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Final Chapter
Tza could feel herself slipping out of consciousness, she used her last gasp of energy to dig her nails into NDX's face as hard as she could, once in she pulled.
NDX: ".......DAMN!......."
As he reared back Tza sucked in some air and something sailed past her and hit NDX in the face, as he looked down he realised it was a severed penis.
Mister J: " Wang or not, The J man is still all warrior "
NDX cleared the blood from his eyes to see Mister J standing there, his socks pushed into his groin to stop the blood flowing out and an adrenalin needle sticking out of his chest.
NDX tried to shift is large weight to his feet but Mister J charged and dove legs first at him, landing with one over each shoulder.
Mister J: " Choke on bloody crotch tubbo!! "
NDX grabbed J's legs and forced him into a bone crunching split, J's knee caps shot out.
Mister J: " Good god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't believe the pain from earlier is being topped! "
NDX pushed J's split carcass away and wiped the blood from his face, This had given Tza enough time to regain her senses and she thrust her legs at NDX's head, her heels went straight through his eyes.
NDX: ".......DAMN!......"
NDX grabbed for his face, Tza kipped up and picked up the sword from the floor, she drew back and sliced NDX's head in half. She went across to the computer.........
Back in Harlem the chopper had dropped Badgerphil off on the roof of a shop and continued to circle the survivors.
Cmill fired up some Uzi shots from FA' s that he'd picked up, meanwhile SML and the limp armed MJK entered a shop.
SML: " A mountaineering shop in Harlem ? "
MJK: " Who'da thunk it ? "
Cmill crashed in through the window with Fran.
Cmill: " Jolie RUN!! "
Jolie headed for the shop, she was out of range for a shot from WT but TIF swooped the chopper in low and gave chase, just as she was nearly there the chopper caught up and cut her to shreds with the blades, parts flew everywhere, a left ear landed in Cmill's lap. He sat looking at it and sobbing.
Cmill: " Sweet Jolie, my right hand woman, the best computer...errr...thingy person i ever worked with, your sweet face and great hygiene shall be missed around the precinct, i only wish *Sob*...*Sniff*... I'd gotten a chance to boff you on my desk after hours........Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! "
He sat clinging to her severed ear, crying.
SML: " *Cough* Ahem, that is actually an ear from one one FA's men "
Cmill: " Oh.......Well...It's the thought that counts "
He threw the ear back into the street.
The chopper swooped low again and blew the shop front glass at them, some of it stuck in MJK's chest and SML's head, Cmill escaped the blast and grabbed a grappling hook, he threw it into the cockpit and pulled TIF out, as TIF flew through the air towards him he opened fire with the Uzi in his right hand, it blasted holes in TIF and he was dead by the time he reached Cmill,....the chopper spun out of control and WT dove from it as it crashed, he landed hard and seemed unconscious,
MJK and Cmill ran into the street and a bullet crashed through MJK's head, he fell dead on the floor, Cmill dove backwards into the shop.
Cmill: " ****, there's a sniper,. "
SML pulled the remaining glass out of her head.
SML: " I'll get him "
She picked up the Uzi and blew a hole in the roof of the shop, she then grabbed a rope and threw it up, she climbed onto the shop roof and started off across the rooftops, she reached Bagephil in a matter of 30 seconds and saw him laying down in position directly in line with the shop on the same side, she tried to sneak up on him but a tile on the roof broke under foot and BP spun around, he went for his glock but SML reached hers first and fired a shot, it hit him in the hand, he dropped the gun.... but she was out of ammo, he went to regain his gun, she'd never reach him in time. she knew there was only one chance.....
She pressed the clip release catch and the clip fell put of the gun, as it dropped she kicked it directly at BP, it lodged in his forhead and he slumped dead.
At this point Cmill could see the coast was clear and he went for the fallen WT, as he got to the body WT grabbed his leg and took him down, he then smashed both his arms with a quick grapple hold, Cmill yelled in pain as he tried to shuffle away ,WT stood over him and pulled out a hunting knife.
WT: " This one is fo.......arrrrrrrghhhhh "
Two shots fired off and blood ran from his knees, two more shots rang out and blood ran from his arms, he fell face first, Cmill staggered to his feet and looked up at the roof, it was SML with the sniper rifle.
She dropped down and made her way over to Cmill.
Cmill: " Why didn't you finish him ? "
SML:" Because we need answers from him on who hired him "
BANG!!!!
A hole appeared in SML's chest, she dropped the rifle as her white blouse turned red, Cmill caught her as she fell.
