS WHEN I FIRST PICKED UP SPIDEY AS A KID, I WOULDN’T HAVE EVER PICKED IT UP AGAIN AND PROBABLY NEVER GOTTEN INTO COMICS.

Would've made the Clone Saga so worth it.

After reading this, you can pretty much bet they're going for a "mind wipe" sort of scenario. Because the only way they could "divorce" Pete and MJ and never have their marriage mentioned again would be for all the characters in the series lose their memories of the relationship. Thus they will potentially meet and date again in the future without any knowledge of their past relationship.

It's funny that so many people question and even argue against such an action, but JoeQ just moves forward with his unpopular plan to appeal to an imagined group of people who will "someday" be reading these comics and will possibly be unsatisfied by a married Spider-Man. He clearly just doesn't dig the marriage himself; I wouldn't be surprised if in reality that was his sole motivation for ending it.
 
Quesada: "IF SHE (MJ) DOES DIE IT WILL BE PERMANENT, TRUST ME."

Yeah, Joey, because you're going to be in charge of Marvel forever. :rolleyes:
 
Would've made the Clone Saga so worth it.

After reading this, you can pretty much bet they're going for a "mind wipe" sort of scenario. Because the only way they could "divorce" Pete and MJ and never have their marriage mentioned again would be for all the characters in the series lose their memories of the relationship. Thus they will potentially meet and date again in the future without any knowledge of their past relationship.

Yeah, and Loki owes Spider-Man a favour....
 
My worry is this...

I know for a fact that ending the marriage would be a very unpopular move. I know for a fact, that for at least a few hundred guys that read Spidey, maybe alot more, the marriage and MJ are actually integral to their enjoyment of current Spidey comics... but their addiction to comics would be too great to drop the books if Joe Q ended the marriage. That is my worry.

If Joe Q ended the marriage, there needs to be and should be an immediate reflection in sales to show him just how many people are pissed off about it.
 
Joe Q has no regard for continuity... or the fans for that matter... so basically...
The idiot in charge of the House of Stupid Ideas said:
Imagine we do some silly event this week, then we sweep it under the carpet and never mention it again... like the non-existent '90s saga... You know the one... where there were a gagillion spideys and... I forgot what happened... Anyway will anybody remember when I was in command; I had Gwen sleep with Norman and allowed Peter to have a magical origin... Plus I had him unmask WILLINGLY to the whole world... well you're not going to remember it because after this silly event you won't remember it...heh heh heh!!!
Now that's not cool at all...
 
He is so OBNOXIOUS....!

He thinks he can (from the sound of it) mindwipe MJ....so they are no longer married....."NEVER MENTION IT" again....have them DATE....

!!!!!

AND all of us DUMB spidey fans won't notice...UNLESS YOU MENTION IT???

A married couple....DATING.....TO MAKE PETE LOOK YOUNG...!!?!?!?

:cmad:

wow...illogical story idea for your writers!!!!:whatever:

thanks JQ for your brilliance. Why don't you STOP REPLYING to emails and questions...and set up a BOOK SIGNING..and instead of signing anything...JUST SLAP EVERY SPIDEY FAN IN THE FACE REALLY HARD!

i am so torked off after reading your stuff.
 
NO! Quesada, you fat ****, you do NOT get to use the Dallas scenario I've been sayin' around here! You do NOT! Not fer yer own twisted agenda! The Dallas scenario is to take away all the crap you do! Bastard!

Simple fact is this, THERE ARE NO NEW READERS. Comics are failin' to bring 'em in, and all these massive retcons and changes ain't gonna do it. We need to find a way to bring the new readers in then worry about the longevity of these characters...'cause without those readers there ain't no characters.
 
JoeQ is rating right up there with John Bryne at this point and just getting worse. He might as well be friends with Uwe Boll.
 
Maybe its time to high ups in Marvel will realize that improving comic sales is by making them more available and start up a pay download service, instead of trying to go back to the 80s.

I doubt when a kid will hear that Spider-Man isn't married anymore he'll go: "Finally I can buy that comic! My prayers have been answered!"

Once again it seems they are trying to shove square pegs into round holes.
 
Gotta love Marvel logic these days and to think Joe used to be good at this stuff until the whole Civil War nonsense.
 
I copied and pasted that whole thing from comicboards.com.

Doesn't anyone else think Joe Q saying "Imagine we divorced Peter and MJ, and then just... never mention the word divorce ever again... IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!!!".

Isn't that incredibly disrespectful to long time readers (and many readers who have jumped on recently), to readers ideas of continuity? AND, a massive insult to the intelligence of readers?

