Uwe Boll Has a Meltdown Over 3rd Failed Crowdfunding Effort

[flickchick85]

On a different note, knowing what I do about Uwe Boll, he would probably wouldn't enjoy a doc about him that was... well honest. But he would enjoy the attention. He is the kind that thinks he can turn a buck by being in the news.

Exactly. He would definitely enjoy that attention, and I wouldn't enjoy him getting it. But he's fascinating! Lol, it's a quandary.

 

[The Joker]

What a sad, strange little man:


Videos are the link
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/06/08/uwe-boll-has-meltdown-following-failed-kickstarter

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

Why is he always challenging people to boxing matches?

because hes a former semi pro boxer and knows its the only way he can prove a point

 

[Black Narcissus]

Did he now? Well, he can't be all that bad.

He boxed him in the ring and his fat ass went down. Also, his reaction to the Tree of Life is hilarious.

 

[Boom]

This made my day.

Go play golf, then.

 

[Black Narcissus]

Uwe Boll was part of the same fetus as Werner Herzog, but his mother upon discovering a second child threw him into the woods. He was raised by a pack of circus folks. Boll would later make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark and had a fling with Jackie O in the late 70s. He became interested in making films after he witnessed two homeless men making love in a park. The film world would soon change after his arrival.

 

[Lencho01]

I'm torn because I really want to see a movie about Uwe Boll, but I don't want Uwe Boll to get the satisfaction of having a movie made about him.

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Another loss for Leo if he tries.

 

[CaptainWagner]

Exactly. He would definitely enjoy that attention, and I wouldn't enjoy him getting it. But he's fascinating! Lol, it's a quandary.

Good point. Maybe we should get Bay to produce, that would ruin the moment for him.

Uwe Boll was part of the same fetus as Werner Herzog, but his mother upon discovering a second child threw him into the woods. He was raised by a pack of circus folks. Boll would later make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark and had a fling with Jackie O in the late 70s. He became interested in making films after he witnessed two homeless men making love in a park. The film world would soon change after his arrival.

And right there's the pitch for your movie.

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Another loss for Leo if he tries.

Well, of course Leo will try. But for some inexplicable reason I'm feeling this guy for the role:

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[Sawyer]

Did I just read on Twitter that Boll was making an Auschwitz movie?

 

[Brother Jack]

What a class act this guy is.

 

[Snow Queen]

Did I just read on Twitter that Boll was making an Auschwitz movie?

Already made. Speaking of, I would also like to highlight this quote from his Wikipedia page.

Boll has been quoted as saying that films such as Schindler's List "no longer had the ability to reach young people and that it was his duty as a German to make the film as a way of confronting the past."

...riiiiiiight...

 

[Nemeres]

I loved the headline pic from Slashfilm.

I sense an Uwe Boll biopic or documentary when he's older or after he passes. Could be a fun watch.

 

[The Joker]

He's more entertaining than his movies.

 

[Sawyer]

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Scott Weinberg
‏@scottEweinberg
Kinda funny that the most attention Uwe Boll got in years was for a video of him quitting filmmaking.

Accurate.

 

[Monsieur Xavier]

Some scenes in Bloodrayne were ok ( you know which ones ) and Burt Reynolds was in In the Name of the King. Burt Reynolds !

 

[dude stannis]

As long as he keeps being a hilarious train wreck, let him do whatever he wants.

 

[Nardz937]

Last time I heard of this guy, he was challenging Michael Bay to a boxing match.

 

[Alien Anal]

Michael Rooker as Uwe Boll

 

[Malicked]

He's more entertaining than his movies.

But have people actually seen his movies though? This guy gets brought up a lot, especially when people talk of worst movies ever but I've looked through his filmograph and they all sound turgid. They either bombed or they're cheap direct to DVD sequels. None of his films stand out except for maybe Far Cry and that's only because I've heard of the video game. Oh and it looks like he directed JK Simmons once.

 

[Octoberist]

The problems with his movies are quite simple: They're boring. Extremely boring.

 

[CaptainWagner]

Michael Rooker as Uwe Boll

Ooh, that would be good!

But no, I don't think I've ever actually seen one of his films, now that I think of it...

 

[The Joker]

But have people actually seen his movies though? This guy gets brought up a lot, especially when people talk of worst movies ever but I've looked through his filmograph and they all sound turgid. They either bombed or they're cheap direct to DVD sequels. None of his films stand out except for maybe Far Cry and that's only because I've heard of the video game. Oh and it looks like he directed JK Simmons once.

Yeah of course people have seen his movies. He didn't get his terrible reputation just from word of mouth lol.

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

This rant video has probably already gotten more views than any of his movies.

 

[Black Narcissus]

And a better performance as well.

 

[Keehar]

Hahaha you'd think the guy would be used to not getting support for his movies. Wasn't there like petitions and stuff to get him to stop making movies?