Chapter 9
Swords clashed and sparks flew as Tza and Abby dueled in the middle of the room, over at the computer screen NDX typed furiously while keeping an eye one what was going on.
NDX: " .......DAMN!......."
Tza pirouetted and sliced, she cut Abby's face with a glancing blow.
Abby thumbed the blood and licked it
Abby: " Not bad for a girl "
Tza: " Kiss my ass "
Abby: " mmmmmm with pleasure luvvie "
NDX: " .........DAMN!........."
Abby lunged at Tza...
Across town the Rig was barreling through the streets.
Cmill: " Oh i meant to tell you guys, the director of the CIA, Heat Z, died of a heart attack when the sh1t hit the fan "
bm: ".........Oh sh1t "
a bullet ricochet around the cabin and blood ran from bm's mouth
bm: " NOOOOOOO, don't let me die like some superfluous character that didn't read the fic....i brought the Anal sex funny..............arrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh"
His eyes closed, he was dead.
SML: " I;m so sorry MJK "
MJK: " He was a good man......Still can't grieve forever, although i do feel guilty about all the buttsecks i had with his wife "
Cmill: " They are gaining "
MJK: " I have an idea "
He opened the cabin door and threw bm's body into the road, one of the chasing vehicles hit it and lost control, flipping over onto it's side and crashing into a shop.
SML: ".......and they say we Mossad agents are ruthless "
Suddenly the Rig veered out of control, a tyre had been hit and two of FA's men had jumped onto the back of it, SML Hung out the side of the window and fired off some rounds blowing a hole in both men who fell backwards onto the Honda that was gaining, the driver, unable to see, put the brakes on leading to the supra following, crashing straight into the back of him, MJK tossed back a grenade and both cars went up in flames.
MJK: " Ok only FA is left, we can do this "
Cmill: " As long as J gets that blocker down "
MJK: " J'll won't let me down....don't let me down J old buddy "
Cmill: " Old buddy ? you just met him a few hours ago "
MJK: " Pop culture reference mother****er! "
FA's Escalade was gaining,
Cmill: " We are running out of fuel and the tyre damage is making it hard for me to control the vehicle, hang on! "
Cmill 180'd the rig and headed directly at FA's Escalade.
FA: " ****, Mooki, JUMP! "
FA leapt off the gun turret and Mooki leapt out of the drivers seat as The Rig plowed into the Escalade.
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!
As Cmill and the rest regained their senses from the crash the front end of the Rig was on fire, Cmill looked in the wing mirror and saw FA and Mooki getting up, FA had his gold plated Uzis in his hand. MJK stirred, his arm as broken and bloody.
Cmill: " WE are sitting ducks "
SML: " I have an idea, Jolie. listen up "
FA and Mooki stood about 30 feet from the Rig.
FA: " Ok Mooki, we gotta be cautious here son, the ****ers are sneaky "
Just then the Rig door flew open and a naked Jolie ran out
Mooki's eyes popped out his head, as he followed her jiggly running, FA didn't blink, SML lent out and put a bullet through the head of the distracted Mooki, FA fired off a burst at her before she could get a shot off at him, she ducked back into the cab.
SML: " Dammit, how did that not work ? "
FA: " HA HA HA, you can't play me like that homies, i like DUDES!!!! "
Cmill: " Well that's just plain bad luck, I mean who woulda figured the badass kingpin of Harlem liked salami to the cheeks "
MJK: " Come to think of it those coats and jewelry were always a little suspect.....You know what to do boss "
Cmill frowned,.....2 minutes later he sprang from the cab naked, sprinting across the road, FA dropped his Uzi's and grabbed his crotch as the dangly, swooshing run of Cmill filled his vision, he paused for a moment as he realized he'd been fooled
Bang!!!
A bullet pierced his fur coat and blood ran down his chest, he dropped to his knees and shook his fist in the hair.
FA: " Goddammit!! fooled by a ploy they used just two minutes ago right in front of me, if only i didn't crave Dong and wasn't dumb as a brick........CURSES!!!"
FA slumped to his death, MJK, SML and Fran emerged from the Rig.
Fran: " You are all a credit to your country, As i stand here today......"
Jolie: " Hello, naked over here!......Cmill watch your pole buddy "
Fran: " For ****s sake, will i ever get a friggin campaign speech out!? "
SML went and got their clothes, just as they were getting dressed WT's chopper arose over the top of a building, they weren't safe yet.....
Back across at the power plant Tza and Abby were still dueling, Abby was down to one hand and Tza had suffered a punctured breast in the brutal fight. Tza made a double strike,dodging Abby's one armed swing and cutting his legs off at the knees, he crashed to his stumps in agony.
NDX: ".....DAMN!..... "
Tza: " Looks like your done chump stain "
Abby: " I'm just getting started my precious "
Tza: " Suuuuure you are........legless tool! "
She cut his head off as Abby didn't have the strength to lift his sword, NDX quickly pulled his shirt off and dived at her, taking her to the floor and entrapping her head between his massive mantits and his stomach rolls.
NDX: "..... DAMN!..... "
Tza reached out towards the console with a desperate hand......
To be Continued.
Mama mia! Such a badass! A man who can wield two swords with such finese is a man after my heart.
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