Ultimatum: ***** yeah!

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Screenname of the Proposed RPG’s Game Master:
Optikal

Do You Have An Instant Messenger that we can reach you on for better conversation? (i.e MSN, Yahoo, AIM, ect.) And if so, what is your screenname?:
[email protected]

Gamemasters/Assistant Gamemasters already chosen:
Gallagher

How will the overall layout of the RPG be?:
Ongoing. Like the main RPGs. Presumably until everyone was dead, or character raped so badly they couldn't be played no more.

Premise of RPG, if it is a user created RPG see below for applicable additions to this Applicaton, (Must be a paragraph or longer):
In this RPG, much like the other Marvel RPGs you can be any character in the Marvel universe. However, You must have in inate ability to completely f**k their s**t up and destroy any vestige of the character you choose to play.

You want to wantonly kill other people? Go ahead. You want BIG F**K OFF LASERS!!? they're yours! You want to randomly destroy the cosmos with your telepathy? Feel free! Basically in this RPG, it's one big free-for-all deathmatch where anything goes.

But I hear what you're saying... "Wait, Thor doesn't have a bazzoka!" Well he does now, B*tch! BOOM!

Welcome to Ultimatum. ***** YEAH!

What will this RPG bring to the RPG forums? (please write two complete sentences):
Death. Destruction. Character Raping. Wanton Carnage. Excessive use of cussing and capital letters

Title Of The RPG You Would Like To Propose:
ULTIMATUM:F**K YEAH!!

Example Of Characters Application:

Name:

The Character You would like to play:

Character Bio:

Character Photobase:

Sample Post (Must contain three paragraphs, one line of dialogue and wanton use of capital letters and exclamation marks) :
 
I... I love you.

This is the greatest ****ing concept known to mankind.
 
I love you too. This will be the best game in the history of man.
 
Anyone that doesn't join this should have their manhood removed, because clearly, they aren't using there BALLS.

DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS FOR THIS GAME? DO YOU? ****ING JOIN *****ES.
 
Well I'm not sure I have the balls for it. Or the imagination to entirely destroy the universe in every post...
 
Find the balls! Dig deep soldier!

Which, coincidentally, will be the first lines of dialogue shared between Captain America and Iron Man.... :awesome:
 
Master Bruce is busy ****ing a goat but he TOTALLY told me to tell you that this thing is a-ok for approval.
 
...I did no such thing.
 
You did! We have testimony from the goats....
 
I said MASTER BRUCE did it... Not Batman :cmad:
 
You write up a ****ing RPG idea like this, but yet my western RPG gets nothing?!

Mother****ers. :cmad::csad:
 
I would've joined Byrd. But no, you caved. Bastard.
 
Can you crush Jesus' face with a snowmobile with a giant laser on the front of it in your Western RPG?

If not then I am not interested.
 
Deffinately an interesting idea...I'd have to see how it goes before I'd be able to say that it's something I'd be interested in though.
 
There's no sitting on the fence here shape! Uncertainty is for gays and commies! You're either in the yard or you're out of it!

Now buckle up and let's f-ck some sh-t up!
 
I was damn near ready to leave the RPGs all together before this.

There should be no limit on who you can pick up, Marvel, DC, Your mother... ANYONE
 
I'll join if I can be Byrd's mom and I get to headbutt everyone in every single post.
 
I'll Edit. It can be one ULTIMATUM universe where you can be ANYONE from Gina Davis (whatever happened to Gina Davis. She used to be in movies but she's not in movies anymore) to JESUS. Have at thee foul conventions!
 
My God. You blew it up! YOU ****ING BLEW IT UP!!!
 
Basically, if you remember when you were a child, playing with your transformers and the Megazord from Power Rangers came over and kicked the living **** out of Optimus Prime with Conan the Barbarian's sword? Then the Riddler exploded?

Yeah. That's the kind of random mayhem this could turn out to be.
 
Byrd's mom is gonna headbutt the crap out of the megazord! :cmad:
 
You had an exploding Riddler? I thought they were recalled...
 
It was a Jim Carey Riddler figure, I strapped a firework to it.
 

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