Thread of Awesomeness

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Feel free to post any cool ideas/plans/thoughts you have. Here is one of mine:
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I plan to set up a business in the future which will enable my customers to choose which kind of death they would like. They can choose from a crazy range of deaths including:

- Being raped by Nazis
- Jumping into a helicopter blade
- Being shot to smitherines by space pirates
- Swallowing a crocodile
- Having your head kicked off by Terry Wogan
- Eaten by Ninja-Zombies

Or the personal favourite:

- Standing up at a rollercoaster and having your faced smashed to bits all over your best friend/wife/grandmother/butler sitting next to you.

I predict i'll be richer than Rupert Murdoch in no time. Wanna' know why? Everyone needs death, like food, water and cotton socks.

Man, I rule...
 
Space Moose said:
Feel free to post any cool ideas/plans/thoughts you have. Here is one of mine:
.......................................................................................................

I plan to set up a business in the future which will enable my customers to choose which kind of death they would like. They can choose from a crazy range of deaths including:

- Being raped by Nazis
- Jumping into a helicopter blade
- Being shot to smitherines by space pirates
- Swallowing a crocodile
- Having your head kicked off by Terry Wogan
- Eaten by Ninja-Zombies

Or the personal favourite:

- Standing up at a rollercoaster and having your faced smashed to bits all over your best friend/wife/grandmother/butler sitting next to you.

I predict i'll be richer than Rupert Murdoch in no time. Wanna' know why? Everyone needs death, like food, water and cotton socks.

Man, I rule...

This has already been done word-for-word.
Are you ripping it off, or doing it again, and which is more embarrassing?
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
This has already been done word-for-word.
Are you ripping it off, or doing it again, and which is more embarrassing?
That's because I posted it in another thread and thought I would like to spread the goodness again.
 
Hmm... sounds like a semi-rip-off of Hostel.
 
Space Moose said:
That's because I posted it in another thread and thought I would like to spread the goodness again.
I think it's lame 'cause zombies aren't real.:down
 
Me and my brother are making a cartoon/comic/webtoon. But it's top secret. :ninja:
 
Gotendbz-2 said:
Me and my brother are making a cartoon/comic/webtoon. But it's top secret. :ninja:

Will it be about the wolfman's nards? :huh:

jag
 
Space Moose said:
- Having your head kicked off by Terry Wogan
you laugh but this happens more than you think:(

last year alone over 100% of people this happend to died:(

and between 2000 and 2004 there was a 100% increase in this type of death

spare a thought for the family....give for Children In Need...
 
I think Dew may be overpowered by the awesome awesomeness.

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Wilhelm-Scream said:
It would be awesome if zombies were real.
A little brain damge, a few drugs...we'll be in business
 
Im here, so we can get the thread going.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
I think it's lame 'cause zombies aren't real.:down
Nazi's aren't real either, remember? The holocaust was all fake.
 

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