Space Moose
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Feel free to post any cool ideas/plans/thoughts you have. Here is one of mine:
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I plan to set up a business in the future which will enable my customers to choose which kind of death they would like. They can choose from a crazy range of deaths including:
- Being raped by Nazis
- Jumping into a helicopter blade
- Being shot to smitherines by space pirates
- Swallowing a crocodile
- Having your head kicked off by Terry Wogan
- Eaten by Ninja-Zombies
Or the personal favourite:
- Standing up at a rollercoaster and having your faced smashed to bits all over your best friend/wife/grandmother/butler sitting next to you.
I predict i'll be richer than Rupert Murdoch in no time. Wanna' know why? Everyone needs death, like food, water and cotton socks.
Man, I rule...
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I plan to set up a business in the future which will enable my customers to choose which kind of death they would like. They can choose from a crazy range of deaths including:
- Being raped by Nazis
- Jumping into a helicopter blade
- Being shot to smitherines by space pirates
- Swallowing a crocodile
- Having your head kicked off by Terry Wogan
- Eaten by Ninja-Zombies
Or the personal favourite:
- Standing up at a rollercoaster and having your faced smashed to bits all over your best friend/wife/grandmother/butler sitting next to you.
I predict i'll be richer than Rupert Murdoch in no time. Wanna' know why? Everyone needs death, like food, water and cotton socks.
Man, I rule...