Three large objects behind the moon (allegedly)

[Lunar_Wolf]

What if this alien race's mortal enemies are the formidable Grey Lips....

Then I say we team up with the Grey Lips.

 

[NickNitro]

If she's their queen I'm in like Flynn.

 

[Godzilla2000]

I hate to give some of you some disappointing news but if aliens really wanted to clear out the human race from this planet they would just let humanity do it for them.

If she's their queen I'm in like Flynn.

Chances are she'd end up looking like a hybrid of Devon Aoki and Tila Tequila.

 

[NickNitro]

I'm pretty sure disease would be the easiest way. One incurable contact virus would wipe us out in months. Ya know...if they're inpatient and don't want to wait 1000+ years.

 

[Godzilla2000]

How do you know the self extermination of mankind isn't a form of entertainment to them though? The ratings for Earth: The Reality Show must be quite high on Alpha Centauri.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I hate to give some of you some disappointing news but if aliens really wanted to clear out the human race from this planet they would just let humanity do it for them.

That'd take too long. Also, they would need a reason to want to wipe us out.

 

[NickNitro]

How do you know the self extermination of mankind isn't a form of entertainment to them though? The ratings for Earth: The Reality Show must be quite high on Alpha Centauri.

How do you know it is? It's soo easy to turn your questions on you when we talk about situations like this.

I just picture aliens getting cable from Earth because they hate their own planets shows. Like Zorg from Futurama.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

I wonder what the likelihood of any alien lifeform being humanoid in appearance is.

Like you said, stranger things have happened. There are solid arguments for either side: aliens looking like us is preposterous versus aliens looking like us is likely.

Use all the probability equations you want, but we just don't know either way. too many variables.

 

[NickNitro]

Imagine if it was some type of Prometheus story line. A superior humanoid species made us in their image, was disgraced by how we've evolved and left us to our own devices.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

If she's their queen I'm in like Flynn.

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[Pink Ranger]

Damn it....they didn't give me enough time to finish my Earth studies....I told them to wait 700 years before returning.

Seriously, how long do you need to come up with "Mostly Harmless"?

 

[KevanG]

But there's plenty of large objects behind the moon. Planets and such. Why is this news?

 

[enterthemadness]

I wonder what the likelihood of any alien lifeform being humanoid in appearance is.

6.66% I'm sorry, I had to be the one to type that.

I honestly don't know.

 

[wonderwoman5757]

the sources for this info are so amazing. how could you not believe this story?

 

[KevanG]

You're right. It's aliens. Time to start one of those "OMG its the end of the wurld!" riots.

I'll get the glowsticks.

 

[NickNitro]

Where are we meeting? Denny's?

 

[KevanG]

I'd say Blockbuster but that's gone. Denny's might work.

 

[Airwings]

I wouldn't have anything against being taken to their home world and never to return (if I was to be treated like one of them).

But on the other hand, I have still so much to do here, so much to explore, to learn.
And I would miss my friends and relatives.

 

[NickNitro]

I'm sure everyone here wouldn't mind traveling the universe with aliens.

 

[zeroapoc]

I dunno. How much of a letdown would it be if the universe was really boring?

 

[NickNitro]

What if the aliens were just big jerks. Liked to party late, never washed their dishes, always left the seat up.

 

[zeroapoc]

I always leave the seat up myself. So no problem there.

 

[KevanG]

There's a pretty good chance it's just empty space with the occasional inhabitable planet with maybe an ecosystem on every thousandth one of those and every billionth is an intelligence.

 

[cherokeesam]

But there's plenty of large objects behind the moon. Planets and such. Why is this news?

Yeah, but an orbital Jack In The Box, with a drive-thru that stays open til 2 AM every night....? I think that's news.

 

[Airwings]

I'm sure everyone here wouldn't mind traveling the universe with aliens.

Everyone here at SHH, that is.
Other people rather want to stay. There are even those who hate watching space adventure films. Boring types, really.

As soon as I've done all the things I wanna do, I'm ready to leave. Let's just hope I don't get new plans.