The Dark Knight Top quotes from movie ushers come July 18th

[Stotch]

Stupid/could-be-funny thread on what you guys think movie ushers will say about audiences come July 18th:


"Why the hell are they wearing those weird socks?"

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

Of course, inevitable : "Hey, wasn't Joker dead in the first one?"

 

[RobC]

'I thought Joker was played by Jack Nicholson.'

Or

'I prefered Superman.'

 

[elgato]

"Where's Robin?"

 

[Boom]

"It's down this hall, last theater on your left. Enjoy the show."

 

[COMPO]

LMAO, So original.

 

[Riven]

"Is there a clown convention in town?"

 

[RobC]

'Why so serious?'

If an usher says that to me i'd freak out.

 

[Doctor Baywatch]

"Batman was better when he danced"

 

[RobC]

"Batman was better when he danced"

Lollerskates.

Lollerpalooza.

lol lol lol.

t: t: t:

 

[thejestergod6]

"why are there so many clowns. that doesnt even look like the joker."

 

[RobC]

'I thought Joker was perma-white?'

 

[DeaDheaD]

"Hey there seems to be a connection between dressing up for this movie and not having a g/f with you."

 

[chosen1]

"Why dont they throw away their trash."

 

[RED_Rider]

Nice thread. There'll be definitly a lot of idiotic comments and quotes from some of idiot movie goers but hopefully, there will be a lot of "Why So Serious"s

 

[Mr.E.Nygma]

American parents :
"Heath Ledger was miscast, I don't like his Joker, too dirty and scary"
"What toys can we do with THIS???"

gives me shudders...

 

[Stotch]

"Hey there seems to be a connection between dressing up for this movie and not having a g/f with you."

BAAHAHA! *cranberry juice shoots out nose*

Awe

 

[Punk&ComicBooks]

"is this a remake?!"

 

[hellfire]

Of course, inevitable : "Hey, wasn't Joker dead in the first one?"

ushers arent dumbasses

 

[SalaciousVC]

ushers arent dumbasses

It's a Joke.....

 

[SuperFerret]

Wait... you guys have ushers in your movie theaters?

 

[William_C]

"is this a remake?!"

"It's down this hall, last theater on your left. Enjoy the show."

lmaot:

 

[Stotch]

Wait... you guys have ushers in your movie theaters?

Yup. And they're hot. Souless and evil, but hot.

 

[Milu]

"Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Batman!"

 

[fu manchu]

batman dies in the end.....................just kidding!