The New Teen Titans: Now Accepting Applicants

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57 years ago, Jag and Erzengel descended from the heavens and delighted us with their presence. They were the best, elite. But they were also kind. Out of many, they chose three to follow them into the beyond. Mee, witty and nimble. Ronny Shade, fake Asian and creative. And I, Darthphere, a mere child with such low self esteem, he acts like an ******* to everyone. We were the Teen Titans. Now, many moons have passed and we have risen to the level of Elite posters. And as our fathers did before us, we must choose the new generation.

TEEN TITANS 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO


Are you ready to be elite? Are you ready to take your posting to a whole new level? Of course not. We will train you, groom you, teach you the ways. Only then, will you become a Teen Titan. Only 3 are chosen (More available spots upon request/appropriate bribes). Post here, give us a quick summary on why you should be selected. The battle will be fierce, challenges may be offered and by challenges I mean humiliating and degrading pranks. Are you strong enough to endure?
 
I like how Darth never consults us about this stuff. :mad:
 
Also, the new line-up should be called the Outsiders, with a roster of-

GhostRider87
Untilted/Merk
Leaguer


Just cause.
 
57 years ago, Jag and Erzengel descended from the heavens and delighted us with their presence. They were the best, elite. But they were also kind. Out of many, they chose three to follow them into the beyond. Mee, witty and nimble. Ronny Shade, fake Asian and creative. And I, Darthphere, a mere child with such low self esteem, he acts like an ******* to everyone. We were the Teen Titans. Now, many moons have passed and we have risen to the level of Elite posters. And as our fathers did before us, we must choose the new generation.

TEEN TITANS 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO


Are you ready to be elite? Are you ready to take your posting to a whole new level? Of course not. We will train you, groom you, teach you the ways. Only then, will you become a Teen Titan. Only 3 are chosen (More available spots upon request/appropriate bribes). Post here, give us a quick summary on why you should be selected. The battle will be fierce, challenges may be offered and by challenges I mean humiliating and degrading pranks. Are you strong enough to endure?

I dont get it? You want to groom us? In the UK that can mean something very wrong.
 
Then you were not destined to be a Teen Titan.
 
Fair enough. But why the word 'always'?


Sorry it's seldom i get to correct grammar its usually mine corrected by others.
 
enlist me becuase i am smart and intellegent. i have some interesting perspectives on life. and- the clincher- with training i know i will be able too spam up the boards w/o even a notafaction. now THATS elite.
 
Alright, I'll throw in my hat. I've been here a long time and I figure it's about time I officially belong to something. I'm one of Darthphere's Disciple's and I make no qualms about the over regulation with the moderation here, except with Corp, cause he's one of the Comics Boards' regulars. So, yeah, consider this my resume.
 
enlist me becuase i am smart and intellegent. i have some interesting perspectives on life. and- the clincher- with training i know i will be able too spam up the boards w/o even a notafaction. now THATS elite.
^--- Hahahahahahahaha.
 
Plus, if I get in, we can make WompNation a titans' tower of sorts.
 
enlist me becuase i am smart and intellegent. i have some interesting perspectives on life. and- the clincher- with training i know i will be able too spam up the boards w/o even a notafaction. now THATS elite.

You want to be liked so much it hurt's. Am i right?

Bless your cotton socks.
 
well....i just joined darths disciples.
 
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