Revenge of the Fallen Transformers: ROTF User Review Thread

[Colossal Spoons]

I forgot to mention "Give me your face". That line confused the **** out of me.

I thought it was badass at first, but then it seemed like a villainous thing to say.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I said it approached something like joy.

It came close to approximating something that was entertaining, but was overwhelmed by two and a half hours of pure garbage.

 

[S.A.A.D.]

Why? I explained in detail that there was virtually nothing good about the movie aside from a single moment. I articulated no positive feelings about the film. Why in God's name would I give it anything more than a 0 if I spent several paragraphs explaining how I thought the film was worthless? OK, since you apparently know more about what my review says than I do, what do you think I should have given it based on the content of my review?

Personally,I think you posting that bloated review with a 0/10 is the most trollish thing that I have ever seen,fan of the Transformers brand or not,I don't care.

 

[Godman]

I finally managed to get past my blinding rage and crushing despair and was able to write a full review. Enjoy.

I agree with 90% of ur review but can argue some even though the movie was not good to me, due to a logical stand point on debating.

Optimus in the woods is the best moment from both the first and second. Hell ANY scene optimus was in was pretty much it. Bumble Bee had his moments, but that crying ******** was atrocious. my home girl even asked if the cartoon ever had them doing human **** like getting OLD, CRYING, SPITTING BLOOD, and FARTING etc. stupid crap

 

[Sarge 2.0]

I thought it was badass at first, but then it seemed like a villainous thing to say.

It kind of weirded me out. It just didn't seem like something Optimus would say.

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Personally,I think you posting that bloated review with a 0/10 is the most trollish thing that I have ever seen,fan of the Transformers brand or not,I don't care.

Yes, posting my honest opinion in the form of a review in the Tranformers review thread is trolling.

 

[roach]

the blackbird wouldnt be able to hold Sam, Mikalia, the twins and Bumblebee

 

[roach]

I agree with 90% of ur review but can argue some even though the movie was not good to me, due to a logical stand point on debating.

Optimus in the woods is the best moment from both the first and second. Hell ANY scene optimus was in was pretty much it. Bumble Bee had his moments, but that crying ******** was atrocious. my home girl even asked if the cartoon ever had them doing human **** like getting OLD, CRYING, SPITTING BLOOD, and FARTING etc. stupid crap

they did get old...Cup is an old robot

 

[S.A.A.D.]

I said it approached something like joy.

It came close to approximating something that was entertaining, but was overwhelmed by two and a half hours of pure garbage.

Ok,so even before the movie ended it was garbage to you and yet,you sat through the entire movie. I'm confused how you can present yourself with wit but be so easily confused upon hearing a piece of dialog from Prime saying to the Fallen "Give me your face!". No wait I am not confused but I just find it funny in the tongue in cheek sort of way,and interesting too.

 

[BlackLantern]

It kind of weirded me out. It just didn't seem like something Optimus would say.

it did to me...it's a war and Optimus has been at it for a long time...the Decepticons will not stop and Optimus wants to make sure they all know that the Autobots are not to be ****ed with

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Ok,so even before the movie ended it was garbage to you and yet,you sat through the entire movie. I'm confused how you can present yourself with wit but be so easily confused upon hearing a piece of dialog from Prime saying to the Fallen "Give me your face!". No wait I am not confused but I just find it funny in the tongue in cheek sort of way,and interesting too.

I sat through it because I wouldn't be able to write a credible review if I didn't. I never, ever leave a film no matter how bad. And when I said I was "confused" by the line I meant that it was out of character for Optimus and therefore felt out of place. Good try though, champ. You'll get 'em next time.

 

[BlackLantern]

Ive only walked out on 2 films ever....Most Wanted starring Keenan Ivory Wayans and Monkeybone

 

[Nathan]

Even in war Optimus shouldn't go around shouting "Give me your face!" and then pulling it off for real. Of course he will do what is necessary to defend and protect earth, but that doesn't mean he'll go into blood thirsty berserker mode.

 

[BlackLantern]

Even in war Optimus shouldn't go around shouting "Give me your face!" and then pulling it off for real. Of course he will do what is necessary to defend and protect earth, but that doesn't mean he'll go into blood thirsty berserker mode.

why not??

 

[Sarge 2.0]

Ive only walked out on 2 films ever....Most Wanted starring Keenan Ivory Wayans and Monkeybone

I strongly, strongly considered walking out of Transformers 2. But I felt that it wouldn't be fair if I did. You should definitely be glad you walked out on Monkeybone, that movie was...not fun to say the least.

 

[SsM]

I've never walked out on anything. I even sat through "One missed call"

 

[MadVillainy]

I walked out of Punisher WarZone

 

[Mr. Earle]

You don't like how afraid Starscream was? Then I guess you don't like Starscream. Because once again, Starscream is at heart, a coward. Megatron is one of the cruelest, most powerful Transformers ever. Why wouldn't Starscream be scared of him then, since he is A, a coward, and B, at Megatron's mercy?

Alright, dont get mad! What i meant is that he is cocky as long as things are cool but when Megs brings the heat on him he is gone. In G1 at least (and his pterodactyl analogue in Beast wars) would often challenge Megatron, make mocking remarks about his failures, etc. Then Megatron would get mad and SS would be all "i didnt mean it". But in this it was just SS holding his breath every time Megatron was near him. He never uttered a word that would offend him. G1 Megatron wouldnt beat the **** out of SS if Sam got away. He would probably embarass him in front of the other decepticons. I hope you see my point.
Again, the first beating was justified, i am talking about the rest.

 

[Nathan]

why not??

Because he wouldn't be better than any Decepticon. Killing your opponent is sometimes a necessary evil, but he doesn't cause unnecessary pain when it's not required. He's a soldier, not freaking Conan the barbarian.

 

[Mr. Earle]

Even in war Optimus shouldn't go around shouting "Give me your face!" and then pulling it off for real. Of course he will do what is necessary to defend and protect earth, but that doesn't mean he'll go into blood thirsty berserker mode.

I agree Nathan, i hated that moment too. Especially that after he does it, the Fallen is reduced to a bare skeleton trying to escape and Prime grabs him and punches through him. It was cruel beyond words. It was exactly the way the bad guys kill in thousands of movies. I couldnt believe Prime was doing it.

why not??

Because he is not Megatron...

 

[Pablo Parker]

Talking about walking out of the movie... The best part of Transformers 2 to me was going to the bathroom.

 

[roach]

have we not already established that these are different characters from the Cartoon

 

[BlackLantern]

Because he wouldn't be better than any Decepticon. Killing your opponent is sometimes a necessary evil, but he doesn't cause unnecessary pain when it's not required. He's a soldier, not freaking Conan the barbarian.

well I didn't see a Decepticon jail anywhere around....the way Ive seen it (since the first film) is that the Autobots have been pushed to the point of "kill or be killed"....Optimus, when fighting, seems to become a whirlwind of death and kick ass

 

[Nathan]

I'm not arguing that he shouldn't have killed the Fallen. Just that the face skinning wasn't required. It was unnecessary cruel. That's something Megatron would do. Heck, in the G1 Movie he even shouted stuff like "I'll rip out your optics!"

 

[roach]

well I didn't see a Decepticon jail anywhere around....the way Ive seen it (since the first film) is that the Autobots have been pushed to the point of "kill or be killed"....Optimus, when fighting, seems to become a whirlwind of death and kick ass

or maybe Optimus should have let him go with a stern talking to