Fran: " I'm afraid i can't allow that "
Cmill: " YOU!?!?!?! "
Fran smirked
Fran:" Good work detective "
Cmill: " But why ? "
Fran: " Approval ratings of course, I am losing the polls across this country, my chances of beating that baby kissing, joke cracking Dew or the smooth talking combat vet with all his medals Showtime is zilch, i needed something bigger, and what grander than surviving an attempt on my life while escaping my captors and saving the country ? WT and I had it all planned out until you bunch of would be heores ****ed it up, still I have learned how to adapt to situations over my time as President "
Cmill: " This is the point where i should say you are insane and you'll never get away with it, but actually it's pretty smart, you are gonna get huge TV coverage and exposure from this and you can buy that hero status you never had, plus since there is no one left except me, and the older black guy never survives these things unless Mel Gibson is in the movie, it looks like we are **** out of luck when it comes to stopping you. "
BANG!!!!!
Cmill fell backward, blood bursting from his chest.
Fran: " Indeed, i just decorated the ****ing White house and moved in my Sinatra collection of originals, plus I'd miss out on Thursday Oval office Orgy night, no way I'm looking for new digs "
Fran felt a gust of wind and a medevac chopper came into view, as it got close he could see Tza with a video camera in one hand and her Glock in her other.
Fran: " Oh you have gotta be kidding me, Black and female ? I can't believe i'm gonna get beaten by this PC **** "
Tza: " Election.........OVER! "
BANG!!!!!!!! BANG!!!!!!!!!
one through the heart and one through the head......10 minutes later Harlem was full of Feds and blacked out SUV's..... as Tza sat getting her injuries seen to, a large older man with a beard came over to her.
C Lee: " Hey, good work agent, i was wondering, how do you fancy a transfer ? "
Tza: " To what ? "
C Lee: " To a division where you'll never have to wear one of those suits and you can kill ppl in exotic locations "
Tza: " F**k yeah! When I'm done i will to kill two birds with one stone and become the first black AND female president "
She winked and the old man smiled.
C Lee: " good to see the death of ALL your friends hasn't caused you to lose your sense of humour, you'll go far "
Tza: " I got skills "
As the old man walked away her Cell rang, she laughed as the medic jumped,.
Medic: " Sorry, it's been weird not hearing one of those all day and suddenly they're back "
Tza: " No problem, excuse me i have to take this "
Tza stepped away still looking the LCD on her phone, she flipped it open.
Tza: " Yes.....Yes...Everything went off according to plan and the evidence linking Showtime to Fran has been planted........You're a shoe in Dew."
She flipped the phone closed.........
The End.
Tza could feel herself slipping out of consciousness, she used her last gasp of energy to dig her nails into NDX's face as hard as she could, once in she pulled.
NDX: ".......DAMN!......."
As he reared back Tza sucked in some air and something sailed past her and hit NDX in the face, as he looked down he realised it was a severed penis.
Mister J: " Wang or not, The J man is still all warrior "
NDX cleared the blood from his eyes to see Mister J standing there, his socks pushed into his groin to stop the blood flowing out and an adrenalin needle sticking out of his chest.
NDX tried to shift is large weight to his feet but Mister J charged and dove legs first at him, landing with one over each shoulder.
Mister J: " Choke on bloody crotch tubbo!! "
NDX grabbed J's legs and forced him into a bone crunching split, J's knee caps shot out.
Mister J: " Good god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can't believe the pain from earlier is being topped! "
NDX pushed J's split carcass away and wiped the blood from his face, This had given Tza enough time to regain her senses and she thrust her legs at NDX's head, her heels went straight through his eyes.
NDX: ".......DAMN!......"
NDX grabbed for his face, Tza kipped up and picked up the sword from the floor, she drew back and sliced NDX's head in half. She went across to the computer.........
Back in Harlem the chopper had dropped Badgerphil off on the roof of a shop and continued to circle the survivors.
Cmill fired up some Uzi shots from FA' s that he'd picked up, meanwhile SML and the limp armed MJK entered a shop.
SML: " A mountaineering shop in Harlem ? "
MJK: " Who'da thunk it ? "
Cmill crashed in through the window with Fran.
Cmill: " Jolie RUN!! "
Jolie headed for the shop, she was out of range for a shot from WT but TIF swooped the chopper in low and gave chase, just as she was nearly there the chopper caught up and cut her to shreds with the blades, parts flew everywhere, a left ear landed in Cmill's lap. He sat looking at it and sobbing.
Cmill: " Sweet Jolie, my right hand woman, the best computer...errr...thingy person i ever worked with, your sweet face and great hygiene shall be missed around the precinct, i only wish *Sob*...*Sniff*... I'd gotten a chance to boff you on my desk after hours........Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! "
He sat clinging to her severed ear, crying.
SML: " *Cough* Ahem, that is actually an ear from one one FA's men "
Cmill: " Oh.......Well...It's the thought that counts "
He threw the ear back into the street.