Thats the first thing that came to my mind. Seems like the only thing they really care about is getting NEW readers. I think they figure that old readers are gonna pick up the book no matter what and they have to focus on obtaining new readers by eliminating anything that steps him away from the persona created by the movies. And unfortunately, that's making things less creative and bland. It feels like he's a hypocrite about all these changes.

(and how would lil' Joe Q have liked the part about Spidey's main villan screwing his girlfriend in the past? Could he have identified with that?)
 
JQ's logic is so ABSURD that I can't belive he doesn't puke at his logic...

Whether he or Marvel DOESN"T EVER MENTION THE ABRUPT CHANGE(S) AGAIN OR NOT....

#1: Long term fans are still going to KNOW (for instance) that MJ IS "DATING HER HUSBAND". This will alienate most current fans who have a brain enough to figure out the junk science-crapola that goes with that kinda scenario.

#2. IF KIDS SAY "HEY MOM< CAN I BUY A SPIDEY COMIC NOW THAT HE ISN"T MARRIED?".......or if they pick it up accidently and say....i really associate with this single spidey-guy....and then they go out and start COLLECTING back issues (Which i am sure Marvel would logically want-it's good for business)....how THEN does the new spidey fan justify ("EVEN IF IT IS NOT MENTIONED"-ERGH!) the fact that all back issues he reads details this classic character(s) and their relationship thru the years.

#3. A mindwiped world, Pete, MJ, etc, (whomever)....means if Pete is dating ANYONE, including MJ...not only is dating your wife STUPID....dating ANYONE ELSE is ADULTRY!! (whether he "remembers" he is cheating on her or not, or she him vice versa)

I can see it now...New title launch...."The Spectacular Adultrous We-won't-mention-it Spider-Man."

It sounds like JQ is almost trying to tick off people and doesn't care...he is going to top any dumb stories in the past so the only dumb stuff we'll be talking about is the present.

Worse yet...this kind of "we won't mention it retcon"....is ONLY gonna lead to a new mother of retcons a year from now!!!

My advice...SCRAP YOUR PLANS NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!! ABORT! ABORT!!
 
Quesada can be annoying but one thing I admire the guy for is how easily he gets people around here riled up. It's like everytime the guy talks it's like he's taking a large stick and smacking a bees nest. Anyhoo...

The way he was talking it definitely sounds like MJ is gonna be joining Uncle Ben. Though there was a comment he made in there that interested me about their baby. If One More Day ends up being about Baby May I'll be the first to make a Joe Quesada is brilliant thread for swerving everyone. But I doubt that...that'd be too cool I suppose. :oldrazz:

I just want them to tell us who the creative teams are going to be who replace everyone after One More Day. And if I don't hear Dan Slott on one of those titles...I will join the revolution of compaining about you on the Internet...ON A DAILY BASIS! So put that in your pipe and smoke it. Q-BOY!
 
Sometimes I think we should wake up 'Dallas' style and think that Joe Q becoming EIC of Marvel was all a dream. :csad:
 
I doubt when a kid will hear that Spider-Man isn't married anymore he'll go: "Finally I can buy that comic! My prayers have been answered!"

LOL :UP:

"Hey, I'm going to buy some comics after school."
"Which ones?"
"The non-married ones, obviously."
 
Geez, Joe Q must have been sniffing his paints far too long. Either that or doing something else when he got his job as an editor.
 
Fire Joe Q!
Fire Joe Q!

He Is To Comics What Reality Shows Are To Tv!

SUCCESSFUL BUT STUPID!!!!
 
Well, if the marriage is over, I'll probably bow out after OMD. The marriage is actually why I started reading Spidey comics (and comics in general) when I was 12. I thought it was actually unique that a superhero would be married. It heightened his level of responsibility, IMO.

It would just feel icky to have Peter single again and likely dating women that aren't MJ. I also have a sinking feeling that if history gets changed (we don't know how early it gets changed) that somehow we'll see Gwen again, too. *sigh*
 
that somehow we'll see Gwen again, too. *sigh*

No way...dead is dead for some Marvel characters and Gwen Stacy is one of them, sans a few clones.....I refuse to believe that Marvel would drive the final stake into the heart of ASM 121-122
 
OK, um i dont get it. Doesn't Stan Lee, you know the guy who created spider-man and created marvel comics, have a say in this?? I mean Stan cant POSSIBLY want Spidey's marriage to end can he?? Or maybe Stan's so old that he just doesnt care anymore? Joe Q's comments absolutely sickened me to death. I swear to god i hope he's just lying to us...
 

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