to all the hype woman here, have you ever faked an orgasm and to the guys ever....?

[The Last Meatbag]

You don't exactly sound like a disciplinarian there, Meatbag

SHUT UP YOU

 

[Erzengel]

That pelvic thrust is too extreme. She looks like she's riding an invisible camel down a steep mountain slope.

Fine. Geez.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Ah, air-f***ing Stormtrooper, I've missed you. We've all missed you.

 

[jaguarr]

That pelvic thrust is too extreme. She looks like she's riding an invisible camel down a steep mountain slope.

And therein lies its awesomeness!

jag

 

[Super_Child]

Daisy you need to sit him down, and talk about it because you wont get anywhere otherwise. Communication is the key to success in the bedroom.

And as to the thread question. Yes I have. At the start of my relationship the sex wasn't that great, because we kept doing the same thing over and over again. But when trying new things the excitment escalates. We only tried new things because we Talked.

 

[Danalys]

some people are scared of talking. instead you lead them like you are dancing.

 

[Won '08]

ah...ah god...lmao....

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

some people are scared of talking. instead you lead them like you are dancing.

I swear you'd've been the greatest adult/contemporary-FM radio pop lyricist of the 80's!

 

[Erzengel]

Daisy you need to sit him down, and talk about it because you wont get anywhere otherwise. Communication is the key to success in the bedroom.

And as to the thread question. Yes I have. At the start of my relationship the sex wasn't that great, because we kept doing the same thing over and over again. But when trying new things the excitment escalates. We only tried new things because we Talked.

Don't ruin it by talking.

 

[Ronny Shade]

some people are scared of talking. instead you lead them like you are dancing.

Dancing with other people is just a hinderance

 

[Danalys]

I swear you'd've been the greatest adult/contemporary-FM radio pop lyricist of the 80's!

that's just because i have to play devil's adovocate to the filthiness that normally arises here. just to keep things balenced.

 

[Danalys]

Dancing with other people is just a hinderance

so you're more into dancing on your own then.

 

[Super_Child]

Don't ruin it by talking.

Whatever, shes trying to urge him to do the things that please her at the right moments. That wont work for every guy, they are not all that smart.

 

[Ronny Shade]

so you're more into dancing on your own then.

yes

 

[Danalys]

dancing's like sex to some.

 

[Ronny Shade]

I also only have sex with myself

 

[Erzengel]

Whatever, shes trying to urge him to do the things that please her at the right moments. That wont work for every guy, they are not all that smart.

I usually shove a sock in there so it's emphasized.

 

[Danalys]

I also only have sex with myself

start with dirty talk and move up to dancing.

 

[Won '08]

Whatever, shes trying to urge him to do the things that please her at the right moments. That wont work for every guy, they are not all that smart.

Ah! AHAHAH!!! This is getting more and more hilarious as it continues! must this be so funny!?!?! must it!?!?!? LMAO!

 

[Ronny Shade]

start with dirty talk and move up to dancing.

wait, when did this become an advice column?

 

[Daisy]

so you're more into dancing on your own then.

He's really Billy Idol.

 

[Danalys]

my life is an advice column.

 

[Erzengel]

start with dirty talk and move up to dancing.

"I like to put my penis in your vagina." Oooh that's hot. You should say that.

 

[Danalys]

He's really Billy Idol.

not getting the connection this time. can't remember what idol is known for most.

 

[Danalys]

"I like to put my penis in your vagina." Oooh that's hot. You should say that.

that's just to blatant. doesn't leave a opertunity for a good comeback either as far as i can tell. dirty talk should be a two way thing at times. it's a tease. all of courting is a tease. then you get to the strip tease eventually.