to all the hype woman here, have you ever faked an orgasm and to the guys ever....?

[Erzengel]

No need to be smug, the picture looks out of my era.

That's not me being smug.

 

[Daisy]

That was disturbingly on-topic

That happens occassionally.

 

[Super_Child]

That's not me being smug.

Then I take it back

 

[Ronny Shade]

That happens occassionally.

Usually I just give up if a thread is past 6 or so pages before I get to it.

I'm sure I miss a lot of hilarious stuff that way.

 

[Spider-Who?]

or better yet , to quote Chris Rock have you ever spoke dirty to your lady in bed but went too far and called her a ****.

ha! my girlfriend LOVES being called a **** in bed.

However, its a bad idea to call her that when we're making love, but when we're doing the dirty for dirty's sake, its all good.

 

[TEDDY]

The other day, in that "Are you going to heaven or hell?" thread someone posted a picture of Jesus giving a great big ferocious bear a hug.

It was awesome.

See, Jesus loves the TEDDIES!



SUCK IT COLBERT!!!

 

[Indiglo]

There's a pretty fine line between doing the dirty and making love.

Candles...

 

[JLBats]

See, Jesus loves the TEDDIES!



SUCK IT COLBERT!!!

Did I actually make that typo? I meant to say Jesus was giving someone a bearhug, not physically hugging a bear

 

[Movies205]

> : <

 

[jaguarr]

There's a pretty fine line between doing the dirty and making love.

Candles...

Hot wax can be FUNNNNNNN!

jag

 

[ookami]

Hot wax can be FUNNNNNNN!

jag

hot wax, chocolate, whip cream, candy...it's all good, ahh the adventurous sex life...gotta love it

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Its especially fun when knifes and nails are involved

 

[JLBats]

Its especially fun when knifes and nails are involved

Holy f***, you're sadistic.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

har har har

 

[Super_Child]

Its especially fun when knifes and nails are involved

I don't know weather to get excited or call the cops

 

[tzarinna]

Sometimes I do












Now this thread will die

 

[jaguarr]

Sometimes I do












Now this thread will die

Why would you fake it? Go get what's yours, girl! Make him work for it! Unless you tell me that you fake it when *********ing and then I'll just be really sad for you.

jag

 

[tzarinna]

I haven't faked too much lately,now that I'm older

I have no problems taking what I have coming

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I've never gotten the impression that the girl was faking an orgasm. I imagine that'd be pretty embarassing.

 

[terry78]

^They're good when it comes to deceit, didn't your daddy teach you that?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Fun fact, a girl hasn't actually cummed unless their toes curl

 

[JLBats]

Fun fact, a girl hasn't actaully cummed unless their toes curl

Actually, they get this orgasmic flush. You can also tell by the colour of the, ugh...

Lips.

 

[terry78]

Basically the vagina expands and contracts, like it's pulsing. Yes, I know this stuff.

 

[JLBats]

Basically the vagina expands and contracts, like it's pulsing. Yes, I know this stuff.

And then the guys says "Gerroff me, *****! I don't NEED YOU ANYMORE!"

 

[The Last Meatbag]

......Donkey Punching

Guys who do that to their women should be knocked out