The Dark Knight Top quotes from movie ushers come July 18th

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Stupid/could-be-funny thread on what you guys think movie ushers will say about audiences come July 18th:


"Why the hell are they wearing those weird socks?"
 
Of course, inevitable : "Hey, wasn't Joker dead in the first one?"
 
'I thought Joker was played by Jack Nicholson.'

Or

'I prefered Superman.'
 
"It's down this hall, last theater on your left. Enjoy the show."
 
"Is there a clown convention in town?"
 
'Why so serious?'

If an usher says that to me i'd freak out.
 
'I thought Joker was perma-white?'
 
"Hey there seems to be a connection between dressing up for this movie and not having a g/f with you."
 
Nice thread. There'll be definitly a lot of idiotic comments and quotes from some of idiot movie goers but hopefully, there will be a lot of "Why So Serious"s :)
 
American parents :
"Heath Ledger was miscast, I don't like his Joker, too dirty and scary"
"What toys can we do with THIS???"

gives me shudders...
 
"Hey there seems to be a connection between dressing up for this movie and not having a g/f with you."

BAAHAHA! *cranberry juice shoots out nose*

Awe :csad:
 
Wait... you guys have ushers in your movie theaters?
 
"Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Batman!"
 
batman dies in the end.....................just kidding!
 

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