The chopper swooped low again and blew the shop front glass at them, some of it stuck in MJK's chest and SML's head, Cmill escaped the blast and grabbed a grappling hook, he threw it into the cockpit and pulled TIF out, as TIF flew through the air towards him he opened fire with the Uzi in his right hand, it blasted holes in TIF and he was dead by the time he reached Cmill,....the chopper spun out of control and WT dove from it as it crashed, he landed hard and seemed unconscious,
MJK and Cmill ran into the street and a bullet crashed through MJK's head, he fell dead on the floor, Cmill dove backwards into the shop.
Cmill: " ****, there's a sniper,. "
SML pulled the remaining glass out of her head.
SML: " I'll get him "
She picked up the Uzi and blew a hole in the roof of the shop, she then grabbed a rope and threw it up, she climbed onto the shop roof and started off across the rooftops, she reached Bagephil in a matter of 30 seconds and saw him laying down in position directly in line with the shop on the same side, she tried to sneak up on him but a tile on the roof broke under foot and BP spun around, he went for his glock but SML reached hers first and fired a shot, it hit him in the hand, he dropped the gun.... but she was out of ammo, he went to regain his gun, she'd never reach him in time. she knew there was only one chance.....
She pressed the clip release catch and the clip fell put of the gun, as it dropped she kicked it directly at BP, it lodged in his forhead and he slumped dead.
At this point Cmill could see the coast was clear and he went for the fallen WT, as he got to the body WT grabbed his leg and took him down, he then smashed both his arms with a quick grapple hold, Cmill yelled in pain as he tried to shuffle away ,WT stood over him and pulled out a hunting knife.
WT: " This one is fo.......arrrrrrrghhhhh "
Two shots fired off and blood ran from his knees, two more shots rang out and blood ran from his arms, he fell face first, Cmill staggered to his feet and looked up at the roof, it was SML with the sniper rifle.
She dropped down and made her way over to Cmill.
Cmill: " Why didn't you finish him ? "
SML:" Because we need answers from him on who hired him "
BANG!!!!
A hole appeared in SML's chest, she dropped the rifle as her white blouse turned red, Cmill caught her as she fell.
Fran: " I'm afraid i can't allow that "
Cmill: " YOU!?!?!?! "
Fran smirked
Fran:" Good work detective "
Cmill: " But why ? "
Fran: " Approval ratings of course, I am losing the polls across this country, my chances of beating that baby kissing, joke cracking Dew or the smooth talking combat vet with all his medals Showtime is zilch, i needed something bigger, and what grander than surviving an attempt on my life while escaping my captors and saving the country ? WT and I had it all planned out until you bunch of would be heores ****ed it up, still I have learned how to adapt to situations over my time as President "
Cmill: " This is the point where i should say you are insane and you'll never get away with it, but actually it's pretty smart, you are gonna get huge TV coverage and exposure from this and you can buy that hero status you never had, plus since there is no one left except me, and the older black guy never survives these things unless Mel Gibson is in the movie, it looks like we are **** out of luck when it comes to stopping you. "
BANG!!!!!
Cmill fell backward, blood bursting from his chest.
Fran: " Indeed, i just decorated the ****ing White house and moved in my Sinatra collection of originals, plus I'd miss out on Thursday Oval office Orgy night, no way I'm looking for new digs "
Fran felt a gust of wind and a medevac chopper came into view, as it got close he could see Tza with a video camera in one hand and her Glock in her other.
Fran: " Oh you have gotta be kidding me, Black and female ? I can't believe i'm gonna get beaten by this PC **** "
Tza: " Election.........OVER! "
BANG!!!!!!!! BANG!!!!!!!!!
one through the heart and one through the head......10 minutes later Harlem was full of Feds and blacked out SUV's..... as Tza sat getting her injuries seen to, a large older man with a beard came over to her.
C Lee: " Hey, good work agent, i was wondering, how do you fancy a transfer ? "
Tza: " To what ? "
C Lee: " To a division where you'll never have to wear one of those suits and you can kill ppl in exotic locations "
Tza: " F**k yeah! When I'm done i will to kill two birds with one stone and become the first black AND female president "
She winked and the old man smiled.
C Lee: " good to see the death of ALL your friends hasn't caused you to lose your sense of humour, you'll go far "
Tza: " I got skills "
As the old man walked away her Cell rang, she laughed as the medic jumped,.
Medic: " Sorry, it's been weird not hearing one of those all day and suddenly they're back "
Tza: " No problem, excuse me i have to take this "
Tza stepped away still looking the LCD on her phone, she flipped it open.
Tza: " Yes.....Yes...Everything went off according to plan and the evidence linking Showtime to Fran has been planted........You're a shoe in Dew."
She flipped the phone closed.........
The End.
But Fran got his in the end. 
" 
t: Very nicely done. 
Okay... not really. 
