to all the hype woman here, have you ever faked an orgasm and to the guys ever....?

[jaguarr]

Is it just me or is the sexual tension in this thread so palpable you could cut it with a knife??

Sooo....you're saying you want to do a cutting scene, then, Mr. Bloodsports?

jag

 

[JLBats]

I have no competition.

Wilhelm is an ice statue made entirely of Jesus saliva.

 

[Superman79]

Sooo....you're saying you want to do a cutting scene, then, Mr. Bloodsports?

jag

HAHAhahahuh??

Not really, I'm more about sex teh good old-fashioned way...lots of positions and the occasional use of peanut butter and chocolate syrup.

 

[Erzengel]

Thats cool and I think you are right, I don't go for that scene entirely.




PS ~ More people are viewing this thread than they are viewing Superman Returns Daisy should have been Lois.

When any female talks about anything sexual around here, it's like dropping chum in the water.

 

[jaguarr]

Wilhelm is an ice statue made entirely of Jesus saliva.

I'm gonna melt him down and make myself some Jesus Lemonade. It's friggin' HOT, today!

jag

 

[jaguarr]

HAHAhahahuh??

Not really, I'm more about sex teh good old-fashioned way...lots of positions and the occasional use of peanut butter and chocolate syrup.

Then don't bring the word "knife" into this thread, mister!

jag

 

[JLBats]

I'm gonna melt him down and make myself some Jesus Lemonade. It's friggin' HOT, today!

jag

When life gives you Jesus, make Jesusade?

 

[Superman79]

Then don't bring the word "knife" into this thread, mister!

jag

sorry

from now on only harmless foodstuffs that are fun too lick off of a lady

 

[Erzengel]

HAHAhahahuh??

Not really, I'm more about sex teh good old-fashioned way...lots of positions

You mean TOP AND BOTTOM?

 

[jaguarr]

When life gives you Jesus, make Jesusade?

Absolutely. And have you tried the Jesus Meringue Pie? Delish!

jag

 

[Danalys]

I have no competition.

then why compete? don't like to be challenged.

 

[JLBats]

Absolutely. And have you tried the Jesus Meringue Pie? Delish!

jag

I like to squeeze some of Jesus's juices out onto my fish. Gives them that extra Holy flavour.

 

[Superman79]

You mean TOP AND BOTTOM?

AND to the side...duh

 

[jaguarr]

I like to squeeze some of Jesus's juices out onto my fish. Gives them that extra Holy flavour.

Oh, yeah. We did that last night with the tilapia we had for dinner. Jesus is an excellent condiment!

jag

 

[Erzengel]

AND to the side...duh

That's crazy talk. Everyone knows there's only 2 positions.

 

[Superman79]

That's crazy talk. Everyone knows there's only 2 positions.

That's what Old-Man Steinbrenner would lead you to believe...

 

[JLBats]

Oh, yeah. We did that last night with the tilapia we had for dinner. Jesus is an excellent condiment!

jag

The other day, in that "Are you going to heaven or hell?" thread someone posted a picture of Jesus giving a great big ferocious bear hug.

It was awesome.

 

[Daisy]

Could you re-enact it using action figures?

I'm sorry... this is the best I could do.

 

[Daisy]

That's crazy talk. Everyone knows there's only 2 positions.

Really?

But... but...


I think I've been bad.

 

[Erzengel]

I pictured your back to look more feminine.

 

[Daisy]

Thats cool and I think you are right, I don't go for that scene entirely.




PS ~ More people are viewing this thread than they are viewing Superman Returns Daisy should have been Lois.

Yeah, the number of voyeurs on this site is pretty sad really.

 

[Daisy]

I pictured your back to look more feminine.

It does.

I just draw lousy... especially in marble.

It looks something like this, but in color... and without the F-Holes (well at least not in that position).

 

[jaguarr]

All hail the mighty F-Holes!!!!!!

jag

 

[Daisy]

I love that picture. I've always wanted to 'reproduce' it in real life.

 

[Erzengel]

I got the camera if you got the dimly lighted alley.