Top quotes from movie ushers come July 18th

Discussion in 'The Dark Knight' started by Stotch, Dec 16, 2007.

  1. Stotch the sequel!

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    Stupid/could-be-funny thread on what you guys think movie ushers will say about audiences come July 18th:


    "Why the hell are they wearing those weird socks?"
     
  2. Mr.E.Nygma Registered

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    Of course, inevitable : "Hey, wasn't Joker dead in the first one?"
     
  3. RobC Registered

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    'I thought Joker was played by Jack Nicholson.'

    Or

    'I prefered Superman.'
     
  4. elgato There's a storm coming.

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    "Where's Robin?"
     
  5. Boom I got nothin'

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    "It's down this hall, last theater on your left. Enjoy the show."
     
  6. COMPO Registered

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    LMAO, So original.
     
  7. Riven Registered

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    "Is there a clown convention in town?"
     
  8. RobC Registered

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    'Why so serious?'

    If an usher says that to me i'd freak out.
     
  9. Doctor Baywatch Registered

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    "Batman was better when he danced" :oldrazz:
     
  10. RobC Registered

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    Lollerskates.

    Lollerpalooza.

    lol lol lol.

    :woot: :woot: :woot:
     
  11. thejestergod6 One Hungry Ronin

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    "why are there so many clowns. that doesnt even look like the joker."
     
  12. RobC Registered

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    'I thought Joker was perma-white?'
     
  13. DeaDheaD XBOXLIVEGT= DeaDheaDSL84

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    "Hey there seems to be a connection between dressing up for this movie and not having a g/f with you."
     
  14. chosen1 Registered

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    "Why dont they throw away their trash."
     
  15. RED_Rider Soul Reaver

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    Nice thread. There'll be definitly a lot of idiotic comments and quotes from some of idiot movie goers but hopefully, there will be a lot of "Why So Serious"s :)
     
  16. Mr.E.Nygma Registered

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    American parents :
    "Heath Ledger was miscast, I don't like his Joker, too dirty and scary"
    "What toys can we do with THIS???"

    gives me shudders...
     
  17. Stotch the sequel!

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    BAAHAHA! *cranberry juice shoots out nose*

    Awe :csad:
     
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    "is this a remake?!"
     
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    ushers arent dumbasses
     
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    It's a Joke.....
     
  21. SuperFerret King of the Urban Jungle

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    Wait... you guys have ushers in your movie theaters?
     
  22. William_C StylelessKnave

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    lmao:woot:
     
  23. Stotch the sequel!

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    Yup. And they're hot. Souless and evil, but hot.
     
  24. Milu Batterson J. Manford III

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    "Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Batman!"
     
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    batman dies in the end.....................just kidding!
     

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