Thread of Awesomeness

[Space Moose]

you laugh but this happens more than you think

last year alone over 100% of people this happend to died

and between 2000 and 2004 there was a 100% increase in this type of death

spare a thought for the family....give for Children In Need...

Damn you Terry Wogan!!!!!!

DAMN YOU!!!!

 

[blind_fury]

My idea is a black version of Hooters. I shall call it Blooters!

No one steal my awesome idea, k?

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Well....wouldn't it make more sense if it was called..


giant asses of fire!

 

[Tsunulia]

My idea is a black version of Hooters. I shall call it Blooters!

No one steal my awesome idea, k?

Then wouldn't that be Bloo?

 

[Space Moose]

My idea is a black version of Hooters. I shall call it Blooters!

No one steal my awesome idea, k?

Oooops... you're racist!

 

[Ronny Shade]

giant asses of fire!

I want one!

 

[Space Moose]

I want one!

You'll need 'Great Balls of Fire' first...

 

[Darthphere]

Goodness gracious!!!

 

[Space Moose]

Goodness gracious!!!

I smell political correctness...

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I think Dew may be overpowered by the awesome awesomeness.

 

[Batty for Bats!]

I organized and held a milk chug contest during band camp my senior year in highschool. Entrance fee was 5 bucks per person. Everyone had to supply their own gallon of WHOLE milk. Its more dense. There was a time limit, The person had to chug a gallon of milk in under 30 minutes, then keep it down for 30 minutes. The 30 minutes started after the gallon was fully drunk. If no one was able to keep it down, the person that finished drinking the gallon and held it the longest received the prize. The prize was everyone's entrance fee.


EVERYONE PUKED THEIR GUTS UP!!! I think I chugged like 3/4 of the gallon in under 5 minutes.. Threw up my lungs, intestines, stomach, and heart. The person that did win was a little 5 foot nothing girl named Taylor. She paced herself and kept it down.

There was 30 people that participated, so she got 145 dollars in profit. Man, that field stunk for about 2 weeks..

 

[blind_fury]

Quick, someone post a pic of Cartman as Awsome-O!

 

[Space Moose]

I organized and held a milk chug contest during band camp my senior year in highschool. Entrance fee was 5 bucks per person. Everyone had to supply their own gallon of WHOLE milk. Its more dense. There was a time limit, The person had to chug a gallon of milk in under 30 minutes, then keep it down for 30 minutes. The 30 minutes started after the gallon was fully drunk. If no one was able to keep it down, the person that finished drinking the gallon and held it the longest received the prize. The prize was everyone's entrance fee.


EVERYONE PUKED THEIR GUTS UP!!! I think I chugged like 3/4 of the gallon in under 5 minutes.. Threw up my lungs, intestines, stomach, and heart. The person that did win was a little 5 foot nothing girl named Taylor. She paced herself and kept it down.

There was 30 people that participated, so she got 145 dollars in profit. Man, that field stunk for about 2 weeks..

On the Awesomeness Scale of 1 to 10:

236

 

[Space Moose]

I shall bring life to this awesome thread!!!

 

[R0rschach]

http://www.homestarrunner.com/limo_coloringbook.html

This is so awesome that I wish I came up with it.

 

[Space Moose]

I have it. The funniest image EVER.

Spoiler

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I plan to adopt:

 

[Space Moose]

I plan to adopt:

You made Wit sad.....

You monster...

 

[R0rschach]

You made Wit sad.....

You monster...

That was his plan I take it.

AWESOMENESS ensues.

 

[Space Moose]

That was his plan I take it.

AWESOMENESS ensues.

Oh, I see...

Awesome!

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

You made Wit sad.....

You monster...

Wilt sucks.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

That was her plan I take it.

AWESOMENESS ensues.

And I Photoshopped Boba Fett into a few pictures in my high school yearbook.

They never found him until it went to print.

 

[Space Moose]

And I Photoshopped Boba Fett into a few pictures in my high school yearbook.

They never found him until it went to print.

Now THAT'S awesome!!!

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Heeeeeeey. Anyone wanna play Foster's? They have this cool little game there. Cheese is in it. The friend I made is a lamp.

 

[Jack Rabbit]

Now THAT'S awesome!!!

I gotta get a scan of my yearbook on here. It was amazing.

The teacher who did the yearbook with us thought it was hysterical, but my principal was livid. He told me that I was lucky I wasn't going to college, because he'd write a horrible recommendation or some ****.