The Dark Knight Top quotes from movie ushers come July 18th

Of course, inevitable : "Hey, wasn't Joker dead in the first one?"

 

'I thought Joker was played by Jack Nicholson.'

Or

'I prefered Superman.'

 

"Where's Robin?"

 

"It's down this hall, last theater on your left. Enjoy the show."

 

LMAO, So original.

 

"Is there a clown convention in town?"

 

'Why so serious?'

If an usher says that to me i'd freak out.

 

"Batman was better when he danced"

 

Lollerskates.

Lollerpalooza.

lol lol lol.

t: t: t:

 

"why are there so many clowns. that doesnt even look like the joker."

 

'I thought Joker was perma-white?'

 

"Hey there seems to be a connection between dressing up for this movie and not having a g/f with you."

 

"Why dont they throw away their trash."

 

Nice thread. There'll be definitly a lot of idiotic comments and quotes from some of idiot movie goers but hopefully, there will be a lot of "Why So Serious"s

 

American parents :
"Heath Ledger was miscast, I don't like his Joker, too dirty and scary"
"What toys can we do with THIS???"

gives me shudders...

 

"is this a remake?!"

 

ushers arent dumbasses

 

It's a Joke.....

 

Wait... you guys have ushers in your movie theaters?

 

lmaot:

 

"Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Batman!"

 

batman dies in the end.....................just kidding!