Darthphere
Kneel before 'Drox!
- Joined
- Jul 19, 2003
- Messages
- 83,612
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Back on a cold, wet July morning, the sky was dark. A swarm of locusts had engulfed the community forum and the hype elite were nowhere to be found. The JLA as they would be known lost in the darkness of the Batman forums were unable to stop the onslaught of Jonty's Nephew. From the darkness came one fake Asian boy, the salvation of the internet. Ronny Shade battled alone against Jonty's nephew and the almighty Warlord. Ronny seconds from defeat was joined by two. Mee, who had just finished a great Superman piece with enough cock to make Brandon Routh cry, and Darthphere. Who had taken time out from arguing about whether or not Superman could beat Goku came to his aid. Together, they battled Jonty's Nephew and defeated him with an unstoppable attack of wit, humor, and random Chow Yun Fat references. Warlord, seeing that the battle was lost, got himself banned. The Community forum was once again free of the opression. Terry posted a stupid news article, and a new lounge was formed. To the South, Kainedamo recounted his latest rejection by the hands of Vicki, and to the east, Wilhelm fought some Christians. The JLA, tired from their battle of the batsuit being "teh puffy", realized that they alone could not protect the community forum and the hype as one. They offered the 3, Ronny Shade, Mee and Darthphere membership into their elite group as secondary members. With the promise of one day being able to join them in the JLA. From this moment on, the Teen Titans ruled over the community forum and brought peace and balance to the Hype. That is until a new threat rose from the primordial ooze. A being so pathetic, Ronny Shade was lost. Ghostrider87 had come, and with him, a new age of darkness.....
So yes, where the **** are you guys?
So yes, where the **** are you guys?
- Where indeed.
